lobotohmy

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In another universe my heart hasn’t grown cold and I’m better to the people I love

i just want the vast majority of media to be by and for trans lesbians, ok? the rest of you can have other stuff sometimes i guess.

okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle

i loooove being able to say i don't know what you're talking about when people tell me things happening on tiktok

Do you think 27 is still young?

I think 70 is young if you know how to move through the world

“Give your friendships the magic you would give a romance. Because they're just as important. Actually, for us, they're way more important.”

- Loveless, Alice Oseman (2020)

shout out to the biggest comfort character ever, sunil jha from loveless

I'm starting a collection. Idk what the aesthetic is. Blorbocore

what people think alice oseman books are like: blushing awkward first meetings, little chaste first kisses, giggling teenage boys holding hands what alice oseman books are actually like: hey what if your entire personality is actually a carefully constructed facade to make other people like you and to disguise the fact that you don't actually know who you are. if you stripped away all the walls, all the artificial things that you think make you up, what would be left? what would happen if you stopped living for other people and started living for yourself? is there even a person in there or just a gaping void with nothing left in it? wouldn't that be fucked up? do you even know yourself? do you even have a real personality anymore?

i wish i’d read radio silence before starting university instead of halfway through my final year …

mmm can’t wait for my next cigarette

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

One thing I really love about seedy anime websites and YouTube mp3 converters is like. They actually do what they say they’re doing. But they WILL try to trick you into downloading a virus. Like it’s almost just a greeting at this point. I try to extract a song from a YouTube video and it says free VPN installer tonight perhaps? Free VPN installer tonight queen? And I say YouTube-mp3 converter you sly dog, you know what I’m here for. Show me the goods. And YouTube-mp3 converter says ahhh you got me, no getting one over on you. Thought it was worth a try tho. Here you go king x

writing a garbage essay feels like you’re the cow who gave birth to the two headed calf. in the morning, my professor will wrap him in newspaper and dissect him on a cold operating table. but here he is alive, under the pale glow of my computer screen. he is beautiful. there are twice as many logical fallacies as usual.

santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney

cooking food is basically DJing. the ingredients are your playlist. low, medium, high heat are your equalizers. mixing tracks are the seasonings. there's now a rave in your kitchen

ADHD pro tip: Use psychological warfare on yourself.

For example, in order to do long tasks, like folding laundry, I put on the Mario Hat:

The main feature of the Mario hat is that my headset does not fit over it, so when The Bees™ try to put me back in front of the screen, the headset issue forces me to remember why I put the Mario hat on, and back to the task I go

As a bonus, the Mario hat is also a very clear indicator to my housemates that business is getting done, and they have learned not to distract me when I'm wearing the "goofy-ass cosplay hat"

It's not stupid if it works.

what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

literally i have so many issues and problems but that’s not going to stop me from being kind to people. i’m not bringing that on others unprompted. it takes so little and can mean so much. you have to fucking be kind. we are not making it out alive without common courtesy and compassion

Bluesky is also having fun

196 rule

can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club