Latest Posts by maxxifer - Page 3

inspired by the many long car rides where my siblings have had to suffer me doing option b (':

And since i drew characters with headphones on, you best bet it's time for more mel's music headcanons - foreign-language edition - under the cut.

Other music headcanon posts: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8

You get two-for one here - I can imagine Stiles jamming to songs with no comprehension of the lyrics but he has an ear for pronounciation so Derek sometimes guesses the language of whatever he's singing along to lol:

You also get two for Derek (: I pick these from my own likes and i don't really listen to a lot of country which is my main headcanon for his music choices, but when i look at derek i think 'now there's a yearning man' so have some yearning-type music:

sometimes I wonder how y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever

More It's Alive crossover - this time with Scott and background Isaac and Ally [:

Struggled a bit with the timing but i think this exchange is gold in the original video lol

They're so everything to me.

stiles - my muse, my little bastard

They are both terrible at this but somehow work it out

Derek: It doesn't.

Isaac: He's lying.

More naps for the boys (:

My headcanon is Derek has a beat-up old gameboy color (scratched up, the battery cover's missing, etc) that somehow survived the fire - maybe it was in a storage somewhere.

might line and render this later, but i liked the color combo so you also get this version <3

Dedicated to @renmackree who is the best hypeman, i appreciate you!

Local creepy uncle found dead (again)

Dedicated to @maxxifer who wrote 'I know in my heart Stiles has a crush on Andy Samberg’s two genders: those being 1: a lonely island boy and 2: Jake Peralta' in response to my art of Scott and Stiles blasting Lonely Island 🤝🤝🤝

100% stiles would take any chance at the FBI internship to reference B99 lines lol

Stiles: I am the best at it. Maybe of anyone. If you even care.

Answer the question, Derek.

post canon streamer stiles who randomly drops lore about himself and proceeds to never elaborate. like, he'll be in the middle of a stream and casually go 'this feels exactly like that one time my boyfriend's psycho uncle chased me through my school in the middle of the night' and then completely moves on while the chat explodes. derek, stiles' strong armed moderator, is low key having the worst day of his life

Christ I really wasn’t kidding

Yeah there’s a reason I never get any fics written I exceeded my word limit while yelling into my phone like a lunatic

(TW stands for both Teen Wolf AND Trigger Warning for general dumbassary)

podfic but it’s just me ranting into my voice memos about the disconnected plot points I constructed to torture my blorbos that I thought of throughout the day like a grizzled sea captain logging his slow decent into madness.

Well, The Bash started with myself and Stilinski, we were matching forearms one day in the clubhouse And we decided instead of giving a high-five we would bash our forearms together Let's Bash! Let's Bash! Let's monster bash! Round tripper make the pitcher feel like donkey ass Hit a ding-dong doodle with my bing-bong bat We smack a blast, then we smash your bash!

New music friday Mel's music headcanons friday babyy

The boys blast the entirety of the lonely island's bash brothers album as a pre-exam ritual - and take turns with the parts. The entirety of beacon hills high school know when their class has a test, as a result lol Song under cut:

And I really just want- oh god oh god oh cut, cut Derek! Derek: What happened, Stiles? Stiles: Oh it's a fucking tragedy over here

Listen brad has more golden retriever energy compared to stiles’s feral cat vibes - but late 20s/early 30s stiles with the chaos, the tangents, the interactions with the rest of the staff, calling his editor all kinds of variations of his name/nicknames, derek with the sass in the edit notes - you see the vision

(screenshots from 1st ep of It's Alive with Brad Leone - an iconic opening)

"you are one of gods strongest soldiers" i say, not even believing in either of those institutions

Authors who post like this are so deliciously unhinged. At this point it’s not even a fic- it’s a literary hostage situation, and i am ✨sat✨ ☕️

he's so cute. i just want to bite him. and bite him. bite him again. bite him. bite him. bite him. let me sink my teeth on him.

sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

Teen Wolf Incorrect Text Posts 10/?

my thing i haven’t made is so good 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Pros of hyperfixiation:

Happy!

Art ideas

Life is good

Cons of hyperfixiation:

I am going to blow up

All my art is of the same guy

If I don't think about this 24/7 I get violent

Some adorable chibi Berica! Thank you @natendo-art !

podfic but it’s just me ranting into my voice memos about the disconnected plot points I constructed to torture my blorbos that I thought of throughout the day like a grizzled sea captain logging his slow decent into madness.

I don't know who the fuck censored "hell" in that last image, but it sure as shit wasn't me. What is this, 3rd grade internet?

oh yes it's that time of year again

happy holidays!