She/Her, Mostly garbage, š®16š®Panromantic Asexual, just an idiot having fun, loving my darling Bluebird with all of my heart, and acknowledge the art other than the skeles as her talent
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Just gonna reblog this so everyone can see it. everyone makes someone happy.
aaahh. thank you so much for sending me this! iām really glad i could spread some happiness in such a strange year.. itās funny to think that if things hadnāt happened the way they did, with me getting reduced hours at work and more time to stew in my own brain, then perhaps i wouldnāt have ever published my very first stories on ao3 or made a tumblr.
of course i really wish this year couldāve been better but iām also really happy in a way to have had the chance to pursue these hobbies and share my thoughts with you all. so.. thank you!!Ā (“t⢠ᵠā¢ļ½”`) ā”
Can you do a reaction of the UT Gang reacting to the film Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
Hmm... This oughta be fun, thanks for giving me this ask, friend.
So... Frisk, Chara and Asriel invited you to watch a movie with them
Asgore and Toriel are okay with the idea too, so you have no objections
When you get there, The whole crew is there
Sans is already snoring away on the couch
Papyrus is yelling at Sans for being asleep on said couch
Alphys and Undyne are watching Mew Mew Kissy Cutie on Undyneās phone (Which Surprisingly hasnāt been broken yet)
The trio of kids are sitting on the floor, waiting (im)patiently for the movie to start, while their parents are watching them, while cuddling
When everyone finally notices you, a spot by the kids on the floor is opened up
After a small argument, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is chosen to watch first
As soon as the car is shown, new and improved, Sans is no longer asleep, instead watching the vehicle with scientific excitement
The trio start singing along to the song
Papyrus and Undyne hound Alphys to make it
Said scientist looks terrified, until you step in, saying that it is only fiction
The two deflate, but grudgingly look back to the TV
After the movie ends, Alphys and Sans get into a heated debate whether or not buildingĀ Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is possible
The trio keep singing the song
Undyne and Papyrus are chatting about how amazing the movie was
Asgore and Toriel agree that they enjoyed it, but wish the song wasnāt stuck in their heads
All in all, a good day
Especially after the kids keep singing toot sweets off key
and sans uses his whoopie cushion instead of a whistle
Imagine this...
Wheeljack.
High off his Rocker.
Flirting with a Con
Bulkhead going ballistic over this, but only because Jackie flirting with someone else.
Dndnsjd blame Yeet for this one lads.
The kids are at the dollar store and Miko finds the air fresheners and announced sheās gonna buy āthe good kush.ā
Little did they know it actually was the good kush for the bots.
Like, they offer Optimus one to have for his alt mode and he holds it closer to his face to inspect it, and it gets all up in his olfactory sensor.
Within minutes heās a wide-eyed, limp pile of robot. Giggly fucking mess. Wants everyone to cuddle him, bring it in. The kidsā guardians also all turn into robot goo when they give in to the cuddles, because Optimus shares the air freshener with them.
Ratchet does further analysis and finds that, somehow, air fresheners have some compound thatās intoxicating to Cybertronians. Because of his analysis, heās only just a little buzzed and less grumpy, but this is because he probably has a higher tolerance given his past as a party animal and potentially dealing with a lot of accidental sedative exposure as a wartime doctor.
Resistant to the Good Kush, if you will.
āSans!ā You scream as you dash into the living room of your house, effectively waking your Boyfriend up, āI wanna show you something real quick.āĀ
This causes him to sit up straight, full attention on you.Ā āWhat?ā You pull out your phone, and show him a sad song.Ā āI wanna sing this for you, may I? Please?ā you ask, giving puppy dog eyes.
āOf course, go ahead.ā
You press play on your phone...
Then pull a balloon you hid behind your back out in the open, and inhale some of itās contents. Your voice effectively 2 octaves higher.
āYou, And I, Weāre like fireworks and symphonies exploding in the sky.ā
Ā Sans, pulls out his phone, and presses record, already laughing. Unknown to you, of course.
āWith you, Iām alive, like all the missing pieces of my heart, they finally collide.ā
You quickly take another puff of helium. your boyfriend is in stitches, tears in his eye sockets. Heās also right beside you for some reason. What you donāt know, is that he remotely set up his phone, and is now recording you both.
