We Do Not Make Enough Of The COMEDY It Is That James Is A Fucking Deer. Like Sirius Being A Dog And Peter

Jily Proposal

hogwarts graduation

after the ceremony, they cross the lake to the station by boat like in 1st year (to make it a whole circle)

they can’t fit four in a boat anymore

lily and james together

remus and sirius really close by with a camera

halfway across the lake, james gets on one knee

he doesn’t even finish his sentence before she says yes

they are both so happy

they stand up and kiss

its so romantic

until the boat tips over because they are standing up

but they are still so happy and laughing

its just a really sweet moment

Rosekiller would say they had a meet-cute, but what happened was actually Barty robbing a bank and Regulus is his getaway car, but Evan was just parking outside and Barty accidentally got into Evan’s car instead.

Sirius , running: Slow down, James, I can’t ketchup!

James, not slowing down: You’ll just have to use all the strength you can mustard.

if i could write coherent sentences it would be over for you bitches

Dorcas: Is something burning? 

Marlene, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. 

Dorcas: Marlene, the toaster is literally on fire.

we all should focus on lily—her complicated relationships with her sister and with snape, her falling for james after many years of rejecting him, mary—her challenges of being a black woman and a muggleborn, marlene—her realisation she’s a lesbian or her working class background and more punk-ish values (bc it’s a common hc i see), black sisters dynamic (ITS A GOD TIER ANGST YALL ARE SLEEPING ON), we should also give dorcas a generally agreed upon characterisation. what we don’t need is a new male ship/character every other week, damn

I wish real people had subtitles bc I seriously can’t focus on what people are saying half of the time

happy mother’s day to all mothers, but especially lily evans, who never got the chance to be the best fucking mum in the whole entire world to harry