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Nice.

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

A book crystallized in the ocean

yeah,,, I'm just gonna make sure i don't get cursed real quick.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

fuck it, this is the true epitomy of tumblr.

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

My co-dev and I have been working for three years on this game...and it's finally FINISHED. It's called Terranova, and it's a game about 2000's fandom nostalgia and queer girls on the internet.

It has...

A nostalgic interface that transports you to a time before Twitter

A full ten hours of story, complete with romance, drama and plot twists galore

A LimeJournal for you to blog about your life

Fully functional IM to chat your friends and Solitaire to waste time while you chat your friends

Your choices matter; three unique endings based on your choices

Roleplay. Lots and lots of roleplay.

If you like any of the above, come check it out!

Terranova is available on itch.io and Steam.

We're only two devs and don't have the marketing budget of a triple-A game.

Please reblog and share. 💚

i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

🥺

Not gonna take a fucking chance.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

It is not a lie, or a method of getting attention. It happens, and attention should be brought to it.

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Incorrect Quote #1 (Marvel MCU edition)

Peter: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Tony: Okay, but in my defense, Harley bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Peter: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Chaos (also a heads up)

I have fallen to a hole of Overwatch, Undertale, The MCU, and MHA, so i have decided to do random incorrect quotes. Generated by incorrect quotes generator, none of them are my idea, or original work.

POST PLUS PROTEST PHASE 2 : 48 Hour Edition

Here we are back again for a 48 hour log off protest of the current version of Post+.

WHEN?

October 2, 2021

12 am Eastern Time/Atlantic Standard Time

1 am Chile Standard Time/Brazil Time/Argentina Time

4 am UTC

5 am BST/London/West Africa Time/West European Summer Time

6 am Central Europe Time/Central Africa Time

7 am Moscow Standard Time/East Africa Time/Eastern European Summer Time/Arabian Standard Time

8 am Gulf Standard Time

9:30 am Indian Standard Time

11 am Indochina Time

12 pm (Noon) Hong Kong Time/Australian Western Standard Time

1 pm Japan Standard Time/Korean Standard Time

1:30 pm Australian Central Time

2 pm Australian Eastern Standard Time

5 pm New Zealand Standard Time

October 1, 2021

11 pm Central Time

10 pm Mountain Time

9 pm Pacific Time

8 Alaska Daylight Time

6 pm Hawaii Standard Time

If you don’t see your time zone, or unsure which to use, click HERE for the checker!

We’ll be running countdown posts leading up to the main event!

We’re logging off for 48 hours! So, for example, if you log out on October 2, 2021 at 1pm JST you’ll log back on October 4, 2021 at 1 pm JST!

Also! Our Australian friends, take note that daylight savings/summer time ends in certain territories on October 3rd!

WHY?

Exhibits A, B, C, D, E

Tumblr recently announced a new feature called Post+ meant to help content creators make money while keeping a cut to help maintain the site. Not a bad idea, right?

The problem is that tumblr actively encouraged the use of Post+ in conjunction with fan works. Which is, despite the way they continue to side step it, highly illegal. Not enough people are aware of that fact.

Our mission is to force tumblr to either rebrand the Post+ feature as something for original content ONLY and/or offer a means to help the site survive outside of monetizing fan work. We want the see tumblr thrive but Post+ has the potential for ruining everything. Give us a better option, @staff ! In fact, HERE are some options!

WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?

Optional avatar and banner to use!

Banner credit to @adairctedgibbgirl ! Thank you!

You can also spread the word on ALL social media (Twitter/TikTok/Facebook/Reddit etc) and reblog this post. Another option, if you’re using the mobile app, is to leave an honest review (be polite, be concise, don’t spam) on the App Store of your choice! The best and easiest way to protest is DON’T USE POST+!

WILL THIS WORK?

We got tumblr to temporarily hide the original Post+ posts and possibly made wip a thing. So who knows?

ANYTHING ELSE?

Keep checking @postplus-protest for updates and further info, especially updates to this post! Thank you, all of you, for participating or boosting!

Remember to reblog, use the hashtags #postplusprotest and #tumblrlogoff2021, and SPREAD THE WORD TO OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA!

Riddle me this: what would each of the royal family members reactions be to walking into your room and seeing you crying?

My darling Bluebird, thank you so much for a lovely request.

Toriel would definitely rush to your side entering Mom mode. She'd likely try to hug you as gently, yet securely, as possible, and hum or gently sing to calm you down. She would wait until calm down a bit, before asking what's wrong. She'd also try to take your mind off whatever upset you.

Asgore would likely be less knowledgable in this feild, but he'd still try. He'd hug you and try to let you know you're not alone. That he's here. Once you calm down, he'll offer some tea, to relax your nerves. He's not the best, but he gets credit for trying.

Asriel, like his mother, will rush to your side. This little sweetheart can't stand anyone being sad or upset, so he will try to help no matter what. He'd hug you, and try to calm you down, asking whats wrong. If it's something he can help with, he will. If this requires a parent, he'll go get one. NOBODY deserves to be hurt.

Frisk would probably start worrying, and pull you to them, then just let you cry, rubbing circles into your back. After, they will probably pull you to Toriel, to find out whats wrong

Chara in my humble opinion, is a Tsundere. But one with a heart of gold. They'd likely be similar to Frisk, but quicker to pull you towards Tori, since they're not as sure about comforting people.

