YA LIT MEME: [6/10] books or series
Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling + four-word lines
gerard way + inspirational tweets
This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.
SU Fandom: *complains about how the new episodes will air next year*
GF Fandom: *slowly dying, agonizing screams while waiting forever for another new episode*
Ninjago fandom: *waits in the void for a new season*
what does a skeleton call his closest homie
"Abby is a dork" Well Then... It is true though
“1/4? Really? Who writes a measure of ¼. WHY would you write a measure of ¼?” “Because fuck you that’s why.” “I will literally trade you my sandwich for that practice room.” “Dude you should eat your lunch.” “I won’t be able to eat it if my teacher decapitates me for not practicing JUST TAKE IT.” “I always wanted to look inside the percussion room. It’s like Narnia, but noisier.” “Satan created piccolos to punish the trumpets for their pride.” “I’m thinking about dropping music history.” “But why, don’t you need that class?” “Yes but half of it is non-music majors and two people were having a discussion about why there were hashtags at the beginning of the music.” “So my teacher convinced me to take the History of Rock and Roll over the Summer but it was an online course and he found the webcam filters and inevitably the first unit ended up being taught by a talking dinosaur on my webcam. This man teaches college theory.” “SHH. Don’t say the theory teacher’s name. He’s like Beetlejuice. If you say it three times he’ll appear behind you and fuck your shit up.” “I found out Mozart had a butt fetish and I’m never going to be able to stop calling him Mozfart.” “If I see a drink within 100 feet of that Steinway I will track you down and beat you with my harpsichord.”
Most of them
Help me prove a point
It honestly blows my mind when I see adult writers and journalists talking about how fanfiction is “ruining fiction” because “kids are investing all their time and talent into something that doesn’t matter instead of applying their skills to creating something original that they could actually make money off of.”
Like, imagine if people had that attitude toward other things - it’d be completely ridiculous:
“I can’t believe my sixth grader would rather use the basketball hoop to play Knockout instead of organizing competitive games and striving to join the NBA. What a lazy, unmotivated kid.”
“YouTube videos? Just making free videos on the internet for anyone to see whenever they want? Why don’t you just produce a movie? A whole fucking movie. You’re in high school, you can figure it out.”
“Are you really so uncreative that the only songs you can play on the piano are ones other people wrote? The only real piano players are the ones who write their own music, I’m just saying. People like you are the reason originality is dead.”
SOMETIMES PEOPLE DO THINGS BECAUSE THEY’RE FUN! MAKING THINGS AND SHARING THEM WITH OTHER PEOPLE IS FUCKING FUN! NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT MAKING MONEY!!!
Thank you Ive never liked mine but now... I feel better about them
a message for brown eyed girls
yes, her eyes are blue. yes, every love song is about them. every poem compares them to the sea. but you, you have eyes of amber and onyx. your eyes are the gold people desperately try to pull from the ground. her eyes may hold the depth of the ocean but your eyes hold the magnitude of a black hole. your eyes carry a weight too heavy for even the ocean to sweep away into it’s abyss. your eyes are anything but ordinary.
don't you think the whole college system is useless? not only does it cost unholy amount of money, but it really isn't nothing more than another few years of high school...wouldn't it be better to just learn all the general knowledge at hs and then study your major at college with very narrow focus? i mean, if i study geology, there's no place for psychology classes or history of russia classes
I feel like the amount of pressure we put on students to immediately go into 4 year universities, the way we structure schools to make it really difficult to transfer credits and the huge stigma that still exists with going to community college first and transfer out is where the problem lies.
My mom is really encouraging me to go to community college first for several reasons
1.) Its helllaaa cheaper, also I’m top 10% in my class and in NJ certain community colleges give you the first 2 years free if you are top 15%
2.) Eventually we will have free community college in the usa, it will happen there is no way to avoid it without the entire country rebelling
3.) You can fuck up and get used to what college work feels like without wasting university level tuitions
4.) It gets all your gen-eds out the way so once you go to that sparkly uni you are put right into your major courses
I love how,
Percy turned down immortality, and Magnus turned down mortality,
for the same reasons.
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
‘Book on Book‘ is a transparent paperweight that holds down the pages of a novel. It keeps the pages from flipping and allows the user to eat, drink, or sit back while reading.
You sir are devoted
a classic
why commit murder when you can have one of these
come on guys
Philosophy much? :)
…that no matter
how close
you get
the pupil
seems to
devour light
like a black hole
it reflects no light
What needs to happen is someone goes back in time, preferably Stan and/or the twins and they need to stop this all from happening by stopping young stanly from destroying the project in the first place… Sure consequences and all that but hey it would be pretty cool…
Hey guys, remember that one time, in that one Japanese-inspired show with a color-coded team, where the zen-guy with a 6th sense sacrificed himself with a smile to stop the ultimate evil in the season finale?
And then the new season starts, and rest of the team started to break apart, and the responsible one keeps arguing with the wisecraker, but they didn’t realize that his spirit had entered another vessel and he was still alive?
But eventually they travel to a jungle and find him, now in a silver, fully robotic body with new powers and junk?
…
…
WAIT A SECOND.
The sentence, “We need to talk.” is the most anxiety-inducing 4 word sentence in existence.
Things that make me happy: books
Things that cause me to have mental breakdowns and cry at 3 am: books
Very
“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do
Alright, so you know how when Danny gets angry, his eyes turn green? Well, just imagine Danny getting angry at his parents, while in the middle of defending himself at why his grades are bad or he’s slipping up in curfew and chores (the usual) after getting no sleep the night before ghost hunting, and having a horrible day at school and his eyes turn green and he loses his temper. Then his parents are like, eyes changing that drastically and that quickly isn’t normal, and they ask him if he’s alright and he says something like. “Not normal?! Nothing in this house is normal!!” Then he storms off, and Jazz tries to cover for him, while kind of freaking out, and Jack and Maddie agree with her excuse, just to calm her down. Then the next day they, see Phantom fighting and look really close at him and Jack mutters something along the lines of “He looks a lot like Danny,” and they pale so drastically in realization. Then Jack and Maddie bring it up to Jazz and Danny at dinner that night and Danny goes so pale, and he looks like he’s gonna jump up and sprint out the door, and Jazz starts choking on her drink. Then it all comes to light!!! Guys help I’m flipping out, will someone PLEASE make a one-shot of this and post it???!!!
I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
Mythical creatures: The most complicated diagram on fictional animals you’ll ever need!