You’ve Seen Grandpa Sakumo,, But I Am Giving You Genin Sakumo

trevor is the best character in harry potter. he is just a little toad, who is full of sin

Sasuke: We got to get to the hospital and we got to get there fast!

Itachi: Then I should drive.

Sasuke: Why?

Itachi: I have nothing to live for and drive like it.

AN: HP OC-SI fic: hallow things 

1.5k rough beginning to an OC-SI fic, in which a modern OC gets inserted into the HP universe as the older sibling of Severus Snape, into the Snape family as a 11-year-old child. I wrote this about a year ago as a warm-up exercise and, though I don’t intend to ever properly write it, I occasionally revisit this fic idea to write warm-up meta snippets. 

+500 words snippet of an OC-SI thinking about the mechanics of HP magic through the Reparo spell. 

Never posted to tumblr or AO3 before; fic under the cut.  

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best unloved characters from the harry potter universe: those bulgarians who tricked fudge into thinking they couldnt speak english for months

Sirius, fuming: NO-ONE PICKS ON MY BROTHER BUT ME!

Sirius: Messing with Reggie is a privilege, not a right.

how to relax, dog edition

bring us justice yamato

here’s the thirty-eighth prompt I said I’d be doing! please tell me if you want a sequel, I’d love to write a part two!

regulus black has always had a temper. it’s not his fault that one day it snaps at breakfast and he stabs a fork into evan rosier’s hand when he’s spitting pure-blood nonsense.

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Sure, other platforms may call them “followers” too, but only Tumblr can capture the feel of a faceless crowd of huddled masses trailing after you about a city block’s distance away, picking up pages of your diary or scrawlings that you drop on the ground as you walk along. Some of these people have been there for years. Some only joined the crowd last week. Collectively, the crowd is ancient and ageless. Who are they? What do they want from you? Nobody knows. Walk a little faster.

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Regulus would punt baby Voldemort in the afterlife like a soccer ball

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HE SEE’S THAT LIL NASTY ASS THING TAHT WAS UNDER THE BENCH AND BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF IT