āSo stop time right here in the moonlight, ācause I donāt ever wanna close my eyes.ā
āWith out you, I feel broke, Like Iām half of a whole. Without you Iāve got no hand to hold.ā
Another quick puff. You bite your tongue, but you keep going anyway.
āWithout you, I feel torn, Like a sail in a storm. Without you, Iām just a sad song. Iām just a sad songā
He grabs the balloon, and takes a puff, before singing himself.
āWith you, I fall. Itās like Iām leaving all my past in silhouettes upon the wall. With you, Iām a beautiful mess, itās like weāre standing hand in hand with all our fears up on the edge.ā
Youāre snickering at the wink he sent you when he sang beautiful mess. Papyrus walks in, confused. he goes to say something, but you shush him.
āSo stop time right here in the moonlight,Ā ācause I donāt ever wanna close my eyes.ā
Youāre giggling too now. He takes another breath of the balloonās contents, and you do too. A duet for the next part.Ā
Without you, I feel broke, like Iām half of a whole. Without you Iāve got no hand to hold. Without you, I feel torn, like a sail in a storm. Without you, Iām just a sad song. Iām just a sad song.ā
Papyrus has had enough. So have you and Sans. You two break down laughing, and Papyrus turns off the song before leaving, completely done with the two of you.
Sans walks over to his phone, which you had no clue was running, and stops the video.
Pulling you into a hug, he whispers, āThanks, Angel. I needed that.ā
āMe too. That was a blast.ā
just want a Transformers show where the humans they become friends with are millennials and gen z kids with those generations senses of humor and it makes even the Decepticons worried for them
I am poly myself, so please show love for @i-ll-be-the-moon and all other poly people.
can yāall just⦠like or reblog if yāall are poly-safe blogs
A Dragon is a Type of mythical monster of reptilian form. They are one of the most well known and diverse species out there. There are two sub-groups, Feral and Domestic. The term Dragon is the name of one classification of their species, as well as a general name for them.
Domestic
Domestic Dragons are small. They make for great Household or Small Child protectors. They are good with small children. They wouldn't attack any young child, ever. They are more commonly referred to as Dragos. They have no fire, but can deal some serious damage with their teeth if necessary, but never a child.
Teacup Drago
A Teacup Drago is a somewhat uncommon classification of Drago, Characterized by looking like a feral Dragon, but much more calm and collected. They are more like a Golden retriever, despite their size. They are calm and loyal, and will protect your house. They are also very intelligent and caring.
Pocket Drago
A Pocket Drago is the smallest and rarest classification of Drago, characterized by pretty much being a pocket sized feral Dragon. They come in brighter colors, and are very fearsome, until you scritch between it's teeny wings. Despite being called Pocket Drago, they actually prefer being on the palm of your hand or on your shoulder. They are the most cat like. They can and will lay on your face at night.
Plush Drago
A Plush Drago is the most common type of Drago, characterized by being a literal living dragon plush. They can look like any type of feral dragon, but are absolute cuddle bugs, and will protect small children at any cost. They are very loyal, and will protect a child even after it is grown. They love to be cuddled every night.
A Dragon is a Type of mythical monster of reptilian form. They are one of the most well known and diverse species out there. There are two sub-groups, Feral and Domestic. The term Dragon is the name of one classification of their species, as well as a general name for them.
Feral
They are highly protective over their territory, and they will defend it with their lives. They are fearsome beings, but they are fair. They will give you a chance or two to get out of their territory without harming you.
Amphiptere
An Amphiptere is a rare classification of Dragon that is characterized by having no legs, but a pair of wings. They often have a pair of horns and a spinal ridge, reaching the tip of their tail, ending in a sharp tip. They can come in earthy greens and browns, or in silver and white. Their eyes are almost always golden. They tend to stay in the middle of storms, where nothing can reach them. They have Blasts of focused electricity that are equivalent to three lightning bolts.
Sea Serpent
A Sea Serpent is another rare classification of Dragon that is characterized by having no legs, but instead fins. They often come in aquatic colors, such as blue and green. They have a dorsal fin that reaches halfway down their spines, and a pair of streamlined horns. They live in just about any ocean, but usually prefer the tropical waters. They are very adept swimmers, faster than a swordfish. They are also very agile in the water.
