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I hope @fantastic-nonsense won’t mind, but I found this in a reblog on another Batman post, and the origin post had swearing in it so I couldn’t reblog (my blog is dedicated to only PG content). But this part was a counterargument and is so good it works as it’s own post, so I really wanted to share it. This is an excellent breakdown of various valid reasons for this foundational element of Bruce Wayne’s character! Frankly, I don’t think this even has to be a “pick one” scenario; I could easily see all of these motives being applicable at once.
this is canonically how tim added the pants to the robin costume
i'm like 8 billion years late for posting the next chapter of masterpiece, but it's here! i also commissioned the amazing @amorkuku for some art of becca, ed, and al <3 (i tried to insert it into the chapter itself but i'm technologically illiterate so its going here below the link instead xoxo love you)
Every Robin After Becoming Robin: omg bruce didn’t replace you!!!! your literally perfect in his eyes. you can do no wrong. and he looks at me and ……. he sees all the ways you were better. he loves you ….. i cant replace you when we dont even compare !
Every Robin When Someone Else Becomes Robin: this mf replaced me
good afternoon to everyone, especially the sudden influx of pornbots following me
nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post
hey bestie i hate to tell you but i accidentally left your boyfriend on true crime tiktok. yeah the true crime girlies got to him... yeah he's blaming the victims... sorry, my bad
the batboys being small🫶
WAIT FOR ME REPRISE LOCKLYLE EDIT
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constantly switching between “this is MY tumblr and i post whatever i want” and “oghg god . oh my god. okh god. okay. im going to talk abt. an interest now. im so sorry.”