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"It's said war, war never changes. Cats do, through the furniture they shred."

my sister calls my gay ships my mlms and im like girl please im begging do not associate me with pyramid schemes in public

he's so funny

alfred gave them the sheets

ill call them the girls until i die and who even are you to disagree with me and the girls?

an incomplete list of annoying things

scrappy doo, caillou, and the despicable me minions

middle aged women who only refer to their tits as “the girls”

idc about the casting sigils this is how my wiz casts (YEET)

Supermutants obsessed with the Statue of Liberty (She's big and green. What more could you want?)

Amish supermutants

Ghoulified Saul Goodman who calls himself Saul Ghoulman

(Just a few ideas for funny Fallout posts)

brother gnash churnin butter of a different kind tonight

A young Wizard’s best friend.

yeah sure sometimes i'll check out a hot guy's ass. and sometimes their abs. and sometimes i'll get really sexually aroused by him but confuse that feeling for envy? but then it'll be fine 'cause he'll say one nice thing to me. oh and once in a while i'll befriend him until he can't imagine his life without me and i can't imagine my life without him and i fall in love with his son and eventually start coparenting with him. and like, i'll definitely freak out at the thought of ever losing him, for real. like he'll come close to dying a couple of times and i just lose my shit, haha. and then he adds me to his will in case anything DOES happen to him. and sometimes his house is the only place that feels like home, so much so that i'll fall asleep on his couch in two seconds flat when i can't even fall asleep in my bed. haha. but that's like, normal, so.

the wizard needs another azteca-level loss. im tired of us winning. we need to lose even worse than before