Latest Posts by hee-yuejin - Page 11

Next up, tune in for Peter teaching Steve about Yeet. Inspiration: @hpinfalsettoland

I’m about to start a war.

Ironstrange or Stony?

Like for Stony. Reblog for ironstrange.

Logical Brain: Peter Parker dying in infinity war was just for shock-value, he is already set and confirmed for a sequel and is obviously going to be the face of marvel phase four, so the chance his death is permanent is literally less than 1%-

Peter Parker Stanning Brain: B-bguff EbPETER NO IM GIUHONG TO SET MYSELF OBN F IRE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE LITERALLY FFIDND ME THANOS’ BODY I WILL KKILL THEAT FFFUCK MYSEFL-

(CLICK FOR QUALITY) IW but everyone’s alive and happy (do NOT tag as thorki or starker)

Angry Cinnabun

not even sorry

supervillains fucking hate fighting the x-men because the teams change constantly and sometimes there are??? totally new people there???? fuck there’s a teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically a superhero yet or is he a student. who the fuck knows. how do we counter this shit

You thought once human can create a better imitation of themselves, they’ll get rid of the inconvenient fatal weakness.

At Target this lady told her son he couldn’t have a Wonder Woman doll because “that’s for girls” and then bought her daughter the same one. It got me thinking about how often I see people bar young boys from appreciating girls/women as protagonists and heroes, and my own experience with it as a kid.

I love Steve

Tony: You wanna hear a joke?

Stephen: …Fine

Tony: Knock knock

Stephen: Who’s there?

Tony: Choke.

Stephen: Choke who?

Tony: Choke me d-

Steve: *pops up from behind the couch* CHOKING HAZARD UNSUITABLE FOR KIDS BELOW THREE YEARS OLD SOMEONE PLEASE HAND ME SOME HOLY WATER BEFORE ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE

Markus when he got to Jericho

DBH: Hank calles Connor his son when he dies, has a clear hint that Hank thinks Connor resembles his deceased son Cole, makes it evident that both Hank and Connor care for each others safety on multiple occasions, has them both hug in the end after getting a good ending, and overall makes it possible for Hank and Connor to have a close father/son relationship.

Tumblr: *Draws fanart of Hank and Connor making out while half naked*

Me:

PROTECC!!

I need more omg so good

[ NAME: STEPHEN ] Detroit: Become Human AU

Tony sighs and covers his eyes for a moment. He wants to go to bed and continue his work tomorrow, but it seems like something holding him back and this is not any kind of deadline. To be honest, the question of time doesn’t bother Tony Stark at all, because he has no limitations in this. Especially, when the world’s leading android manufacturer and retailer appeals for advice and assistance in the development of their new models. Tony looks up into the corner of his studio, where one of their machines sits. The male android whom the CyberLife sent to Stark for the analysis of all his biocomponents and for the check of his hands motility. As the representative of the company explained to Jarvis, this is a new model unique in its kind, but not as perfect as they want it to be. At first, Stark didn’t want to take this work, but literally the day before yesterday he had changed his mind. Engage in the development and an assembly of androids is fascinating, through. This android came to Stark’s tower last morning and didn’t cause Tony any admiring feelings. He looks like any ordinary robot that the CyberLife creats. At first he was not very talkative and Tony was sure that he would also have to reactivate his voice module, until he heard a polite reproach to his phrase. Tony was looking at the files that the android sent over the network to Jarvis with his own data, technical charts and a list of exploitative brief. Tony rubbed his cheek with his hand, indignant that the CyberLife had somehow overlooked to give their android the model name and number in the documents. “Since I will be the first model in this line, the developers have deemed it necessary to leave only the serial number. If, to you, Mr. Stark, it’s not so convenient to pronounce all the eleven-digit code, then, I believe, you can choose a shorter name for me.” Confused for a moment from such an answer, and the answer in principle, Tony then only turned away, slightly smiling. He decides to think about the name for this android later.

Hope you don't mind another prompt. The Team finds out Stephen can talk to animals.

this one’s short too but lmaooooo the possibilities

The first time it happens, no one really notices.

