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Shots fired..

Same with hospitality. The weather outside may be frightful, but inside my place of work is also far from delightful.

Working in retail is being mocked by the song “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” as you slowly go insane and contemplate murder

Working in retail is being mocked by the song “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” as you slowly go insane and contemplate murder

spotify wrapped but it’s your bank showing you your 100 worst purchases of the year

8'5" , ready to go fruit picking

Funky concept - your height reversed is how tall you’d be as a cryptid/fantasy creature   ✌️

I love everything about this image

Nova #3 (1976)

HERMINE MY QUEEN 👑 👑👑

Is also responsible for bits of sea glass that make beachcombing fun because they are something it's ok to take home!

Is also musical instrument

translation: “My sheep! [bah! bah!] You are my life. [bah! bah!] Walk behind me…[bah! bah!] Sing (after me).”

The feeling of having the pad attach to a jumper and having to pull it off you with a satisfying rip was second to none

I, too, take immense pleasure in offending others by my very existence

"I love being called a 'bastard'. It somehow implies that the most heinous thing I've done is exist."

- Lord Byron

fuck disappearing under mysterious circumstances i want to start APPEARING under mysterious circumstances. walking through a deserted eerie forest? im there. exploring an abandoned 1930s mine that no human has set foot in for 55 years? there too. touching down on mars? guess whose annoying face you see poking out from behind a rover

Apparently I'm having a fabulous galactic adventure

2021 looks bright!!!

shoutout to everybody who cannot partake in the shared history spongebob memes give everyone because they were, for some inexplicable reason, never allowed to watch spongebob

Gym class at the Antarctic School for Birds (the other species are waiting their tern...)

A loft bed is the ultimate escape-reality oasis. I love it.

i love being in bed like yea everything is terrible but at least i’m in bed

As soon as he picked it up I knew he was in danger

I am still irrationally mad about this

Pluto should be at least an honorary planet, it has experience (and public recognition) as one.

Petition to bring back this aspect of Victorian mourning culture

Victorian Tear Catchers

During the Victorian era, mourners sometimes collected their tears in gold decorated “tear bottles” to keep as a remembrance for the next of kin. It has also been said that the widows would go to the grave on the anniversary of the first year of death and sprinkle the tears on the grave to signify the end of the first year of mourning.

The mashup you never thought would work

Me_irl

Trying to get a bottleshop membership with my email address from when I was thirteen was a practice in self-reflection. 

My mutant superpower

it’s my sixth sense (x)

she is art

TBH the picture of Pogo’s family hit me harder than I thought it would 

the way that reginald’s nicer to a chimpanzee than his actual children-