I GOTTA try this sometime!

OK to make a font out of your own writing

go here

http://www.myscriptfont.com/

instead of printing it off just use this blank thing that way you dont have to scan it or anything

so fill that out by pasting it in any art program and whatnot

then save it and upload it to that site

and itll give you an option to download it

so do that and then install it BAM

Wtf

Meaner than my cousin on a windowsill

Mine is “dumber than a hungry cat in a bowl of chili”

The comment killed me.

My gender is Homosexula

What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. You.

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

I have to reblog. This is too savage to ignore.

Your Arab aren't you? Have you ever dated a terrorist

nah I’m not into white guys sry

I just need this

STOLE THIS FROM TWITTER LOL BUT

photopea.com

^ free photo/shop directly on your browser oh yeah oh yeah B)

Gonna post for no reason. You can't stop me.

How about we just have like... hey trans people, post your pay links or wishlist or whatever you got without the exclusionist stuff. I'll just reblog em a bunch.

Okay!

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

My blog is 100% Ace Friendly. It is also Pan friendly, homo friendly, and everything in between or outside the spectrum friendly. Period. Unless it is an invalid, like the disgraces that are Pedos and Zoophiles. You people stay away.

really hate how so many people are aphobic, transphobic, etc without being OPEN about it. i just wanna follow some new people without having to search through their blog to make sure they dont hate me or other people for simply existing

Such a shame indeed.

Would also be really annoying if they wore heat resistant gloves to throw back the hot tear gas canisters and if this got shared to all those protesting…

REBLOG IF YOU DON’T MIND WRITERS TAKING TIME OFF FOR THEIR MENTAL HEALTH

Too Many Skeles - Companions (Chapter 1)

This A/N is Necessary in order to get something clear. If something is in italics, it is Thinking. If it is underlined and in italics with quotations, it is "Signing." If it has only quotations it is "Speaking." I needed to make that known.

Y/N's PoV

       "Food." Not this early. "Food." A second voice joins in. "Food." No! Not you too! "FOOD!" Alright, alright. I'm up. "I'm go-going, y-you three." I get up, despite my body's protests, and force myself to the living room, then to the kitchen, where I ended up amassing more of my big family along the way.

       By family, I mean my companions. Most would call them pets, but since I can understand them, they are my companions. There's the three cats, Espère, Rowdy, Cami, and The Pack. The Pack is an adopted litter of siblings, Wolf, Coyote, and Fox. Aurora, Digger, and Chirp for the foxes, Dipper, Orion, and Polaris for the Wolves, and Forrest and Hunter for the Coyotes.

       I adore my family, but they are definitely a handful. "FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD!" Of course. "Alright, j-just stop ye-yelling. I w-would like to g-go b-back to sleep." Somehow, they stopped. Thank the stars. I open the cabinet underneath my kitchen sink, and grab the bags of cat food and dog food.

       After feeding them, I walk through the rest of the house. All of my family sleeps in the house at night, and they get along pretty well. The deer actually get along best with Willow, who has pretty much adopted them. My family is a real family, even though nobody believes me. Yeah, life is good.

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       Why? Why? WHY WHY WHY?! That Stars forsaken alarm had to go off now?! Why?

       I Open my eyes, only for the sunlight streaming through to try to blind me. "Ah,-OOF!" I hit the floor. I Hit the floor in an attempt to get away from the sunlight. I really am an idiot. I slowly reach up to my Alarm, currently sitting on my nightstand, and shut it off, before resetting it. Now what? Oh, Right. Feeding the family. Now that I've found a good reason to get up, I do, and I head to the kitchen once more. "Good morning, Mother. Did you sleep well?"

"Y-yes I did M-Maya. Th-thank you f-for asking though." I pick up all of the bowls of food for the indoors animals. That includes the cats, dogs, the Pack, Twitch and Whistle, and Jake. "M-Maya dear, c-could you go get e-everyone outside gath-gathered?" "Yes, mother." With that, she pads outside through the pet door.

Meanwhile, I fill the Canines' food bowls with dog food, adding vitamins to the Pack's. After all, a bunch of pups really do need to grow. After repeating with the cat bowls and Jake's, I take two of them to the living room, setting them in their usual places. Willow, the lovable Canine helped me out, and it only took 4 trips for the dog food and one more for the cats' bowls.

The Boa's ate yesterday, so they're good, but they need time to roam. And Lucky needs to eat too, as well as Ash. And the hamsters. yay. I pick up the small bottle of fish food, along with a small bowl of bugs for Ash, and hamster food pellets.

After feeding everyone, Maya runs back in, with Nessa on her heels and Jesse in the doorway, having opened the door due to being too big for the pet door. "Mother, There's mysterious monsters outside in the woods." I just look at her, Stunned. "W-what? Are y-you sure it's n-not the brothers?" She shakes her head, "Not according to Nessa. Tell her, It's okay." Nessa looks at me, before quietly speaking, almost too soft to hear. "They're not the brothers, they're scarier. They're skeletons, but they're not the brothers. One that Looks like Sans has a huge crack in his skull, and the one that looks like Papyrus is a LOT taller, and slouching. His face is also messed up." They could hurt the family. "Alright. M-Maya, get e-everyone in-inside. We n-need to stay s-safe."

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

This is absolutely amazing.