Latest Posts by messedupcookiejar - Page 12

I think the longest was two weeks that was when I messed up big time as a toddler, and my mother tore my room apart and threw everything out beside my comfort plushies and my bed.

My very first wriolette fanart

Introducing y’all to a silly au I have

Once more for those in the back.

LOV incorrect quotes

shigaraki: you.. you said i could trust you!!

shigaraki: you said you were a GAMER!!!

spinner: shigaraki... i only play mobile games.

shigaraki: NOOOOO!!!!

▪︎▪︎▪︎

toga: if dabi and i were drowning, who would you save?

shigaraki: you two can't swim?

toga: it's a hypothetical question! who would you save?

shigaraki: my time and effort.

▪︎▪︎▪︎

toga, shooing dabi away: can you go be depressed over there? you're bumming out my whole area.

▪︎▪︎▪︎

dabi, season 6: i'm hot, i'm tall, i'm gay, and i'm in my theatre kid arc

▪︎▪︎▪︎

toga, at starbucks: can i get a venti vanilla latte with seven expresso shots?

dabi, standing behind her: jesus christ, just do cocaine.

▪︎▪︎▪︎

shigaraki, high: the best part of an oreo is the cookie, not the frosting. deal with it.

dabi, also high: darkness without light is an abyss. light without darkness is blinding. you cannot have a coin with one side.

spinner: yo socrates, it's a fucking cookie

▪︎▪︎▪︎

toga: ow!

shigaraki: what's wrong?

toga: i have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.

shigaraki: it's called a stress headache. i got my first one when i was four.

@palesweetscherryblossom

Please enjoy your food, the newest chapter is now online

:>

@palesweetscherryblossom

The first chapter of the mythical forest Au × Deity AU is now online and ready to be enjoyed. Please give me your feedback and tell me if you want anything specific or changes :)

Serpent of the lost on Ao3 by ItIsIAlex

What if Crowley could change his species of snake at will? 🐍

In Aziraphale's defense, Crowley wasn't a rattlesnake when he put him in the box. Crowley could obviously get out whenever he likes, but it’s actually kind of fun.

Stop everything you're doing and look at the Arabian sand boa. You're welcome.

Snakes in order of appearance: Red-bellied black snake, blunthead tree snake, eastern hognose snake, Arabian sand boa, African egg-eating snake, eastern diamondback rattlesnake.

Also -

You ever make something and go, "This is it, my finest work. My magnum opus. I've peaked as an artist."?

This is that moment for me.

The struggle is real

@palesweetscherryblossom

@oxygen537art

The art has been turned into the first chapter of a story

"Song of the lone sea" on Ao3 by ItIsIAlex

I don't know how the link stuff works. But yeah, first chapter is out now.

That is something Spinner would do for sure to make sure he gets an alright job. Cause what company/person wants to be told they are worse than the League.

Spinner: If you don’t want to hire me because of my criminal record - fine. But for being a lizard?

Spinner: You know I was in the League of Villains, right?

HR: Is that a threat?

Spinner: Oh no, just a point of comparison. Congratulations. Your workplace is less inclusive than the League of Villains.

HR: …

Spinner: You are more racist than ALL FOR ONE.

HR: 😰

Spinner: I feel sorry for you.

i find it funny that i have followers like are you aware im a loser

Is it great? Is it crack? Has it filled up my entire head for a whole day? Doomed but desiring to be together? Yes.