is that no teacher ever called him James by accident, or that Ron never was called “Bill-, eh Charl-, no Per-, argh!”
Listen anon said retail is Regulus' villain origin story but it was also literally part of Voldemort's villain origin story
stop i can’t
voldemort turned evil cause he had to listen to all i want for christmas 257 times during christmas season
i was thinking about how i personally would make sasusaku work (platonic or romantic), and now it’s a whole AU where naruto fails as a hokage and has to resign, there’s a new big international conflict brewing, sakura has to leave her position of senior medical researcher at the hospital to rejoin the army, and her and sasuke are a team of two sent on key missions as part of the preparation efforts set in motion by the emerging world war.
the background: after the events of shippuuden sasuke goes on a 10 year long trip, while sakura establishes her career at the hospital (at this point she no longer has a crush on sasuke, and has finished her primary character arc). upon sasuke’s return their relationship starts from a hard reset, and they gradually become friends partaking in regular ninja poker nights of drinking and talking politics. by the time the international conflict starts, they are in their late 30s [and would become more intimate during the war, if u wish]
[Regulus showing up at the battle of Hogwarts]
Voldemort: arent you supposed to be dead?
Regulus: well i am on the inside, if that counts
… I lie, I want it, just, please, just–
- Two heroes loose on the hospital SERIES -