Latest Posts by lovejaybird - Page 2

Holy Carp, It’s actually been put into dosh darn words. SOMEBODY GIVE THIS PERSON A MEDAL!!!!!!

Constantly torn between “I can’t ask for help bc then I’m annoying and everyone will be mad” and “I must ask for help at every possible stage because I might do it wrong and then everyone will be mad” ya feel

Holy CRAP! That is AWESOME!!

When people underestimate how much you can shitpost

If someone can draw this, I will ADORE you!

Something cute for tfa megs please <3

((I love TFA Megs))

You remember an incident when Megatron had first arrived on Earth, with absolutely no knowledge of the planet. He had kept his cybertronian alt mode and parked inconspicuously in an alley way located in the middle of a hugely populated city. It hadn’t taken long before several cats, from different directions, had grouped under, beside and on top of his alt mode, each purring happily. One of them had simply batted at a moving component playfully when he attempted to scare them off. He had returned to you with the felines still clinging to his armor, refusing to move from their positions. He had looked at you with an utterly helpless expression that did not fit on a former gladiator “I do not understand these organics.”

This is PREACHING!

Fanfiction Club: The Rules

This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.

I absolutely ADORED part one, and tried to find it for so long, before finding your blog. Thank you for making this.

Magnet part 2 (mini story)

You guys absolutely blew up over the first one and wanted more, and I said I had more ideas so I thought I’d make a part 2. This part though is just a little story based off of the original headcannons. Here’s part 1.

After Agent Fowler bought Miko more magnet stuff, her Jack and Raf started making magnets at the base over the weekend instead of at home. Most of the bots were grateful for this because it meant that Miko was too busy making magnets to sneak on missions with the other bots.

One time, the kids, Bee, and Bulkhead were coloring and making magnets on the floor of the base. Miko freezes up mid cutting some paper and just gets this look on her face all of a sudden. She looks at a huge chunk of cut up magnet and just stares at it for a good 20 seconds.

She then looks at Ratchet across the room, And just stares at him with this blank yet thinking expression. The scissors in her hand are still positioned mid cut. She turns and looks at Bulkhead, who notices. She squints at him, then looks back at Ratchet, then back at the clump of scrap magnet.

Miko then nods like she’s finalized a decision. She puts down the paper and scissors and stands up. She picks up the scrap magnet and proceeds to sneakily waddle over to Ratchet with it, Ratchet doesn’t notice. Raf, Jack, Bulk and Bee look at each other with fear and anticipation. She gets behind Ratchet some feet and raises it over her head and screams,

“RATCHET THERE’S A SCRAPLET ON YOUR LEG!!” And then chucks at him as hard as she can. It hits and sticks to Ratchets leg with a loud clank, this scares the absolute snot out of him.

He moves faster than anyone has ever seen him move, he let out a shriek, snagged the “Scraplet” and threw it against the wall as hard as he could in one quick succession.

He threw it against the wall so hard if left a dent. The look on Ratchet’s face made it clear his spark rate was through the friggin roof. He’s freaking out, but once he realizes that what is stuck to the wall isn’t a mangled Scraplet and sees the about-to-bust-out-laughing face Miko had.. He looks at her and shouts, “MIKO!!!“ in that annoyed parent tone.

Everyone loses it. Miko couldn’t hear Ratchet scolding her over her own laughter. But then it gets even better when Optimus comes in from the other room so see what all the commotion was. He walks in, sees the magnet and just kind’a goes,

As you can see by the illustration, Ratchet was very embarrassed and Miko had a stroke.

This Is TOO CUTE!!!!!

…..Guys..

Guys I cant cope with this, its too adorable.

I.. dude like.. for real.. like..

Transformers.. are made of metal.. and magnets.. stick to metallll…

…duuuude… I have so many cute headcannons now that I feel like my head is going to explode..

Imagine Miko.. She saves up her money and buys this sheet magnet one day right? She draws these cute little pictures, cuts them out, glues them to the magnet and cuts the magnet sheet to make her own personalized magnets.

