I Don’t Want To Be Fuckable I Want To Be Unsettling

wayne family adventures + text posts: batman edition

its my bisexual right to make superbat and batcat jokes in the same post. btw.

(batkids edition)

+bonus alfred (tw suicide joke)

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I WOULD KILL AND/OR DIE FOR THIS BABY ASSASSIN.

i really like in fiction when they're like oh no!!! the bad guys are about to win!!! and Character Who Keeps Trying To Sacrifice Themself For The Greater Good is like. gentlemen i have an idea

alfred gave them the sheets

(via GIPHY)

only thoughts during young royals s2e4

you've heard of "my tummy hurts but i'm being very brave about it" now get ready for

"my head hurts and i'm going to throw myself in the road about it"

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking