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YES.
I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…
Veins everywhere?
gorgeous~
Skin patches? Birthmarks?
hella rad~
Scars? Stretch marks?
beautiful~
Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?
heckie yeah~
Large? Curvy?
lovely~
Small? Thin?
charming~
Missing a few pieces?
handsome as ever~
Feel like you just look weird?
you’re fantastic looking~
site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word
site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition
site that gives you words that rhyme with a word
site that gives you synonyms and antonyms
THOU is the subject (Thou art…) THEE is the object (I look at thee) THY is for words beginning in a consonant (Thy dog) THINE is for words beginning in a vowel (Thine eyes)
this has been a psa
smut/ rated M and E:
pokerface sage level
frozen af
slight mouth twitching
less breathing/no breathing at all
often reads at exposed public spaces
CHILL AF
fluff:
tendency to break things
screaming
raptor noises
more screaming
fanning self
chill level at -0
hits everything and everyone
always on the verge of cardiac arrest
abnormal heart rate
external manifestation of the devil high on rainbow weed
‘bitch you dont touch me while im reading this or i will hurt you’
Definitely one of my favorites!
Okay but imagine Yuuri retires from competitive figure skating at 27, and he decides to go back to college to become a teacher.
So this boy walks into class sporting the just-rolled-out-of-bed look with the sex hair and the big comfy sweater and the starbucks cup in one hand.
And you know, he’s enjoying his life, he makes friends in his program and on the weekends he helps his husband teach cute little kids how to skate and they have this cozy little house together in a nice neighbourhood. He probably has girls and guys falling for him left and right.
And then one day, Yuuri’s out with his friends, and they’re at a cafe or something.
And a group of girls comes up to them, and they’re all blushing and nudging each other saying “You talk first!”.
So Yuuri just turns this absolutely blinding smile on them and asks, “Autographs?”
The girls squeak, and nod furiously.
“Sure!” he says, reaching out for the notebooks they’re holding out for him to sign.
And about ten minutes later, after several selfies and autographs and a lot of gushing and squealing and “Please let Viktor know we’re looking forward to Yuratchka’s upcoming season,” the girls leave.
So Yuuri turns back to his friends, and they’re all just staring at him with wide eyes and gaping mouths.
Yuuri kinda wonders if there’s something on his face.
The first thing that comes out of anyone’s mouths is, “…who’s Viktor?”
And Yuuri’s kinda confused as he replies, “….my husband?”
“YOU’RE MARRIED!?!?!?!?” his friends all shriek.
Yuuri looks down at his hand to make sure his ring is still there. “Yeah?” he says, holding his hand up.
“I thought that was just a fashion statement!” one of the girls exclaims.
“Why did they want your autograph though?” asks another of his friends, and Yuuri just looks away sheepishly.
“I’m…uh….a retired competitive figure skater?” he asks, his voice going higher with embarrassment. “And I…uh…got 2 golds in the Grand Prix…and 2 golds in Worlds….and maybe a silver in Pyeongchang?”
His voice gets progressively quieter as his face gets even redder.
His friends are staring at him in horror and shocked disbelief now.
And he thinks he might as well get it all out now.
“And…my husband might be the most decorated athlete in figure skating history?”
Fics based on this post:
A Name I’ve Heard Somewhere by GwenChan (@gwen-chan)
A Prince in Disguise by lourthor (@kurtdontcurr)
A Real Life Cinnamon Roll by Seito (@seitosokusha)
And the answer is… by nessiesaur
anonymous by eu_nao_sou_um_chapeu (@eu-nao-sou-um-chapeu)
Comfort Zone by BertholdvonMoosburg
Did I Forget to Mention… by nevereverever
Ethical Dilemmas in Sports Psychology: When Googling Your Friend Gets Weird by Adrianners (@adrianners)
How do you not know? by missykristy
icebreaker by Cesare
It’s like some surprisingly inclusive and irritatingly sugar-coated rom-com by RocioWrites (@rocioandthatsall)
Long time no see by ddugeun (@chukichi)
My Fun Fact Is: by stillmadaboutpetra
New Friends by viktuuri (@softvictory)
Now I Know by CassidyMoffett (@sweettigerotakureviews)
Of College Classes and Googling Friends by IceIceSkaters
Outed By Victuuri Smut by Anonymous
Storytime: Celebrity Blindness by likestoimagine (@likestoimagine16)
Tale of the Russian Punk and the Japanese Cinnamon Roll by JamieAvenBell
The Internet Exists for a Reason by tomorrowsdreams
The Moment of Truth by little_miss_laughs_alot
The Secret Life of Professor Katsuki by FreakingOutGirl
This is Why You Google People by StarlightPhoenix (@cleverlittlejay)
Trivia Night by RinaRose (@marina-and-the-fandoms)
Wait, What? by @realisticallycynical
Yuuri Katsuki-Induced Feels by @i-w-p-chan
~If you want to officially gift your work to me, my AO3/FFN penname is SkyGem!~
Tumblr posts/additions for this post:
Hilarious addition by @p3hero
Adorable continuation by @deadlychildartemis
Comic by @lauravian
On why Yuuri’s friends don’t know about Viktor by @blindiemac
Retirement au: Yura edition
Retirement au: Viktor edition by @rocioandthatsall
Translations of this post:
Italian by @randomwalksoul
Alright so, there’s a lot of crowd scenes in this animatic so I thought of a fun idea. DO YOU WANT TO BE A BACKGROUND CHARACTER IN MY ANIMATIC? I’ll choose five random people from the reblogs. So if you want to join reblog this! There’s time until October 8th!
Person: So you're a fan?
Me: *thinks about the cursing, the crying, the heartbreak, the fan fictions, the aesthetics, people I've threatened and tumblr posts I have made*
Me: Yes... I guess you can call it that
I just realized that the only things I’ve been reading are fanfics. I’m not reading books anymore. I’m not complaining though.
glory or wisdom? love or power? violin or piano? fire or water? air or earth? forest or river? black or white? left or right? heads or tails? theatre or cinema? give or take? dawn or dusk? gold or silver? art or music? morning or night? venus or mercury?
Me: one more chapter
Me at 4am: whoops i just finished the book
have a save and happy month ❤️💛💚💙💜
I need help.Please reblog this if there is nothing wrong with women/girls having a boyish/tomboy style.I want to prove my parents wrong PLEASE 🙏🏻
Why not?
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.
my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack
I did it in the first try.
OH YEAH
YES! I WILL DEFINITELY BE USING THESE!
LMM wallpapers for phones (made specially for galaxy s5, but would work for others!) - requested by @queerenbian
again, thank you all so much for supporting me!! whether you’ve been here since the very beginning or just followed me, thank you so much <3 rules and additional info are all under the cut!
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Love your art, so might as well!
again, thank you all so much for supporting me!! whether you’ve been here since the very beginning or just followed me, thank you so much <3 rules and additional info are all under the cut!
Keep reading
Long loooong time ago I saw some buttons spreading shipping peace (if you know who made them please link so I can properly credit the inspiration!!). Made this last year because I wanted to do something fun and constructive out of something so immature and dumb as shipping wars. Transparent, so you can put it your blog and spread peace.
gryffindor | hufflepuff | slytherin
Dark times all around but there are still people out there who love you
Do not hurt yourself, do not hurt others, get help, talk to someone, anyone. Humanity has survived before and we can do it now if we all just support each other. My country and my people let me down and endangered my life but there’s nothing I or anyone else can do about that so let’s try to spread the love that is so clearly lacking.
Correction: Name one hero who was always happy.
I’m relating way more than I probably should