She started with Bulkhead. She would discretely place the magnets on the back of his legs as high up as she could reach. He’s a bit clueless, cant actually see them unless he deliberately looks for them and cant feel them. So he has like 15 magnets stuck to his legs but he doesn’t know at all.

Miko manages to stick about 3 on Bumblebee before he started getting suspicious.

She gave some to Raf and Jack and they joined in.

The kids ended up turning it onto a game. They tried to see who could get the most magnets on different bots. Ratchet being worth the most points.

All three kids got about two magnets each on Optimus which was really hard to do because they had to somewhat climb on him and hope he didn’t move. Optimus knew from the very beginning exactly what they were doing and when they were doing it to him, but he thought it was adorable so pretended to be oblivious and stand extra still whenever he felt one of them climbing up on his pedes. Plus, Optimus was worth a lot of points in the game so he didn’t to make one of them lose because he caught them in the act.

Miko made one with a giant cute Bumblebee on it and put it on, well, duh, Bumblebee’s leg. He was later seen with a face full of pride and the magnet on his chest plate. 

Miko and Raf spent the night at Jacks house and Miko brought all her magnet gear. They took a sick day and spent all their time making magnets. They went to the base that weekend with these big heavy backpacks that were obviously filled with magnets. Every member of team Prime that knew about the magnet stuff pretended to be very busy and distracted that day.

Miko made a giant magnet that had a blushing Shrek on it and stuck it to Ratchet’s foot. He hasn’t noticed yet and she got over 1000 points for it.

Raf was placed on Ratchets shoulder at one point or another, and this absolute mad lad manages to stick a bright pink one with a flower on it right on the side of Ratchet’s head where he cant see or feel it. But of course all the other bots could see it clear as day and never said anything. Raf got 5000 points for getting a girly magnet on Ratchet’s head.

Arcee was the hardest to sneak up on, absolutely nobody could get a magnet on her. She was worth 6000 points because of the difficulty. At first she didn’t want one.. but then Bulkhead, and Bumblebee were gushing about how cute and creative the magnets were and how much they loved them. Arcee got a bit jealous, now she wants a pretty Miko magnet too..

But she cant just like, ask for one. So one day she pretended to be exhausted all day and constantly distracted and working on stuff. But as soon as a magnet mysteriously appeared on her ankle she suddenly had all the energy in the world and had a particular prep in her step. She now pretends to be tired when ever she wants another magnet.

Jack somehow managed to sneak a laugh/crying emoji magnet on the back of Smokescreens head. He still hasn’t noticed this particular magnet and keeps wondering why everyone keeps laughing literally behind his back.

When Wheeljack was around, Miko tried to sneak a magnet on him while he was sitting down with Bulkhead. But there’s no sneaking up on Jackie, so he instantly noticed her and was like, “The frag you doin??” And Bulkhead just whispered, “Duuuude you’re not supposed to notice.” Wheeljack kept the magnet because it said “foxy grandpa” on it, he doesn’t know what it means but he thought it sounded funny.

When Ratchet finally noticed the like, almost 10 magnets on his legs he was annoyed at first……

..But they’re so cute, and Miko worked so hard on them and they have little faces on them.. And it just.. It makes Miko so darn happy and giggly when she sees he still hasn’t noticed them yet. So he pretends to be the most oblivious of them all, letting the kids stick tons of magnets to him.

He gets to about 40 magnets before Optimus kind’a nudges him and goes, “I can no longer tell if you are actually oblivious to all the magnets, my friend.” And Ratchet just goes, “Don’t tell the kids I know, I don’t want to spoil their fun.” Optimus just nods and says, “Of course, would you do the same for me? I do not wish to spoil their game, I am still worth very many points.”

It genuinely took Ratchet forever to notice the pink flower magnet though. He didn’t remember putting Raf on his shoulder that one time and never thought that Raf would actually do something like that. He eventually noticed it when he saw that whenever anyone looked at him their faces would just light up.

…………………..He left that one there and pretended to not notice it because it made Optimus genuinely smile every, single, time, he looked at it.