Quetzalcoatl
A Quetzalcoatl is the rarest classification of Dragon that is characterized as a Dragon with a feathered crest and feathery wings, They are usually a somewhat bright green, with multicolored feathers. They are very nimble, but unable to hide very well, so they tend to evade. They are very swift flyers, agile too. They prefer old mayan ruins and the surrounding jungles.
A Dragon is a Type of mythical monster of reptilian form. They are one of the most well known and diverse species out there. There are two sub-groups, Feral and Domestic. The term Dragon is the name of one classification of their species, as well as a general name for them.
Feral
They are highly protective over their territory, and they will defend it with their lives. They are fearsome beings, but they are fair. They will give you a chance or two to get out of their territory without harming you.
Wyvern
A Wyvern is a somewhat uncommon classification of dragon that is characterized by a bipedal stature and wings instead of arms, though they do have claws on the bend. They often have a sharp, spiked tail, and sharp ridges up their spines. They often come in grey, silver, gold and black, with dark blue eyes. They also prefer higher altitudes, but they prefer old ruins and abandoned settlements in the mountains. They are slightly more agile than a dragon in flight.
Lindwyrm
A Lindwyrm is another uncommon classification of dragon that is characterized by two front legs, but no rear legs, and no wings. They have no horns on their heads, but they do have a continuous ridge running from the back of their head to the tip of their tail, and on their elbows. They have brown or grey eyes, and are often earthy colors, browns and greys, but pale yellow is known as well. They often breathe long streams of flame. They often live in meadows, plains, and deserts. They are very agile, and surprisingly fast.
Wyrm
A Wyrm is also an uncommon classification of Dragon that is characterized by having no lings at all other than a head and a tail. They have small spines in a kind of ruff surrounding their head, and a pair of horns, but nothing else. They come almost solely in greys and browns, with dark eyes, but white is known for the arctic dwelling ones. They don't commonly have fire, but it isn't unheard of. Ice is known for some of the arctic ones instead though. They are surprisingly adept diggers, and are very fast, slithering a lot like a giant snake.
A Dragon is a Type of mythical monster of reptilian form. They are one of the most well known and diverse species out there. There are two sub-groups, Feral and Domestic. The term Dragon is the name of one classification of their species, as well as a general name for them.
Feral
They are highly protective over their territory, and they will defend it with their lives. They are fearsome beings, but they are fair. They will give you a chance or two to get out of their territory without harming you.
Dragon
A Dragon is the most common classification of Dragon that is characterized by quadruped movement and a pair of wings coming from their shoulder blades. They also have sharp spines running along their back, and a pair of horns on their head. Their scales typically come in darker colors, such as brown and dark red, but white, grey and black are also quite common. It is rare for them to be any bright color, even white is a duller off shade. Their eyes are usually old or blue. They most often fire blasts of fire, though Ice is also known when grey or white scales are present. They tend to live in caves in the mountains, and prefer higher altitudes. They are Strong and powerful flyers.
Drake
A Drake is another common classification of dragon that is characterized as a quadruped dragon without wings. They commonly have a small ridge running down their back, and a smaller pair of horns. They often come in earthy colors, typically brown or green, though a sandy yellow is known as well. They are typically in jungles, where they can use the dense foliage to hide. They also commonly have Blasts of fire. They tend to live in forests or deserts. They are fast and efficient runners.
Hydra
A Hydra is yet another common classification of dragon that is characterized by multiple heads. They have horns on their heads, but no spines. They start off with 3 heads, but when one gets cut off, 3 more grow in it's place. Their scales are often dark, like a Dragon, but they can also take the earthy colors of Drakes. Hydras can have wings, but it is a very rare trait. They usually have one head capable of breathing fire, but when that head is cut, three fire breathing heads form. They commonly live in caves near Lakes and large ponds. They are clever and fierce.
A Griffin is a mythical monster that is a mix of Feline and Avian form. There are two sub-groups, feral and domestic. The feral sub-group has two tiers, Winged and Wingless. They are Quadrupeds, often with their front legs being avian, and their rear legs Feline, as well as a feather tipped feline tail. They have beaks and their respective feline eyes. Domestic Griffins are more commonly known as Griffs. In terms of all around power, they are stronger than Hellhounds, but weaker than Dragons.
