They Call Me 007. 0 Rizz 0 Bitches 7 Mental Health Diagnosises

Some of the best fics you’ll ever read will be the ones with 10 notes for a random side character barely anyone cares about.

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

firefox just started doing this too so remember kids if you want to stream things like netflix or hulu over discord without the video being blacked out you just have to disable hardware acceleration in your browser settings!

It’s always bunny!Reader this wolf!Character that bro I have NEVER seen reader depicted as a predatory animal. What if we made y/n a fucking lion

oh him? that’s just my chew toy

you get drunk and super touchy with bakugou pre-relationshp once and watch him fumble his way through being a gentleman and taking you home. he's got you on his back trying to bring you inside and when he drops you at your doorstep and tells you to text him when you're inside safe, you pinch his cheek like he's your goddamn grandson.

he goes red in the face, obviously. he's about to get on your ass about it, but then you stand up a little taller and press a kiss to the same spot before smiling. "you're silly. night katsuki,"

you turn and go into your building and he drops to a crouch immdiately, fucking firetruck red up to his ears and cursing you to hell and back. you're going to kill him someday.

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

stanley pines has never looked better and i hate to say that his greasy, sleazy, cheapskate personality is actually doing it for me and i hate it

Whalefall💫🩸

I saw this post and haven't known peace since

i should be paid $250,000/year salary to make out with girls sloppy style