One time Ratchet was called out to a mission with about 40 magnets stuck to his legs, he returned with only about 16 and had a crushed expression on his face. He was in a horrible mood after that mission, despite how well it went. Later the remaining 16 magnets disappeared too, Miko thought Ratchet had finally discovered them and just threw them out. She sheepishly went up to him and asked him if that was true.

Ratchet looked appalled and said, “Absolutely not! Why would I throw them out??” He brought his left arm down and flipped up his armored plating to reveal the 16 remaining magnets all neatly organized and stuck to the underside of the plate. “I didn’t want to lose any more of them, they wont get lost or damaged here.” Safe to say Miko didn’t think Ratchet cared and teared up a little.

At one point Miko made special jumbo magnets for each member of team prime. Optimus got a bright red one that was covered in blue glitter, it said “BOOS MAN” in big gold letters. She misspelled boss.. Arcee’s was baby blue with the word “QUEEN” poorly spelled in cursive with hot pink marker. Bumblebees was a bright yellow one with black stripes that had the word “STINGER” written on it, but you cant really tell because the words were also black. Ratchet had a white one that had an orange cross on it and had the words “Best Medic” written very carefully and neatly with black sharpie. Bulkhead’s was the biggest one, it was a bright green one that said “My Best Friend” on it. It had a tiny doodle of Miko and Bulk’s faces on it too.

Optimus smiled at his, said it was lovely and hid it some where to keep it safe, but occasionally he could be seen wearing it around the base. Same thing with Arcee, she said she loved it and wore it occasionally. Bumblebee wore his with pride on his chest plate around the base but took it off before he went on missions. Ratchet cried in private over his and hid it somewhere, occasionally on a good day the magnet could be spotted on his left chest plate. Bulkhead also cried a bit but not in private. He put it on his chest plate and said he’d treasure it forever.

Miko eventually ran out of magnets and money, so Agent Fowler came in clutch and got her like a 15 foot heavy duty magnet sheet and these mega big scissors so she could keep making them.

Ultra Magnus told Wheeljack to take the “foxy grandpa” magnet off his shoulder pad because it was “distracting”. Wheeljack looked at Ultra Magnus, then at Miko, then at Ultra Magnus. He said okay and took the magnet off his shoulder and slapped it right on his forehead.

Miko laughed so hard she nearly passed out. Ultra Magus said to take it off and Wheeljack was like “make me you coward”.

Wheeljack asked specifically for biggest, most ugly and obnoxious Magnet she had. Miko returned with a diner plate sized baked Berry Benson magnet that she didn’t have the chance to use. Wheeljack put it on his shoulder pad where it could best be seen and refused to take it off JUST to make the kids laugh and annoy Ultra Magnus.

I would keep going but honestly this post is getting too long and if I try to keep going my brain is going to melt from the cuteness.

♡(ಥ﹏ಥ)♡

Wait, What about

a Hairjow

i’m getting ready to update my wardrobe! i just need a

jat

jlasses

jloves

and

jarf

I’m not Jewish, but this, this is just plain wrong

how come goyim will make 30k note posts about why not to use antisemitic memes but ignore the SEVERAL hate crimes that have been committed since chanukah started

FREEDOM!

I did not know this. Our minds are MESSED UP!

rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:

Argue with the people you’re closest to the most, but lose all self control when they’re put down by ANYONE else.

human instincts

ghost detection

no one here knows you but they all hate you

go pet that large predatory animal 

I like tumblr because it’s the only social media platform that isn’t like “look how great my life is going right now!” it’s literally just shitposting. it’s the one website that doesn’t destroy your self esteem. no one has ever read a text post that just said “bungus” and been like “wow they have their whole life together and I wish that could be me” and I’m here for it

Transformers Animated

Transformers Animated

Too Many Skeles -Prologue

Playing with Papyrus is the best! He's the coolest babysitter ever, and he's so nice! I kept thinking these things while chasing around his and his brother Sans' dog Toby. "Here boy! Come he-here Toby!" I yelled. Toby came bounding across the bros' yard, tackling 7 year old me, licking my face like crazy. At that moment, Sans, The skele-hound came to my rescue.

