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castiel is a show-off in lazarus rising w his wings and the wind and making the lights explode to give off the impression of power but you hand him a weapon and say ok time to engage in battle he goes can i sit this one out. voted most gay boy walking the mile in PE angel in the garrison 2 millennia in a row
Derek: Well done, Stiles. You’re handling this whole thing rather well. Stiles: I don’t think I am, Sourwolf. Derek: Then you’re freaking out in the most useful way possible. Keep it up.
(So for context, I’m a DM and I’m drafting campaign stuff that I’ll probably never use bc I’m insane)
I just had the thought that I find it unreasonably funny and now I can’t get it out of my head so I’m just putting it here bc I need it out of my brain. Y’all think that Stiles and at some point had tricked the rest of the pack to play D&D with him with the thinly veiled excuse of “view it as a training exercise”, and then as subtly as he could manage (which - it’s stiles… so y’know) use his Dungeon Master powers to fuck with all of them for a bit of catharsis? Bc now ALL I can think about is him becoming Fantasy Jigsaw bc he’s sick of solving all the puzzles in their group and now he’s gotta improve everybody's collective problem solving skills.
What do you mean those aren't the lyrics to sexxx dreams?
I was so disappointed to find out they never confirmed Stiles as bi - we were robbed of an out and proud bi stiles fucking around, there's so much potential!
Other music headcanon posts: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / The playlist
Wanted a cover for my 'I could see Stiles listen to this' playlist and since it can't be a gif - in which case it would have been this one:
- second best was a redraw of the lofi girl although the playlist is probably as far from lofi as you can get LOL
Link to playlist under the cut for those curious:
I've listed the ones I've done art for at the beginning but from there on I've just been adding whenever I came across something from my own liked songs that I could see stiles jam out to. Best on shuffle!
It ended up with so many of my hype favorites hahaha. if you put this on, say 'actually, what would realistically happen in this scenario is...' in the mirror 3 times and open a can of coke, you'll summon a ghostly apparition of me that'll poorly but enthusiastically dance in your kitchen.
Finally, the first page of the comic project!
When @isthatbloodonhisshirt posted My Name is Derek Hale and I saw the tag 'time loop', I cannot tell you how excited I was - I love time loop stories - and as soon as I started reading chapter two i thought 'man this is a cool visual, I bet it'd work pretty well as a comic'. And hey. Who's got two hands and a can-do attitude towards comic projects? This fella.
So here we go! I haven't done a long-form comic in more than a decade and I'm still figuring out how to draw the boys but doing a comic is always an ongoing learning process (: (part of that learning process is doing covers which uhhhhhhh is going to be at the end of the chapter for Reasons)
(Also Stiles' alarm choice is totally on me, bless Ella for giving the go ahead lol)
Page 2 is scheduled for next weekend!
[P01] Original story on Ao3 by @isthatbloodonhisshirt
Stiles: Looks like we can't isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way outta this one.
Jackson: Ignite it is then.
Jackson: *chucks molotov cocktail at Peter*
Stiles Stilinski gif pack
I’m not a lover or a fighter. I’m a hater talking shit from a safe distance.
save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..
Stiles posts a tiktok of him just strolling through the woods talking about how he heard on his police scanner someone had found a skull and a skeleton hand buried under a tree.
After he trips for the third time in 5 minutes, he pauses for a break and says, “which is so rude, honestly. Why can’t I find a buried skull?”
He takes a deep breath before exhaling noisy, “anyway, look at this tree,” he turns the camera to a grey, dying looking tree. It’s an odd tree compared to the healthy, full and green trees around it. The tree has bare branches that look like hands grasping at the sky.
Stiles makes a humming noise off camera, “a good classic tree to give a sacrifice.”
“You think so?”
Stiles shrieks and his phone drops to the forest floor.
“What the FUCK?”
There’s a few seconds where there sounds to be a struggle and then another shriek echos through the air.
The video keeps playing for a moment before the view starts to shift as the phone is picked up and then the video ends.
The video gains view after view after view and has a couple hundred comments such as
did he die?
bro, what the hell happened?
part 2????
DID HE GET KIDNAPPED?
staged!!!
Where’s the next part?
Bro, I heard he’s actually missing…
WHY WOULD YOU GO IN THE WOODS ALONE?????
Sometimes when doing writing research you find a little factoid that isn’t right for tormenting YOUR blorbos, but it is PERFECT for tormenting a friend’s blorbos so you just drop the fact on their doorstep like a demented little present.
I feel like this drawing possessed me, sat me down and painted itself
The irony in that the primary idea was to focus on the arms and give stiles a tattoo but i couldn't get it to work with the limited colorpalette - altered closeup with the tattoo included under the cut! [find my stuff on Redbubble!]
Used mare.blk's tattoo style because if hand tattoos weren't a no-go in my chosen profession, I would get one by them done in a heartbeat. So stiles gets one instead lol Also used a 3D program to figure out the pose and angles - the canon height difference is there but bc derek's leaning it looks like stiles is taller which i'm not mad about I'll get around to drawing more derek initiating things soon, apparently i have a lot of stiles taking action to get out of my system ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
the character
Isaac: I need some… not-legal things… and you can’t ask why.
Stiles: Sure, so long as you don’t ask how.
Isaac: Deal.
Stiles: What do you need?
Isaac: Mountain ash, human bone, and a gun.
Stiles: *pulls all 3 out of his pockets*
Isaac: *equally amazed, confused and terrified*
Isaac: …
Stiles: …
Isaac: … Okay, cool. Thanks.
Stiles: Any time.
Thinking of Them
ref under the ✂️
TEEN WOLF ( 2011 - 2017 )
he's just so babygirl
fanart for podcast characters is so funny like how do you know
Saw the last gif in this set and thought 'that man needs a blanket and a hug' - for @renmackree, hope things ease up for you soon ♥
First time making an animated gif, sorry if it's a lil choppy (':
Also psst, i have a redbubble shop now! let me know if there's anything specific you'd like available on there ☆
Frames under the cut:
Writing isn't the hobby. Being insane about little fake people is the hobby. Writing is just the only outlet i have for that
Soft Sterek to heal the soul