Slytherin Won But Sirius Would Never Let It Pass The Opportunity To Embarrass And Be Proud Of His Little

yall i just found the funniest thing on the harry potter wiki

madara is a bad uncle (and an even worse babysitter)

That yes that is friendship,to continue being friend even after being released from the bridge

Andromeda: I don't have the right to show interest in someone?

Regulus: You absolutely do, and I absolutely have the right to humiliate you for it.

regulus is that one asshole who just casually coughs up blood sometimes. everyone around him is very freaked out and hes just like "yeah this is a normal tuesday dont even worry abt it"

HE WOULD

harry: i'm just saying

harry: when i finally snap and punch snape or dumbledore

harry: nobody can blame me

kakashi “chakra exhaustion” hatake

i don’t care if you’re shipping harry with ginny, cho, draco, luna, hermione, or the goddamn whomping willow

if harry is in any way good at romance, he’s wildly out of character

the most unrealistic thing about harry potter

is that no teacher ever called him James by accident, or that Ron never was called “Bill-, eh Charl-, no Per-, argh!”

Regulus Black finds out he is part of a prophecy. He is to lead the Choosen One to victory aginst Voldemort and decides he doesnt want anything to do with that. So he flings himself into the future to avoid it at age 18 and lands in a tiny cupboard with a little boy with green eyes of six staring at him.

OMG

i want this omg

the dursleys being like wtf and regulus just falls out of their closest and THE POSSIBILITIES

like he didn’t wanna be part of this prophecy but him going forward did it anyway and regulus is like well shit