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No please no I’m begging you

Imagine Pepper was actually pregnant in IW but then she turned to ash.

Imagine Tony finding out.

Just, imagine it.

As a French who learned how to speak English by myself and actively try to learn Japanese and Chinese, I can only relate. Please, please be nice to people who don’t speak their native language because we’re honestly trying our best and it’s very hurtful and embarrassing for us to be called out (in a mean way) about this. Suggestions and advices however are very much appreciated if polite!

So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.

Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.

“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”

MY FAVORITE FIC !

S -Don’t you dare take a picture! T -Too late ! :D S -You’ll regret that T -Oh, I’m sure I will!

Little spoiler from ‘The spider and the Sorcerer’ by WIX2 Totally in love in this fic!! Relationship between these three dorks is just pure gold!! PERFECT father-son relation between Tony-Peter and Stephan-Peter also Tony-Stephan best sass in history .. really, these two is perfect explosive material and I just looove it ! ♡

Absolutely messed up..

BLESS. YOU.

please. watch this. i wouldn’t steer you in wrong direction.

Kill me.

A LITTLE THING I NOTICED WHILE WATCHING IRON MAN 3 TODAY

to all the 13 year old girls that follow me

if you think her skirt is cute, tell her

the guy that you have a crush on probably doesn’t take enough showers

liking 1D or taylor swift isn’t embarrassing. dont hide it

draw draw draw! you’ll be happy to have the skill later on

do your homework it’ll help with stress

when you’re overwhelmed you should run. it makes you feel better

don’t start cutting no matter how afraid you are

if that shirt doesn’t fit you it doesn’t matter

hug the people you love

know that your life is weird right now and it will get better

The Avengers on a Trip

Stephen: Can you guys please be quiet?

Thor: *is asleep*

Clint: Haha nope!

Bruce: Please lower your voice, Clint… Thor is sleeping.

Peter: *takes weird selfies* This is totally gonna blow up Instagram.

Steve: Why am I the one who’s driving? I have no idea where I’m going.

Tony: Calm down, everyone! I’m trying to count the horses outside and you all keep distracting me.

Natasha: I need to get out of here and fuck someone up.

Mantis: We’re gonna have so much fun when we arrive!

Quill: Yeah, fun…

Gamora: *is very disgusted*

Scott: Wait, where is Bucky?

Sam: I swear he was just here…

Bucky: *was accidentally left at home, alone*

[Before reading smut]

[After reading smut]: 

Important Notice →

A decision has been made by ARMY ZIP (@BTS_KR_ARMY) to not consume any pictures/videos of BTS’ arrival at the airport from now onwards.

Those taken by the media are no exception. Please co-operate with this. Guideline for departures to be announced later.

When you hear BTS have arrived in Korea, you may use the English version of the hashtag #아공캠페인챌린지 → #ARMYAirportEtiquette and join the agreement of not sharing/posting airport pictures for the sake of BTS’ safety in the future.

To those who are fans of MARVEL…Stan needs our help…please watch the video and spread the word!

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

peter: *gets slightly hurt*

tony, suiting up: WHO THE FUCK WANNA DIE

Yasss

me running after my pets to see what’s in their mouths

Just a duuuumb idea

Look, I love father-son platonic Starker and I thought about this Soulmate AU where you have the name of your spiritual child on the heart. Those type of Soulmates are extremely extremely rare for obvious reason and they displays a rare phenomenon where soul matches another’s not romantically but “characteristically”. In short, it’s like the souls have genetics and the souls of the soulmates have the same genetics. A legend says that it was born from a spell casted by a sterile witch, whom grieved on the fact that she won’t ever experience the “bond” that she believed a mother has with her biological child, on her foster son but it’s not proved so the origin of it still is a mystery.

The name won’t appear if the soulmates didn’t met each other. The “parent” soulmate will experience a deep fondness, constant worry and a sense of duty for the “kid” soulmate and the “kid” soulmate will automatically feel a really deep endearment for the “parent” soulmate.

PS : I don’t know what I’m saying either pls let me share my stupid imagination with you

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tony Stark/Stephen Strange Characters: Tony Stark, Stephen Strange, Peter Parker, Vision (Marvel), James “Rhodey” Rhodes, Happy Hogan, Cloak of Levitation - Character, Wong (Marvel) Additional Tags: Angst, Fluff, Comfort, Road Trips, Kinda, Team Bonding, Vision and Rhodey are good bros, Mentions of PTSD, Mentions of Panic Attacks, Cloak of Levitation (Marvel), Trust Issues, Tony and Stephen bonding time, Holding Hands, Ned Leeds - mentioned, Aunt May - mentioned, hints of Supremefamily, Peter LOVES magic, Tony hates magic, Stephen hates cars, Banter, Cloak is like a puppy, Caring Stephen, caring Tony, just soft bois being soft for once, Height Difference that we deserve Series: Part 5 of Of Overqualified Hands & Pi Figures (IronStrange) Summary:

It’s the last week of summer and Peter decides to drag the Avengers out of their hideouts to go have some fun together. He might have to resort to kidnapping one particular wizard doctor, who is not only too busy for team bonding - with a team he’s not even really a part of - but more importantly, not very fond of car travelling.

Stephen learns that he’s not the only one having issues with particular means of transportation.

Is nobody gonna talk about Strange struggling with his sandwich and Wanda being 100% done next to him ?

Stephen Strange: What Master do you serve?

Starlord: what master do I serve? What am I supposed to say Jesus?

Me, an intellectual:

I’m doing a social experiment called ‘agreeing with boys when they compliment you’. 

the results: 

aight so european leaders got together to make decisions about the refugee situation and the bottom line is 1) refugees are gonna be detained outside of europe, 2) the detainment centers are actually named “kontrollierte zentren” in german which is not ominous or in incredibly bad taste at all, 3) private rescuers are gonna be charged for rescuing drowning refugees, 4) we pay countrues such as turkey or libya a lot of money to keep refugees out of europe, 5) outer european borders will be strengthened and frontex (border control) will receive more funding

so in short uhhh europe decided on killing and locking up more refugees; fun!

(source: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jun/29/eu-summit-migration-deal-key-points)

PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD

Protect J-Hope! Spread the Word!!

hey guys, i don’t have a very big following here, but honestly I’m just trying to make this as known as possible because it is super important

so when Jimin received a death threat everyone knew about it and trended a hashtag the same day and then Hoseok received a threat for their tour concert in Seoul 3 DAYS AGO and almost no one knows about it

please if you see this, reblog it for your followers to see, tweet the hashtag #ProtectJungHoseok to spread the word, and send emails to bighit (esp if you can speak/write in Korean or have a friend that is a k-army!) to make sure they know to protect Hoseok

(these pictures are not mine, they are from @/httpjoonful on twitter)

PLEASE SPREAD AWARENESS TO KEEP HOSEOK AND ALL OF BTS SAFE

YEEET

I love making memes on DBH :^)

Connor: … Um… Hank… Sumo is…

Hank: SUMO! NO!

Drew this to get my feels out and also to have an excuse to put Connor and Sumo in party hats. X’D

Please protect him at all cost

Connor, you had one job, and you’re doing amazing sweetie 

(Please do not repost without credit!)

Connor: The deviant is still here. I’m going to draw it out of hiding and ambush it with a blunt object. The ideal result will be stunning it into a state of unconsciousness without causing too much damage so we can properly interrogate it.

Hank, a tired and drunk millennial: what

Connor: *deep sigh* when the deviant shows itself I’m going to “yeet” this lamp at it

“why didn’t you shoot?”

at 6:30am this seemed way funnier than it probably is