Sirius, at Regulus's funeral: Can I have a moment alone with him, please?
*everyone leaves*
Sirius, leaning over the casket: I know you're not really dead, dipshit.
Regulus, from inside: Yeah bro, no shit.
I may or may not be in a cult.
Update: I'm definitely in a cult.
Another update: I don't even remember agreeing to this but all my cousins are in, so it shouldn't be that bad.
Okay it's bad, it's bad. It's really bad. Abort.
Googles: How to safely remove yourself from a group of people.
Sirius, come pick me up I'm scared.
severus in the slytherin common room after calling an assembly: ok level with me, which one of you fucks opened the chamber of secrets? i promise i won’t get mad.
saitama is frankly such a millennial icon. like. the apathetic way he acts about most things. the fact that he just wants to find a decent job so he can pay for his basic needs. how he runs from commitment. how he let a near stranger move into his house only because he promised to pay the rent. just. what an icon.
Regulus: write "nothing is set in stone" on my grave when I die
Regulus: its both a witty pun, AND a warning
Regulus: because I WILL be back
Narcissa: is anyone else vaguely threatened?
Snape: 'Vaguely'?
Naruto, Hogwarts Au
I’ve been wanting to draw this for a while now~
I'm reading a fanfic atm and they have Voldemort wearing trainers - I'm not sure how I feel about this lol