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Happy Ides of March!!

a wonderful ao3 author note

Stiles: "Why are you awake? It's barely morning."

Derek: "Werewolves are naturally attuned to sunrise."

Stiles: "Or you're just old."

Derek: "I'm not old."

Stiles: "Says the guy who groans like a grandpa every time he stands up."

Derek: "You're one smart-ass comment away from me hiding your car keys."

Stiles: "Joke's on you lost them two days ago."

Best of Teen Wolf (Random Order) 7/∞

Stiles on his 100000th rant of the day my beloved

A silly little warmup for a silly little friday [:

i have no context, feel free to provide your own lol

Derek: "Are you even listening to me?"

Stiles: "I'm sorry, did you say something? I was too distracted by your whole broody-alpha thing. Very intense."

Derek: "I will literally throw you into the lake."

Stiles: "See? Intense."

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

He who runs with wolves learns to howl.

so, I made a teen wolf slideshow for my friend once and gave every season an alternative title

they all suck. thank u for ur attention.

I wanted to meme before the big day.

Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..

*menacingly cracks sternocostal joints at enemies*

peter hale, my girlypop <3

love when fanfic writers are like “I love this character” & proceed to put them through shit even God has blacklisted, baby the middle ages called they want to hear your ideas

No bc this is Noah and Claudia’s song actually. All I see is these two whenever I hear it, like Stiles probably popped this bad boy on one day around his dad and he flashes back to him and Claudia slow dancing terribly in the living room to old country songs that sound like this.

They pop on their favourite Johnny Cash album and twirl around the living room, Claudia unable to stop giggling in between singing in an exaggerated southern accent. Her and little Stiles always belting out the lyrics of the music Noah grew up listening to but never truly hearing the words until his wife and son sang them.

Those songs they danced to were some of the only things Claudia consistently remembered when her memory faded. And now he sits back and smiles, listening to ‘Wondering Why’ after being unable to listen to certain songs/artists anymore bc the pain is too much - and he remembers those warm feelings, and dusts off those old records.

I’m actually so unwell about it.

I've got you all figured out fanartists

after Jason reveals his identity as the Red Hood i like to think about the kids begging for Jason to hang out with them and rejoin the family and that but Jason’s being a little bitch about it so when Dick asks for his phone number he just throws an ouija board at him and says ‘i’ll sense it’

issue is that while slightly drunk and sad that his brother hates him, Dick decided to try it out, and Damian watching him through a crack in the door thought it would be funny to text Jason (because he actually does have his league bro’s number) about it so that Jason could maybe mention it the next time they see each other on patrol to freak Dick out, except Jason was working not too far from the manor at the time and he thought it would be even funnier to swing by, slam up against the window and scream through the glass ‘STOP FUCKING DRUNK TEXTING ME’ and absolutely scares the shit out of Dick. so now Dick thinks that ouija boards actually work on Jason because he’s still part ghost and Jason and Damian are scrambling to try and keep up the ruse because of how funny it is.

Stiles typing out fanfic on his phone post sex while cuddled in Derek’s arms send tumble

Derek: Stiles, what the fuck???

God bless the sickos over at the AO3 for providing the absolute most conceptually bizarre yet extremely compelling fiction for free.

The funniest hyperfixations have gotta be the ones where you watch something and go "this thing is cute. I like it. not sure if Id call it a favorite of mine but its definitely enjoyable at least" and then cut to a month later and its completely overtaken your life

“what’s your writing process” i put a pathetic guy in a blender and blend blend blend

So I work with animals as a day job and I’m constantly in and out of the vets from day to day and because of this job I know a lot about canine behaviour as well as y’know the basic medical knowledge that’s involved with all that.

All that to say that having that specific niche of education makes Scott McCall so fucking funny to me bc if he has the same training I had (which he should’ve gotten bc otherwise there is NO way Deaton would let him help out with clients like he does in the show), I know for a fact that this boy - after finding out that he was a werewolf - IMMEDIATELY went over the unvaxxed animal/stray dog protocol on himself.

Like I can’t get the image out of my head where like every year Scott drags everyone to Deaton’s office to get their rabies, lepto, distemper, flea/tick/worms treatment, etc.

When Melissa found out Scott probably sighed in relief like, “omg mom this is actually great, could you and all of my still human friends actually get your vaccines just in case?” And Melissa was like “holy shit kid WAY ahead of you.”

Half the werewolves are probably confused even after so long bc they heal right? They are basically immune to a lot of stuff that would harm a typical person or canine, but Scott still insists bc he’s not taking chances goddamnit.

why has no one (from what ive seen) done a 'stiles gets bitten first' fic that actually takes plot points and conflicts from 3B where canon stiles is going through a supernatural transformation? like if he got bit instead of scott he wouldn't know about werewolves yet and would probably interpret the changes in his senses as hallucinations, sleepwalking used to be an issue for him, and increased aggresion could be any number of neuro problems like it all fits perfectly for him to think he may be dying but no one uses it

Siri, play Starship's "Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now."

teen wolf didn't make stiles a werewolf because they knew he would be finding increasingly absurd ways around all the absurd Werewolf Rules. some bad guy tries to trap him in a circle of mountain ash and he reveals he's been carrying one of these bad boys in his backpack for months

I had the dumbest idea while working on some other TW art involving my choice in background noise while I draw...

It's Always Sunny In Beacon Hills

Alternate Title - Teen Wolf but with Brain Damage

(original iasip screencap below the cut...)

Imagine you work at some fucking roadside diner in buttfuck nowhere and you have to wait a table with three dudes who aren't from around here and the guy with the long hair immediately pulls out his laptop with what looks like cult shit in the web browser and asks for your worst salad option, and the guy in the trenchcoat sniffs the pepper shaker and declares the molecules to be very sharp and the guy with the greenest eyes you've ever seen calls you sweetheart and then proceeds to engage with intimate eye contact with trenchcoat to a degree that is downright indecent and then orders the heart attack special on your menu and every time you walk past their table they're talking about that gruesome murder that happened in town and the pretty guy is feeding the trenchcoat guy fries while the hair guy talks about desecrating corpses