mortallymagnificentwolf

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I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

diagnosed with woman in her twenties disease

nowhere else

Also, no-spoiler:

Jeffrey Wright's performance as Roebuck Wright was mesmerizing, understated, and poignant. His was my favorite of all the performances in the whole film.

Saw someone typo 'queerbaiting' as 'queenbaiting'. Is that when you think you hear Under Pressure but it turns out to be Ice Ice Baby?

Why leave bed at all, in fact? I try to buy jumpers and jackets based on their similarities to doonas and blankets for this reason.

The evolution of Halloween costumes for girls…

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

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Why are red delicious the Greenland of apples

The equivalent of Antarctic research stations but in fantasy worlds like for example there’s an evil terrible region of rotting and nightmares but like nine miles from the edge there’s a very ugly little building optimistically called Observation Center 1 and it’s full of normal humans just vibing. for like 90% of the year they can’t leave because that’s Death Fog Season but it balances out because they can study the ghost migrations and also hear the whalesong-like calls of The Unspeakable Ones asking you to come outside for a game of checkers but thankfully the checkers set is kept locked up to slow down anyone that gets tempted

... anxiety???

Inspired by the word searches I shared yesterday, here is a brand new way to discover your gender! The first word you see is your shiny new gender identity!

This is just for fun! A lot of the words in there are random. :)

My god I would die

telefrancais drinking game:

1. drink when pineapple 2. drink when confused

in kung fu panda, po is the dragon warrior because unlike tai lung and tigress, he worked customer service and won't become tyrannical with power

high school is soo funny in hindsight. the entire time you're there thinking it's the most important period of your life and then the second you're out you're like well that was fucking stupid

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Hey everyone, it's a rest area for your dash!

There's healing items, jars to break, mini shops, even a save point! Just a nice, safe area

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A controversial theory: Worm on a string are furby larvae

AHHHHH MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE BOOK

*breaks down ur door* let’s talk about the social, religious, and economic structure of a genderless society and the transcendent love of two exiles on an eighty-six day wilderness journey in the ice age of an alien world

Jodie Foster living the dream with her wife and dog accepting a Golden Globe Award

New life goal

Chewie's Angels, Catherine Fisher.

Whereas pasta sauce indisputably goes in a square tupperware, rectangles are acceptable but on thin ice.  

Things you can control in life…