A Controversial Theory: Worm On A String Are Furby Larvae

I had a friend who said lesbians were sinners. So I told her that the "Man shalt not lie with man" quote excluded us, to which she replied " Man as in mankind" . She literally told me it was a sin to be straight. When I pointed this out she simply said "No". Wow, you really convinced me with that argument. Well done, homophobe.

a frustrated gay

Gym class at the Antarctic School for Birds (the other species are waiting their tern...)

I, too, take immense pleasure in offending others by my very existence

"I love being called a 'bastard'. It somehow implies that the most heinous thing I've done is exist."

- Lord Byron

Prends ton temps • Take your time • /pʁɑ̃ tɔ̃ tɑ̃/

Same with hospitality. The weather outside may be frightful, but inside my place of work is also far from delightful.

Working in retail is being mocked by the song “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” as you slowly go insane and contemplate murder

My god I would die

telefrancais drinking game:

1. drink when pineapple 2. drink when confused

No Noise November. everyone shut up

I love everything about this image

Nova #3 (1976)

This is, hands down, thé calmest image

a rainbaaaaaah.

sheipsees via valais blacknose sheep scotland

1950 by King Princess

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)