It’s a run-of-the-mill bad guy chase - some idiot stole a pretty suped-up vehicle from some government agency or another, and was careening down the mean streets of NYC with Iron Man, Iron Patriot, Doctor Strange, and Spider-Man on his tail. Stephen had been sort of a last-minute add in. Tony had called him up, begged him to come out, promised him a blowjob later if he said yes, and then cheered obnoxiously when the doctor portaled to their primary location, dressed for battle.

They’re just about to catch the perp when he veers sharply down a side alley and disappears from view. Tony doesn’t have time to get a bird’s eye - there’s civilians everywhere, and they’re trying to keep it low-key.

Well, as low-key as possible for them. And the suped-up government vehicle.

They’re speaking frantically over comms, trying to figure out what to do, when Stephen jogs out of a nearby pet store and takes to the sky again, coming to their little huddle.

“He turned left just after the alley - one way street. Let’s go!”

They catch the guy six minutes later. Tony laughs, blames it on Stephen’s magic third eye powers.

No one even thinks about the corgi puppy that had been sitting in the front window.

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The second time it happens, Tony notices, but brushes it off.

He and Stephen are on a date in Central Park. They’re walking hand in hand, enjoying the nice weather, although Tony can feel a headache building behind his eyes. He hasn’t had caffeine in a few hours, and he’s starting to feel it already.

“Tony? You okay?” Stephen asks, ever the doctor, ever observant.

“Yeah, hon. Just - haven’t seen a Starbucks in a minute. Let me look - “

Tony falls silent, watching Stephen stare very intently at a squirrel perched on the railing nearby. The squirrel is unmoving, and it’s staring back at Stephen. The two stare for another long moment before Stephen turns to Tony, flashing him a smile.

“There’s a cart just a few more minutes’ walk from here. They’ve got candied nuts, too.”

Tony smiles gratefully, taking Stephen’s hand and starting the walk again. He glances back at the squirrel, who watches them walk away.

“Nuts, huh?”

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The third time it happens, everyone picks up on it.

There’s a debate about where to go for pizza after a hard day’s work of saving New York. Peter votes Little Italy Number 2 on 6th Ave, Tony’s pulling hard for John’s, and Rhodey’s arguing for Two Boots in the West Village. Stephen, who was on Team Two Boots for a bit (“It’s closer to my place!”), steps away and picks up a nearby pigeon, staring intently into its face.

Tony clears his throat. “Uh… Whatcha doin’ over there, pumpkin?”

Stephen breaks his focus, turning back to Tony. “I’m asking the bird where the best crust is. It should know.” Right back to pigeon interrogation mode.

Tony looks at Rhodey, who’s gaping at Stephen, and Peter looks ready to die from the expression of sheer ecstasy on his face.

“Doctor Strange… You can talk to animals?!” He asks, overjoyed.

Stephen releases the ruffled bird, approaching the team again. “Of course.”

Peter immediately begins bouncing off the walls, asking about the bears in Central Park, and the NYPD horses, and the Central Park horses, and -

“Alright, hey, it’s pizza time. We can talk over pizza, and we’re going to John’s,” Tony decides, taking to the air again. RHodey follows, shaking his head.

“Tony, man, I love you? But your boyfriend’s a freak.”

Tony looks back at Peter and Stephen, smiling as the doctor patiently answers the spider kid’s endless questions.

“Nah. Not a freak. He’s special.”

we are talking about strangefamily and supremefamily, but did anyone consider donutfamily?

I need a scientific explanation to this fucking phenomenon

family: *insults & ignores me*

me: *starts reading fanfiction to feel better*

family: Oh MY GOd, Why ArE you alWayS oN YouR PhONe??!!

OMg itS ROBerT doWneY jR

cr: @ranthonystark on insta

Fun Fact;;

It’s alright to not like a ship. But do you wanna know something that isn’t alright? Attacking people that DO enjoy that ship. You say that the people shipping it are disgusting… but are they really? Everyone is allowed to ship what they like. And honestly, if you go out of your way to attack people for something they ship, you’re a damn child.

DOMino’s and SUBway for those who don’t get it (I had trouble myself)

i-

Best part of Agent Carter

Realizing this guy

is going to help raise this guy

So, due to my last post, I was thinking that if ships were literally ships, Ironstrange would be the doughnut-shaped ship from Infinity War.

