regulus just pulling up to history of magic and shooing binns away as he takes over the lesson. “I’ve provided you with my own mini textbook as hogwarts lacks content about house elfs and their history, a very important history- No avery i don’t care if your father says they’re purpose is to wipe your ass or whatever open the damn textbook!”
💀💀 ‘purpose is to wipe your ass’ lmaoo
also i can’t tell if this is like in harry’s era or if it’s back when regulus was a teenager like he just gets up mid-lesson and is like yknow what i’m the teacher now
As someone who does not pay attention to lyrics in songs, I am always afraid someone who does pay attention is going to come along and see my music and be like “why are you listening to songs about kicking orphans and diverting funds from public libraries?” Like, I dunno! That’s news to me! The beat was fresh and the vibes were funky! I lose all knowledge of human language when the drum goes bop bop. I am as surprised and alarmed as you are.
Sure, other platforms may call them “followers” too, but only Tumblr can capture the feel of a faceless crowd of huddled masses trailing after you about a city block’s distance away, picking up pages of your diary or scrawlings that you drop on the ground as you walk along. Some of these people have been there for years. Some only joined the crowd last week. Collectively, the crowd is ancient and ageless. Who are they? What do they want from you? Nobody knows. Walk a little faster.
I may or may not be in a cult.
Update: I'm definitely in a cult.
Another update: I don't even remember agreeing to this but all my cousins are in, so it shouldn't be that bad.
Okay it's bad, it's bad. It's really bad. Abort.
Googles: How to safely remove yourself from a group of people.
Sirius, come pick me up I'm scared.
AN: Harry Potter Fic: holding a handful of flames
4k of rough Regulus Lives fic, in which RAB is somehow held in stasis in the Inferi Lake and is fetched and revived by Kreacher after Walburga’s death (1986 or 1987-ish). I think this was written as a potential FTH auction fic back in 2017, but put aside in favor of focusing on my RAB-centric fic FDITH.
Never posted to tumblr or AO3 before; fic under the cut.
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… I lie, I want it, just, please, just–
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ahhh i thought this could help some people about how i imagine regulus! before & after he goes to the cave :)
“What he really wanted was someone like — someone like a parent: an adult wizard whose advice he could ask without feeling stupid, someone who cared about him (…) . And then the solution came to him. It was so simple, and so obvious, that he couldn’t believe it had taken so long — Sirius.” (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)