Nico: Hey guys, have you seen my top?
Jason, pointing at Will: He's right over there.
Liam: *at a meeting with another pack* This is my ex-boyfriend, Theo.
Theo: *to Liam* I told you to stop calling me that.
Theo: *to the other pack* I'm his husband.
Oh, it’s funny because it’s true.
all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.
do people that say shit like “ooh nobody reads anymore, they only use their phones and computers” think that computers and phones can only display pictures and make sounds
like do they think words can’t be displayed by computers
Me Reading fanfic: I want a loving relationship like that!!!!
Me whenever someone compliments me or is flirty towards me: stand back motherfucker! I'm a lone wolf. I don't need people. I'm trash. And you ain't no garbage man to pick me up.
It’s sad, but it’s true….
Sorry