The Concept Of Accord Is So Funny To Me. Like He's Just This Short Ass Guy That Constantly Dresses Like

Punching myself for not including Ratcatcher in the hottest Ward Woman poll. She easily tops all these other losers

“Is the ‘fuck you’ growing on you too?  Go fuck yourself with the business end of a broken bottle, yeah?” Sidepiece retorted.  She turned to Rain, “And while I’m at it, fuck you, kid killer.  You think she didn’t mention that detail?  I hope you shared with your team.” “I did, actually,” Rain said. “Did you share all the gory details, kid killer?  Did you tell them about her having to watch her daughter’s face get cracked open on a table every time it’s her night?” “Yeah.  I explained some of that pretty early on.” “Then fuck you, that’s secret identity shit, you asshole.  You act like you’re all for the rules and then you share that stuff?  Fuck you.” “I left out the details pertinent to-” “Then fuck you for leaving out details and not owning up to every last bit of it!” Sidepiece said.

I like her :D

arc 3: victoria its not ur turn being protagonist go home

Me (God's drunkest soldier) being pulled over by a police officer (agent of the demiurge): Oh god, oh god, what do I do.

Bonesaw Tulpa in the backseat: if you cut out his eyes he can't see you committing any crimes :)

Anthropomorphic handgun in my glove compartment: Pull me out, little missy, and we can deal with this Debby downer together.

Amy dallon fumo on the dashboard: KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF

Love Ratcatcher or I will fucking kill you

um… moonsong?? why is ur name red on shinigami eyes?

we've all got that one homie who isnt making it to gold morning

I dreamed that everyone on Twitter was mad at this new Sonic game about alternate universes because it had an adult Maria on it and she looked like this:

Just outside the [ANGEL]'s line of sight,

two puppets recognize each other.

Sometimes when I'm playing Monster Hunter I think... what if I am the Monster?