Domestic
They are usually calm and docile and great with children. Their Kits are often good company for toddlers. They are commonly both male and female.
Russian Bluebird
A Russian bluebird is the least common type of domestic Griff, but the best with children. They are characterized by Blue-Grey fur with blue feathers on their back and a reddish chest and a white stomach. This type of Griff is low maintenance, but does require a toy or two. They are the same general size as a Tuxedo Robin, only about an inch shorter, making them the smallest type of Griff. Their Kits work best with toddlers, since they are very docile, even at this age, making them the perfect companion.
Persian Macaw
A Persian Macaw is an uncommon type of Griff, but very well known in pet shows, where they work best. Characterized by white fur and bright, colorful red, blue, and green tipped yellow feathers. They are a very high maintenance Griff, requiring quite a bit of grooming, at least once a week, and can be picky when it comes to food. They are the largest type of Griff.
Tuxedo Robin
A Tuxedo robin is the most common type of Griff, being the most hyperactive and affectionate of the Griff's. They are characterized by Black or Dark Grey fur on their back, Red orange chests, White fur on their stomach, and Dark brown feathers. They are a somewhat high maintenance Griff, requiring several toys for stimulation, but are still great with children and toddlers.
A Griffin is a mythical monster that is a mix of Feline and Avian form. There are two sub-groups, feral and domestic. The feral sub-group has two tiers, Winged and Wingless. They are Quadrupeds, often with their front legs being avian, and their rear legs Feline, as well as a feather tipped feline tail. They have beaks and their respective feline eyes. Domestic Griffins are more commonly known as Griffs. In terms of all around power, they are stronger than Hellhounds, but weaker than Dragons.
Feral
They are proud, solitary hunters, but very protective of their territory and Kits.
Winged
Winged Griffins are stronger than their wingless relatives. They are more commonly male than female, about 3 out of 5 being male.
Lion-Eagle
The Lion-Eagle Griffin is the most well recognized type of griffin, characterized by golden fur and feathers, except on the head, where the feathers are white, like a Bald Eagle. It's talons are very strong, and It can carry up to half a ton. They live on cliffs, such as the grand canyon, and other such places. They swoop down and pull their prey in the air, before dropping them over flat rocks.
Tiger-osprey
The Tiger-Osprey Griffin is an uncommon type of griffin, characterized by red-orange or white, black striped fur, and silver-grey feathers. It's talons and claws are very sharp, and it is an adept swimmer. They live in jungles, and quite often use waterfalls to fly, with the canopy covering about all other sky. They tend to attack from the riverfront.
Snow Leopard-Gyrfalcon
A Snow Leopard-Gyrfalcon Griffin is a rare type of griffin, characterized by white, dark rosette covered fur, and dappled white and grey feathers. They are masters of stealth, and can come within ten feet of their prey before being noticed. They live in snowy mountains, and their coat helps them blend in to their patchy surroundings.
Wingless
Wingless Griffins are faster and are better climbers than their winged relatives. They are more often female than male, 2 out of 3 being female.
Peregrine-Cheetah
A Peregrine-Cheetah griffin is an uncommon type of griffin, characterized by Silver and Pale Gold fur and feathers, and dark spots covering their back and tail, turning to rings on the tip. They are the fastest type of griffin. They are incredible runners, and can top 100 mph in short bursts. They live in Savannahs, where they can run without restriction.
Serval-Kite
A Serval-Kite griffin is an uncommon type of griffin, characterized by a Beige or Golden Brown fur coat with Darker Brown spots, and Brown and Black striped feathers. They are very agile, capable of catching fast prey, and are great at escaping traps and bigger predators. They live in Meadows, Forests, and Grasslands, where their agility is quite helpful.
Ocelot-Owl
The Ocelot-Owl is a rare type of griffin, characterized by a dark brown fur on their back with a light beige stomach, and an irregular stripe and spot pattern, with mottled brown feathers. They are Nocturnal, and very stealthy hunters. They live mostly in forests, where they can silently swoop down on their prey from the trees.
A Hellhound is a Mythical Monster of a Canine form. There are two sub-groups, Feral and Domestic. In terms of all around power, they are the weakest classification of High Tier Mythic.
