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People want to complain that Horace Slughorn wasn’t a well written Slytherin, but trashing your house, faking your death and transfiguring yourself into an armchair to avoid an uncomfortable conversation is about as Slytherin as it gets.

i was thinking about how i personally would make sasusaku work (platonic or romantic), and now it’s a whole AU where naruto fails as a hokage and has to resign, there’s a new big international conflict brewing, sakura has to leave her position of senior medical researcher at the hospital to rejoin the army, and her and sasuke are a team of two sent on key missions as part of the preparation efforts set in motion by the emerging world war.

the background: after the events of shippuuden sasuke goes on a 10 year long trip, while sakura establishes her career at the hospital (at this point she no longer has a crush on sasuke, and has finished her primary character arc). upon sasuke’s return their relationship starts from a hard reset, and they gradually become friends partaking in regular ninja poker nights of drinking and talking politics. by the time the international conflict starts, they are in their late 30s [and would become more intimate during the war, if u wish]

Thinking eternally about how Kakashi is the first and ONLY authority figure in Itachi's LIFE who doesn't have an underlying agenda when interacting with him. Thinking about how Danzo literally put them on a team together because he thought that they were both heartless little tools that would work ruthlessly together but instead Itachi admired how Kakashi never said a rude word about ANY commrade no matter how horrid they were to him. Thinking about the like four months where Itachi is on team Ro and has a little bit of breathing room to maybe perhaps be comfortable in the presence of someone with any degree of control over him, something he hasn't had since he was. Literally four. Thinking about Kakashi being exactly 20 years old and has always been the baby of just about ever social group until he had two traumatized teenagers foisted upon his ANBU team and he just had to be normal about that. Thinking about how Kakashi just hoped that Anbu would 'become a place of pride' for Itachi, cause what else do you say to soften the blow of being an elite assassin at age 11? ETERNALLY thinking about how CANNONICALLY in anbu if someone is talking shit on Kakashi's name then Itachi (11) (creepy as all hell 0.0 ) (half your height and CAN kick your ass) will just give them the most bewildered look in the world and call them all mean jealous losers in his head. THINK.ING.

i would kill to see Reg in your style (and maybe Sirius along with him,,,, being Brothers,,, but only if you want👉👈)

honestly, regulus doesn't get enough representation

hope you like it ^^

AU where Regulus is a natural Legilimens. He just doesn't react to reading people minds and stay silent most of the time. He get overwhelmed easily in crowded so he avoids them. Everyone sees him as a timid little boy until they spend time with him. Then he's spewing every dark thought they ever have as if though he uncovered it by "investigating" them. They think he knows all and is a dark lord in the making when in reality Regulus has to sit though hours of his classmatea thoughts. If he has to listen to James Potter swoon over Lily Evans while At the same time listen Sirius weird crush on the professor he's going to scream. Not to mention everyone is thirsty for either him or his brother and he CAN HEAR ALL OF IT.

one day he snaps and just says “shut up!” and the persons like “i ain’t say anything 😳” and he’s like “uhhuh. sure you didn’t you trick ass bitch”

Okay but Regulus Black gives me major gen z energy. Like you can’t tell me he wouldn’t be to anxious to ask a server for ketchup, but then go beat some death eaters ass, then make it home in time for dinner, and be polite as fuck cause he has anxiety.

regulus is that one asshole who just casually coughs up blood sometimes. everyone around him is very freaked out and hes just like "yeah this is a normal tuesday dont even worry abt it"

HE WOULD

kakashi “chakra exhaustion” hatake