"Toby, off. The kid can't breathe." Said skele-hound walked over and picked up the small white dog off of me. What he said was true, I really couldn't breathe. I was laughing too hard. "T-thank you S-sans!" "No problem kiddo. I look back to my house, across the street. "C-can I go check in on mom-mommy and d-daddy?" "Sure kiddo, just look both ways before crossing the street." This was a common occurrence, since the road was nothing more than a dirt strip, and Sans is always careful to watch.

I quickly look both ways and dart across the street. I quickly reach my house and open the door. I run to the kitchen where mommy is making cookies. "Hello, my little Bird, would you like a cookie?" My eyes lit up. "Y-yes please! May I-I have one f-for The b-bros too?" She just looks at me with her kind smile. "Of course, my dear," She hands me three chocolate chip cookies. "You can only have one, the others are for the bros."

I however, was already eating mine, so I just nod and run out of the kitchen. I quickly dart up the stairs, to my daddy's office. by then I had finished the cookie. Inside his office, he was typing on his computer, but stopped and looked at me when I came in. "Hey, what's going on squirt? I see your mom already gave you your cookie." I giggle, he's always right. "Y-yeah, She did. I j-just wanted to s-say hi. Hi." "Well hello to you too, squirt. Now, I have to work, so how about you go back to the Brothers' house." I get up and walk to the door. "Okay, d-daddy. I will. I'll b-be care-careful too." He nods and heads back to his work.

I run as fast as I can down the stairs, Run out the door, close the door, and dash across the yard as fast as possible. However, I forgot to look both ways. The last thing I heard, was Sans screaming my name, and a car horn, before everything went black.

WTF? This. Is. Wrong. I am a twig, one boxes, and the other is the archer. I’m the only one of concern.  If anyone ever fat shames my sisters, They get backhanded. I have, I can, I do, and I will hurt ANYONE who hurts my siblings. Fatphobia is real, and it has caused my boxing sister pain. She won’t touch calories barely now, and she never turned down sweets. It is terrifying. Spread the word. Stop fatphobia.

I work at a daycare with infants.

One of our baby girls is fat, in the 99th percentile for her age. She is super cute and sweet. Lately, she has been sick with various breathing issues, so she has been reluctant to take her bottles. Normally, she’ll take 4 ounces of formula at lunch and 8 ounces in the afternoon. Today, I was lucky to get to her take 5 all day.

There was a substitute covering a lunch break in my classroom today. We emphasized to her that we need to keep trying to get the baby to drink her bottle until she finished it. She said, “Why are you guys so worried about taking her bottle?”

My coworker replied, “That’s where all her nutrients are. She needs the nutrients and the water.”

To which the substitute replied, “But she’s so fat. She doesn’t need it.”

Thin privilege is a small, pretty baby getting better childcare because the caretaker doesn’t think she’s too fat to be allowed to eat.

W H E E Z E

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

Other than Undertale, This is my life. Don’t judge me I have an excuse. I am a kid. Checkmate.

This goes for any series.

I’m reblogging, only because of the 100% accuracy. HOW IS THIS SO TRUE?!?!?!

Coming into a fandom late

Cubone

everyone reblog this and tag what your partner pokemon would be if pokemon were real mine would be scolipede

Hey, I know there aren’t many, but could you take this quiz? It would mean the world to me. It’s about your favorite Au Sanses and Papyri. Thank you.

Amazing design store! Age of Phenomena 

Too Many Skeles - Nicknames For Y/N

If you have any better gender neutral nicknames for any of them, let me know

Canine: Kiddo

Thunder: Tweety Bird

Bear: Wolf or Lone Wolf

Sweets: Cupcake

Kid: Sib

Squirt: Friend

Dust: Pixel

Ghost: Angel

Classic: Whisper

Origin: Cookie

G: Birdie

Keeper: Bitty

Royal: Grace

Dream: Sunshine

Nightmare: Moonbeam

Edge: Doll

Boss: Fighter

Ink: Chef

Sparrow: Sky

Raven: Loop

Error: Divergent

Blueberry: Muffin

Stretch: Honey

Raspberry: Serenity

Pup: Treasure

Hip-Hop: Twirl

Latin: Sunflower

Star: Galaxy

Nebula: Sky

Cross: Lizard

Asy: Dragon

Spirit: Goof

Majesty: Muffin

Prince: Twitch

Geno: Knight

Lust: Kitty Cat

Passion: Clover

Too Many Skeles - Appearing Skeles

These are the AU's I'm adding, In order. The Names in bold are the possible romantic interests. I will change this to a possible total of 10-12, so several will be eliminated. let me know which ones should be.

