Literally Me

me, pointing at myself in the mirror: bro quit thinking about voltron you’re scaring the hoes

yeah sure sometimes i'll check out a hot guy's ass. and sometimes their abs. and sometimes i'll get really sexually aroused by him but confuse that feeling for envy? but then it'll be fine 'cause he'll say one nice thing to me. oh and once in a while i'll befriend him until he can't imagine his life without me and i can't imagine my life without him and i fall in love with his son and eventually start coparenting with him. and like, i'll definitely freak out at the thought of ever losing him, for real. like he'll come close to dying a couple of times and i just lose my shit, haha. and then he adds me to his will in case anything DOES happen to him. and sometimes his house is the only place that feels like home, so much so that i'll fall asleep on his couch in two seconds flat when i can't even fall asleep in my bed. haha. but that's like, normal, so.

this makes me happy to look at

late as always but happy birthday superman <33

Arthur Maxson rolling up like

Inspired by that gorgeous Chauvet bear cave painting and also Djungelskog

Do tell us the sport in the tags.

ill call them the girls until i die and who even are you to disagree with me and the girls?

an incomplete list of annoying things

scrappy doo, caillou, and the despicable me minions

middle aged women who only refer to their tits as “the girls”

she deserved better !!!

—Bones, “The Skull in the Sculpture”