And it was so funny because the ship was in the ship. And, the ship and the ship were sailing by themselves in that scene.

I know, I need sleep.

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

If Avengers were played by women

please reblog this if your blog is safe for asexuals

(an ace safe space)

tony stark loves peter parker and just want to protect him

when tony meets peter, he shows interest in him, he tries to find out if peter is a good person, before recruiting him 

peter was already spiderman and tony just gave him more protection with a new suit

he believes in him when no one does

he brings peter into fight because he thinks captain wouldn’t hurt him, and he hoped they wouldn’t have to fight

after all the sufferings he’s been through, after being betrayed, after seeing his parents get murdered, and after being left alone in siberia, the first thing he does is taking peter home

tony is scared for peter, so he creates him a suit with everything he might need, to protect him

he puts a parachute in his suit because he saw pepper and rhodey almost die falling, and doesn’t want it to happen to peter

he puts a heater in his suit so that peter is not to suffer the cold as it happened to him

he puts a tracker to be able to find peter wherever he is, because he knows what it’s like to be lost

he puts the baby-monitor protocol to be able to watch over him and act if something goes wrong

and an ai to help and support him

tony didn’t just “put a instant kill mode in a 15 years old child’s suit”, he protected this mode with the training wheels protocol that peter broke

he takes care of peter, he often asks happy how peter is

and listens to the messages he leaves him

he watches over him, protects him, saves him, he asks him to stay away from danger..

he wants him to concentrate on his studies, he suggests to get him into MIT

tony’s arm is shaking because he’s about to have an anxiety attack because he’s scared for peter ( it breaks my heart )

he supports peter

his dad never gave him support so he tries to break the cycle and be there for peter, he doesn’t want to reproduce his father’s mistakes

tony listens to peter, and calls the FBI as soon as peter warns him about the villains

peter made a mistake he almost got himself killed and other people so tony takes the suit back

he wants to teach him to take responsibility for his actions

he would feel so guilty if anything happens to peter, he don’t NEED that on his conscience. he already blames himself for so much things, even when it’s not his fault..

and he doesn’t want peter to have to live with deaths on his conscience. people always blame him and he always blames himself for everything, he doesn’t want peter to live the suffering he’s going through

when peter proves that he is ready, that he has learned from his mistakes, and learned that he can be a hero without the suit, tony offers him to become an avenger and gives him the suit back

HE LOOKS SO PROUD OF PETER 

how can people say things like “protect peter from tony”?? tony is the best thing that could happen to peter. he’s the best mentor he could have had. he loves peter so much and does everything to protect him

Ok but seriously, the most heinous crime committed by Thanos was ruining everybody’s Friday.

Think about it, everybody was actually having a good day for once before Thanos da Ass showed up.

Tony and Pepper were having a nice morning, jogging and smiling and talking about having a baby. Thor and Loki had finally reconciled and JUST saved their people and were about to join their culture with Earth in a new age of Human/Asgardian unity. Valkrie was probably about to kick the drinking habit, Korg and Miek were gonna see Earth dogs and human food like schwarma. Doctor Strange and Wong were gonna have a lovely breakfast at a sandwich joint and probably chat about tea leaves and Beyonce. The Guardians were just chillin’ and cruisin’ through S P A C E, listening to some music and finally relaxing before they got that distress call. Groot was probably near the Final Boss of that game. Bucky was happy just feeding his goats and being all Zen af. Wakanda was in an exciting new time of reconnecting with the world after a bloody coup. They literally JUST got their King back and it was all peaceful. Spidey was probably gonna get home from school and watch Supernanny with Aunt May. Vision and Wanda were boning like bunnies in a hotel room and the Cap squad were having fun raiding Hot Topic and being edgy.

Then Grimace the Nutchin showed up and pissed in everybody’s coffee.

Watch out guys !

if you’re a baby gay and this is your first pride, watch your drinks! men are trash across all sexualities

anyway here’s to hoping that tony is able to relax on his birthday and gets the absolute biggest group hug ever from pepper, happy, rhodey, stephen, harley, and peter