A teacher’s audacity to look me dead in my stupid face during a Zoom class (and being able to see my screen while I’m working) and still mark me absent because I wasn’t contributing to a discussion when she checked in on our breakout room for half a second.
happy birthday gromit
STOP BEING SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT YOUR CREATIONS STOP SECOND GUESSING WHAT YOU REALLY WANNA DO STOP DEBATING IT'S WORTH. LET YOUR ART SERVE YOU INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND
Remember, if you think you’ve done something stupid:
1. Somebody has done the same thing
2. somebody has absolutely done worse.
Physically - I'm rested
Mentally - I need a nap
Emotionally - I might be dead
But I'm okay
March 25th - I’m actually okay, that day was just…
P.S: These penguins are described in alt text.
Ignoring what's going on right now to write about vampires
Having fun : )
Do you ever think one of Cerberus heads feels neglected? 3 heads but only 2 hands.
Pensi mai che una delle teste di Cerbero si senta trascurata? 3 teste ma solo 2 mani.
Drinking an iced coffee after a shower at 4:38 PM, what could go wrong
"Bere un caffè freddo dopo una doccia alle 16:38, cosa potrebbe andare storto"
English is my first language until I try to read.
L'inglese è la mia prima lingua finché non provo a leggere.
Life update:
Everyday the urge to become a mad scientist grows stronger, and I don’t know if I should fight it or not
Wish me luck
Aggiornamento sulla vita:
Ogni giorno l'impulso di diventare uno scienziato pazzo si fa più forte, e non so se dovrebbero lottare o no.
Auguri di buona fortuna
I wish polls could have more time.
If time runs out, give opinion/explain in the comments
I MEANT TOASTED NOT F*CKING ROASTED
Me, spit roasting a fucking Pop-tart, the most unholy cooking method
No matter what a post on tumblr tries to tell you, your moral and ethical stances will never be determined by what you reblog and what you scroll past. Don’t let manipulation tactics force you into doing anything you don’t want to do.
I swear to the gods I’m ready (and bored as f*ck + I don’t care about the consequences for now)
I’m going to regret this. I’m going to regret this.
I’m going to regret this. I’m going to regret this.
I’m going to regret this. I’m going to regret this.
I’m going to regret this. I’m going to regret this.
If you are reading this, may all of your non-scrambled eggs stay non-scrambled (as you wish) and your pancakes be fluffy and delicious with every flip.
They say gender is a performance, if that’s true then…
Happy new year and happy birthday to every horse on the northern hemisphere
I hope all of you have a great 2025
1. read 3-5 books
2. Memorize the phonic alphabet
3. Wear my glasses more often
4. Stop lip picking (for fu*ks sake I need to stop)
5. Relearn chess (7 year old me could beat current me - and I can’t stand the thought of that)
6. Watch more movies (3 or more per month or so)
7. Grow out my hair (because why the f*ck not)
8. Practice speaking and reading Italian
9. Do more arts and crafts/DIY projects
10. HYDRATE! HYDRATE! HYDRATE!
Alcuni dei miei buoni propositi per il nuovo anno:
1. leggere 3-5 libri
2. imparare a memoria l'alfabeto fonetico
3. indossare gli occhiali di più
4. smettere di leccarmi le labbra (per l'amor di Dio | devo smettere)
5. riapprendere a giocare a scacchi (il me di 7 anni poteva battere il me attuale - e non posso sopportare il pensiero)
6. guardare più film (3 o più al mese, o giù di lì)
7. far crescere i capelli (perché no?)
8. esercitarmi a parlare e leggere in italiano
9. fare più attività artistiche e fai-da-te
10. IDRATARE! IDRATARE! IDRATARE!
Alright, Bet!