Domestic
This sub-group of hellhounds is characterized in general by types of canine monsters that resemble domestic dogs. They often make for great household allies, and if you treat them right, their loyalty is unwavering. On some of the images, you may have to scroll to see them. Look for the name that matches.
Ancient Pharaoh Hound
Blackhound
They can be either, but females are more common.
Bloodhound
Bull Terror
Chomp Chomp
Damnation
Demonic Bernard
Goregi
Irish Werewolf Hound
They are strictly Male. They breed with other breeds instead
Rot-Weiler
They can be either, but males are more common
Siberian Haunted
Soulful Retriever
They are strictly Female. They breed with other breeds instead
A Hellhound is a Mythical Monster of a Canine form. There are two sub-groups, Feral and Domestic. In terms of all around power, they are the weakest classification of High Tier Mythic.
Feral
This sub-group of hellhound is characterized in general by the types of canine monsters that resemble wild Canine species. They are strong, brave, and Fierce. Most Ferals live in Savannahs or Forests. They are often stubborn and independent, even while working in a pack.
Cerberus
A type of Hellhound characterized by three heads. All three heads have different personalities, but the monster itself only has one SOUL. They often have dark brown or black fur, and red eyes. They can be both male and female. They hunt by using the three head working together to track their prey. They are solitary hunters, but live in pack-like groups inside a territory.
Cryote
A Cryote is a type of hellhound slightly resembling a Coyote. Their fur is commonly black, grey, brown, cream, tan, and white, and they have blue eyes. Their species is strictly male, not one female has ever occurred. Instead they breed with a Vexen or another hellhound. They are most commonly known for their Howl, which sounds like a human cry of mourning or despair. It causes it's victims to be overcome with hopelessness and despair.
Vexen
A Vexen is a type of Hellhound slightly resembling a Fox. They have reddish grey fur, with white paws, and a White tail tip. Their species is strictly female, not one male has ever occurred. Instead, they breed with a Cryote or another hellhound. They are most commonly known for their enchanting bark. It lures male animals by barking at them from the shadows and retreating. The male Follows, only to be led to an awaiting pack.
Dinro
A Dinro is a type of hellhound slightly resembling a Dingo. They are quite often a Light ginger, Tan, Tan and Black, or Cream, and black eyes. They can be both male and female. Their hunting method is a Pack hunt. Working in groups of up to ten, they can even take down an Elephant. One Dinro scares the prey to the rest of the pack, and the rest pounce, attacking every possible soft spot. They can just as likely be male or female.
Jacan
A Jacan is a Hellhound species that slightly resembles a Jackal. They have Cream and Tawny beige fur, and Ice blue Eyes. They hunt using a pack technique similar to a Dinro, but the packs can have up to thirty five members. They can be both male and female, but are more commonly female.
Fenrir
A Fenrir is a type of hellhound closely resembling a giant wolf. They have black fur, blood red eyes, and are always on fire. They are solitary hellhounds, and they hunt using their incredible speed, strength, and stamina to take down their prey. They can be both male and female, but are more commonly male.
Hello, Jaybird Here. I am putting this here. I made several types of Mythical beasts, Though a some are generic, I try to add my own personal Headcanons to a lot of them. Especially the hellhounds and Griffins, I specifically designed several of each. I just wanted to warn anyone looking at my small and crappy blog in advance.
This actually ties to a personal headcanon of mine, that mythical monsters are still on the surface, only in hiding. It would explain why that kind of monster isnāt seen underground, and why their mythology is still around, unlike the rest of the monsters, not even known at all, really.
Your life is too valuable to waste. There is only one of you, so please donāt take a one of a kind person away. If you need, Iāll chat, you can send a chat anytime. Iāll respond.
So, this is basically a headcanon of UT Sansā reaction to S/O singing a really sweet song to him
With Helium
HeāsĀ baffled at your asking to show him something
He canāt really understand what you mean, until you pull up a really sweet song on your phone
Heās touched
Until you pull a balloon you hid behind your back into the open, and inhale itās helium contents
Being a scientist, he knows whatās about to happen, and pulls out his phone to record
When you start singing, he canāt stop laughing
This just eggs you on
When the song ends, youāre laughing alongside him
He needed this, and he loves you even more for it
And yes, he posts this on the Undernet. Everyone gets to see this
Y E S
Found these cute children rain boots and they SCREAMED Blueberry.
