lobotohmy - insert alias here
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internet (and irl) cryptid. 21 — they/he — uk

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1 year ago

the lobotomy was a failure. tgey trued to scoop that thang out and it bit them cause it lovesme too much to leave

1 year ago

[after saying something completely normal] be honest do you think i should ever speak again

1 year ago

the tits are still gone too what a wonderful day

good news i still have nipples

1 year ago

good news i still have nipples

1 year ago

reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

1 year ago

dont need dick i got tubes inside me

1 year ago

it will be 7 months post surgery in 1 week !!!

friend pawned off some cantaloupes on me so of course i came home with the two of them under my shirt & announced to my roommates "terrible news, they came back"

1 year ago

yes i recognize this is just how people should be treated normally and how things should go. normally. but when it comes to me. well. I have lived. a life

1 year ago

Mr Gaiman, how did you feel when you turned 19? I'm turning 19 next month and I feel lost

Pretty lost and quite certain that I was too old and untalented to ever become the writer I had imagined becoming.

1 year ago

running to the hills (retiring every social media except for tumblr because i’m safe here nobody knows me)

1 year ago

you need to live to be a weird funny old person whos weirdness was not broken by a rigidly formal world and to do that you must be a weird you now and not be broken despite it all

1 year ago

one thing about nick nelson is that boy is gonna be googling something

1 year ago

how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”

1 year ago

PORN BOTS STOP FOLLOWING ME CHALLENGE

1 year ago

i can't wait to be 60 so i can tell my life story in the youtube comments section of my favorite songs

1 year ago

like fully about to enter a depressive episode because of a BOOK. men used to go to war.

what is it with me and purposely revisiting media that has triggered me genuinely an insane evolution quirk

1 year ago

One of my favourite aspects in the season 2 of Heartstopper is how unapologetically intolerant everyone is towards homophobia. Like.

Harry showing up at Tara's birthday party and Charlie shutting the door in his face despite that apology.

Nick freely calling out his brother's biphobic behavior. Tori literally sinking her nails in David's arm when he was mocking Charlie and Nick and planning to out them.

It's so refreshing. There's no moment where someone asks Charlie or Nick to be the "bigger people" and forgive anyone who undermined, mocked, dismissed, and harassed them for their identity.

Because that shit shouldn't be tolerated ever and it's not acceptable. Queer people aren't here to be your redemption arc.

1 year ago

what is it with me and purposely revisiting media that has triggered me genuinely an insane evolution quirk

1 year ago

i love it so much when people consider me the chill one or the one who doesn’t give a fuck because it took a lot of fear and anger to get here

1 year ago

In another universe, you would still love me. You would let me know you loved me. in another universe, it would be us, you and me,  and you wouldn’t drop my hand and my heart like they were unbreakable. 

1 year ago
I’m Sorry, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!?

I’m sorry, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!?

1 year ago

in another universe, I wouldn’t have to hide my secrets. In another universe i would share them with you. 

1 year ago

in another universe, me and my friends stay teenagers for a little while longer

1 year ago

in another universe, i don’t look for you everywhere i go, in every person i meet.

1 year ago

if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

1 year ago

I cannot BELIEVE you guys actually signing up to netflix just because account sharing was banned. You need to learn about cool websites with many beautiful women who would love you message you and send you downloadable files.

1 year ago

people who upload movies online for free shouldn't face legal action they should get their peanus sucked everyday.....??

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