It’s The Moment Of Truth And The Moment To Lie, The Moment To Live And The Moment To Die. The Moment

Imagine your otp

Person A: "Why are you so awkward and mean to me?!

Person B: "Because no one ever taught me how to act around perfection."

Person A: "What?"

Person B: "What?"

the Board of Wisedom

Trevor Collins is such an intelligent and dedicated and talented person and I’m just??? So jealous???

Knows conversational French? Check. Can play multiple instruments? Check. Can mix music? Check. Rocket scientist? Check. Boss of Achievement Hunter? Check. Hard worker? Check. Extremely photogenic? Check. Perfect smile? Check. Can sing? Probably. Can do an open heart surgery? I wouldn’t be surprised.

HE’S TRYING TO PROTECT US ALL BEFORE THE ORANGE CHEETO TAKES OVER 

Here are some articles confirming these plans that go against trump’s future presidency

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Me: *after being an asshole* I love you!

Mum: I will always love you!

Me: awwww--

Mum: Unless you start murdering people, then I will not.

Me: What if I murdered Donald Trump?

Mum: No

Me: Excuse--

Mum: Because if you got close enough to kill Trump, then you were close enough to kill Pence, and you didn't.

Me:......shit you right.

Rooster Teeth experiment

I wanna prove a point to my friend so please do the following if it applies to you

If you are a boy in the Rooster Teeth fandom, please reblog this post

If you are a girl in the Rooster Teeth fandom, please like and reblog this post

I’ll explain why once I collect enough data

Thanks :-)

You’ve heard of the butterfly effect, right? That if a butterfly flaps its wings at just the right time in just the right place. It can cause a hurricane thousands of miles away. It’s chaos theory. But, see, chaos theory isn’t exactly about chaos. It’s about how a tiny change in a big system can affect everything. Chaos theory. Sounds dramatic, but it’s not. Ask a mathematician. Better yet, ask someone who’s been in a hurricane.

13 Reasons Why (Hannah Baker)

Interrogatives

Pairing: Michael/Gavin (Mavin)

Rating: G (TEETH ROTTINGLY SWEET, DIABETES ENDUCING FLUFF)

Words: 1796

“I loved five other people before you.”

“What were their names?”

“Who, what, when, where, and why.”

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Imagine your brother and his friends are home rehearsing for their next performance and after a few seconds you decide to sneak in your brother’s mini studio and see them play “She’s Kinda Hot”.

wait for it

"Excuse me miss but you attract me like flowers do." Bzz bzzz

I’m always so flattered when bees buzz by me. Sorry miss, I’m not a flower, but it’s very sweet that you thought I was