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It’s in their blood
I mean, sure. Lasko could be humanborn. but I think it would be way more funnier if Lasko was a product of infidelity!
Imagine this, Lasko's mom being a hoe and has a one night stand with an air elemental, and the next thing you know she's pregnant. Eventually Lasko's biological father *ahem* catches wind of this (I think I'm fucking hilarious) and sends he sends an anonymous letter to her and the letter just says
"from one parent to another, you should name your child Lasko! It means good luck and prosperity in my native language"
(because in my head, Lasko's biological father is a lil silly)
And this bitch actually does name her baby Lasko. Because she's dumb...
Years later when her son hits puberty and gets his powers, she is then (accidentally) suffocated by her own son as punishment for cheating 😌
The end!
Lasko’s a slut just like his mother
I mean, sure. Lasko could be humanborn. but I think it would be way more funnier if Lasko was a product of infidelity!
Imagine this, Lasko's mom being a hoe and has a one night stand with an air elemental, and the next thing you know she's pregnant. Eventually Lasko's biological father *ahem* catches wind of this (I think I'm fucking hilarious) and sends he sends an anonymous letter to her and the letter just says
"from one parent to another, you should name your child Lasko! It means good luck and prosperity in my native language"
(because in my head, Lasko's biological father is a lil silly)
And this bitch actually does name her baby Lasko. Because she's dumb...
Years later when her son hits puberty and gets his powers, she is then (accidentally) suffocated by her own son as punishment for cheating 😌
The end!
if you ship caelum with anyone, gtfo off my blog 🤭
Lasko’s laugh gives me life
If Lasko was real, I would get him pregnant so fast!
just remembered how down bad i am for lasko
Because he’s a little whore💕
congratulations to lasko moore on being the redacted boy with the most patreon bonus audios
Lasko Moore I miss you so much
not breathijg till a lasko vid drops starting now go
Made by @ezrevenge It's literally irl me I miss my boy so much please come home
don’t get me wrong i am very happy that we’ve been getting vincent and asher and ollie content and whoever else like thank u for the food ofc BUT PLEASE i think i’ll actually starve to death if lasko doesn’t come from the war soon i need him to return to me
happy new year to everyone but specially the love of my life Lasko Moore
Bootttooomm Teexxxttt
Anyway I've been missing lasko moore so much.
Haven't heard from my baby since September and it's been soo long. I need more of this twink
I love him so much
im axtually in love with lasko dont tell anyone
lasko moore
i need more lasko