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“Blood sweat and tears” such an excellent method of measuring investment. Yeah I worked really hard on this, hurt myself a lot, cried the whole time. stress nosebleed, sweated profusely, sobbed openly. Bleeding sweating crying etc. And everyone goes oh. Well done.

pro lifer blocked me on twitter for asking this but if embryos have souls, and then they're aborted, exactly how sapient are they in the afterlife? Are they forever doomed to float around with no thoughts in their heads? Is it like just animal intelligence like a little happy goldfish? Do they still have an embryonic form? I've always seen an assumption that child souls are still in child form so I guess so. Do the other people in the afterlife keep abortions as little pets? Will they stay in a fishbowl or are they too stupid + intangible and float right out again?

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

me, halfway through listening through a song: hmm this might have otp potential

*restarts song but this time listening with Blorbo Intent

If my autism off-putting to you, that’s your problem and not mine

i just know that the ethics classes in magical fantasy realms would be off the rails

Something about the whole "Eming is born of Hua Cheng's desire to live and Rouye is born of Xie Lian's desire to die," and then how Xie Lian wears funeral colours and Hua Cheng wears wedding colours. God oriented towards death and stillness and self-denial. Ghost oriented towards life and hope and happiness.

This man can't be fixed. I can fuck him though. Maybe that will calm him down.

#Get good noob

Please look at the tags, they are the same as the original poster had them. I love this

Fav post of all time

Hell yeah! Screams like more art for the cat boy

Ya know, I like the idea of Bakeneko Shigaraki so much that I might just give him a separate AU all together lol

I am fucking dying

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

And they just take them to their cave and carefully set scared reader down before snuggling up with them. And reader is scared for their life them they open their mouths, even if it just to talk, howl or clean their new baby.

And the league near watches intruiged to see what their leader pair has brought home. A scared little black lamp that is now adopted.

Wholesome thought of the day: Wolves! Shigadabi adopting Lamb! Reader Chan

More like this, him claiming reader and protecting them in his own special way.

And he is just a sassy cat

Bakeneko Shigaraki would honestly be a joy to snuggle with. His fur is fluffy enough and he purrs loudly. He tries to be very gentle with you, barely taking his claws out.

AFO walking in on you two snuggling together on the rug.

Tomura spirited away AU

@palesweetscherryblossom

Shigadabi

In an AU where neither of then has any emotional intelligence but both have sexual drives. So they fuck without realizing that they are falling for one another, and the only way they can express their wants is the way that the sex turns slowly sweeter and sweeter. First they remain in bed for a bit longer, then clean each other up, then just sleep in the bed cause of exhaustion and them cuddle. (Cause of exhaustion and they only do it when they are sure the other is "asleep" and then claim it was an accident.)

And it slowly turns to the point where they don't even do it, but just undress and lay in bed together cuddled up.

Sometimes, after a big day, you turn into the plushie and fanfic time

Sometimes after a big day, plushie and fanfic time is good.

That would be something my big dumb ass would say as well. Like I have horrible people recognition skills.

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

Texting Tomura whole being high on more than 5 substances and should be proclaimed dead, but is somehow alive because of his destructive horniness.

Dabi

Relatable

Girlboy with a he/him pin on one sleeve and a she/her pin on the other. Two people sitting on either side of her aggressively correcting each other on his pronouns