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harry: i'm gonna teach my first kid how to avoid being a protagonist so he has an easier life than me

[later]

harry: ALBUS was the protagonist? shit

Sirius, at Regulus's funeral: Can I have a moment alone with him, please?

*everyone leaves*

Sirius, leaning over the casket: I know you're not really dead, dipshit.

Regulus, from inside: Yeah bro, no shit.

What if Tonks wasn't the only Black that was accident prone. What if Regulus was a total clumsy fellow but he played if off. "Shit you okay" "yeah why wouldn't I be?" "You just rolled down the entire Quidditch Bleachers" "yeah and?" "...." while on the inside Regulus is crying and trying not to show how much that hurt

HAHAH REGULUS FALLS OVER IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE GREAT HALL AND JUST GLARES AT SOMEBODY WHEN THEY TRY TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT IT

Harry: Oh and Hermione started S.P.E.W

Sirius: She started spewing?

Hermione: No. S.P.E.W. It’s an organization that fights for house elf rights and makes sure they get treated fairly

Sirius (scoffing): Have you met house elves? Have you met my house elf? They’re annoying and nosy

Hermione (frowning): That’s not nice Sirius. They deserve to be treated equally. Maybe if you were a bit nicer to Kreacher, he’d be nicer to you

Sirius (remembering a black haired boy with bright gray eyes saying the exact same words to him at the exact same table 20 years ago): How much?

Hermione: Excuse me?

Sirius: How much do you need to get it started?

Hermione: I don’t need m-

Sirius (interrupting): I have money to spend and it’s for a good cause. It’ll be a monthly donation. Make it in the name of Reggie

Hermione: Uh okay? I’ll make the donation in Reggie’s name

Sirius (smiling and thinking of how much he hated to be called Reggie): Good. Thank you.

severus in the slytherin common room after calling an assembly: ok level with me, which one of you fucks opened the chamber of secrets? i promise i won’t get mad.

dog dad and pups

do you know if there are any fics that are based on some of your prompts😻😻😻😻😻

hey, anon! here’s a list of some links to the fics i know of! :D

here’s my own oneshots — feel it in my soul

here’s more — littlekingoflionheart littlekingoflionheart

yet another — limetimo

one based off of prompt three — i will not be brave

and i know that gutblood is using prompt five on wattpad!

please inform me if i’ve missed any :0

i am OBSESSED with this response my philosophy teacher made to my introduction post okay OBSESSED

i tend to picture reg as like, just noticeably shorter than sirius (like two inches?) but this raised a picture in my mind: after the cave episode, he starts wearing boots with huge soles, not necessarily visibly heeled, but that still make him significantly taller 😔👌

😭😭 he finds charms to help him out

best unloved characters from the harry potter universe: those bulgarians who tricked fudge into thinking they couldnt speak english for months