New headcanon that he owns at least one pair of them.Ā
Now, usually I wouldnāt do politics...but Alex Hirsch actually had the courage to do this
Please tell me heās not the only one
Oh Alex what did we do to deserve you? :)
Can I request a Underswap Papyrus x goofy! Reader
Stretch would love it
Ā He has someone who would try their absolute hardest to keep up with him when it comes to puns (As hopeless as THAT is)
Plus, Blue would go crazy from all of the puns
Pranks would be a lot of fun as well
With Stretchās magic, you could quite likely be able to get away with them
Your neighbors would likely blame each other, with the lack of proof on you (courtesy of your boyfriend)
All around, he would have someone who can understand his ways, and accepts him for it
Just as he does you
Can I get a Fluffy Underswap Papyrus x sweet tooth! Reader please?
Stretch LOVES that you have a sweet tooth, just like him. He can also rely on you whenever Sans tries to stop him from drinking honey. Youāve always got a hidden bottle of honey somewhere for him, and a lollipop or candy bar for yourself.
He also has a few hidden sugary things in his hoodie pocket for you on bad days.
If you can chug an entire bottle with him, he will be one happy skele.
Both of you are VERY careful to keep your stashes of sugary goodness away from Blue
A Hyper Blue is a BAD Idea
Otherwise, itās great. Both you and him understand why the other likes to do so, and accept each other for who you are.
Asgore would honestly be a huge softy towards his S/O.
Expect him to be distant in the beginning of your relationship. After all, he did lose his children and wife, then had to collect the souls of the fallen children. But if you show him patience, kindness, and forgiveness, your efforts will not be in vain. Little by little, with your help, he can learn to live with what heās done, and move on.
Ā When he finally accepts this, you will have a very caring partner, if not clingy. He will treat you like royalty. Cuddles, hand holding, and random cheek kisses are commonplace. If you stroke his fur, he will become putty at your hands.
He will become a huge dork if you show interest in gardening, showing you all the types he has grown.Ā
Prepare for Flower based nicknames.Ā He may associate you with a Sunflower, which stands for loyalty and adoration, similar to the way he adores you and your loyalty to him, staying with him through everything. He may also associate you with a Blue Iris, which stands for Faith and hope.
I personally believe that if enough pacifist routes, without a single neutral or genocide route occurring, Gaster, Chara and Asriel can truly be saved.
I also Headcanon that when a monster Soulbondās with a human, the humanās lifetime is drastically increased, and their aging slowed to about monster speed.
I will add more later, these I just needed to write before I forget.
For undertale prompts, can we get a royal family group hug? :D
Of Courseš
I did individual hugs too. I like to think that after so many pacifist runs, Frisk manages to save Chara, Gaster and Asriel.
A group hug of the Dreemur family. Easy as Cinnamon Butterscotch pie. If you ever hug them, Toriel, Asgore and Frisk will hug right back.
Ā Asriel absolutely just glomps you in a hug whenever he thinks you need one. Or not, Heās an absolute sweetheart. And by glomp, I mean GLOMP. He will run at you, jump and tackle you, hugging you the whole time.
Chara is in my opinion a bit of a Tsundere. They will freeze up for a moment, before slowly hugging back. While grumbling, of course.
If you ever feel down, all of them will notice, and one will take the initiative, and the rest of the family will follow suit. Yes even Chara.
I have a new friend, They can be found onĀ https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/mercuryhomophonyĀ
Their fics and art are amazing, go check them out!
Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life... Laughing at your wife's mistakes can shorten it.
William Shakespeare
No comment...
Except that this is positivity the world needs!
i hope everyone with acne, eczema, vitiligo, psoriasis, dermatitis, and skin conditions have a good day today
Papyrus:*rolling by unsteadily on a pair of Heelys* JESUS TAKE THE WHEELY!!!!
Mettaton: Papyrus...NO!
Toriel: WHO GAVE HIM THOSE!?!
Sans *Slowly rolling by on his own pair of heelys*: *Casually flips Mettaton off*
Also Sans: *Subtly speeds up in case papyrus falls*
Mettaton: offended robot noises
Toriel: *Looks into camera like she's on The Office*
I just got my first follower. Wow, this feels good, even if my work is appreciated by one person.
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