Mythictale: Canine and Thunder

Horrortale: Bear and Sweets

Littletale: Kid and Squirt

Dusttale: Dust and Ghost

Undertale: Classic and Origin

Echotale: G

Altertale: Keeper and Royal

Dreamtale: Dream and Nightmare

Underfell: Edge and Boss

Inktale: Ink

Birdtale: Sparrow and Raven

Errortale: Error

Underswap: Blueberry and Stretch

Fellswap Red: Raspberry and Pup

Dancetale: Hip-Hop and Latin

Outertale: Star and Nebula

X-tale: Cross

Asylumtale: Asy and Spirit

Storyshift: Majesty and Prince

Aftertale: Geno

Underlust: Lust and Passion

Too Many Skeles - Y/N Bio

I’m just gonna warn you, This gets LONG

Name: Y/N

Soul Trait: Green, Orange, and Violet, glitching slightly

Gender: Male/Female/Neither/Either (Depends on you)

Personality:

smart, almost to the point of nerd

brave, will protect anyone

can NOT stand empty words or flirting

would definitely punch a flirt without blinking

Would also punch a jerk

Unless it's kids

Then you're just loving them

100% Older sibling situation 

Adores animals

Has a total of 28 Companions, 14 female, 14 Male

Best Friend:

Chance Jason

Red hair

Emerald Green eyes

Pale Skin

Prominent Freckles

Ace

Apparel: 

Dark Grey hoodie that is worn every single day, without fail

Has a Necklace

Prefers loose jeans or sweatpants

Companions:

3 Cats

Espère, Rowdy, and Cami

4 Dogs

Willow, Mason, Zodiac, and Maya

2 Hamster

Twitch and Whistle

1 fish

Lucky

2 Boa Constrictors

Amazon and Waterfall

1 Bearded Dragon

Ash

1 Rabbit

Jake

2 Parrots

Dusk and Moon

2 Bear cubs 

Nessa and Jesse

2 Deer

Ivy and Huckleberry

3 Wolf pups

Cassiopeia, Orion, and Dipper

2 coyote pups

Forrest and Hunter

3 Foxes

Aurora, Digger, and Chirp

Random Facts

Has a Stutter, due to a hereditary factor, and signing is used instead

Knows multiple types of sign language, and uses them to communicate

Knows Wingdings

Can actually understand animals as though they're speaking

Can't fall asleep easy, but once out, can NOT be woken up. EVER

Can actually Bake really well, But can NOT cook. AT ALL.

Fic Idea

It’s not really a fic idea, more of an actual fic I am writing. It is currently called Too Many skeles.

asians: pls care about racism against us

tumblr:

You said “Black Lives Matter”.

Well mine is on the line.

If everyone who sees this donates $1, I can meet my goal in no time:

gofundme.com

Help Juani Home, organized by Juani B

Things are looking very bleak for me; I should have been out of my apartment in March and am technically squat… Juani B needs your support f

Please do not pass this without at least reblogging. Please do not hinder me from recieving all possible help I can get. Thank you.

No.

friendly reminder that there are no minimum requirements you have to meet before you can write and post fanfic

you don’t need to be perfect in the language

you don’t need to have spectacular grammar and spelling and punctuation

you don’t need to have an intricate plot with subplots and red herrings

you don’t need to write a minimum number of words

you don’t need to be a “name” in the fandom

you don’t need to be caught up with every piece of canon content out there

you don’t need to be a superfan or know everything about every character

all you need is an idea and a willingness to write it down. the rest will come in time ❤

As being an LGBT friendly person, I’m reblogging. I WILL NOT stand for this!

Edit: I'm panromantic Ace. I was very wrong. I AM LGBT.