Stanley Pines Has Never Looked Better And I Hate To Say That His Greasy, Sleazy, Cheapskate Personality

computer show me men with wet spots in their underwear. men making a mess in their boxers. men gasping and panting. men pressing their thighs together. men with trembling hands and sweat beading on their neck. men with warm, sweet skin between their thighs. men twitching. computer. computer can you hear me.

Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

me tweaking out trying to find that one good fanfic

Never related to anything more.

me and the grown man who whimpers when i call him a good boy

nanami who tries his hardest to act like a gentleman when he finds out you’re a virgin. he respects that you wanna wait to lose your virginity but when the time comes, he can't control himself anymore. he kisses you with newfound urgency, his hands tangling with your hair as he pulls back your head so he can enrapture your neck with his lips. and god, when he gets to see how wet you are for the first time, his restraint snaps. he spanks your pussy before ramming two fingers into your tight hole. when tears prick at the sockets of your eyes, he whispers sweet nothings; "i know, baby. i know. it's a little intense." you cling to him helplessly, moaning into his shirt. "you gonna cum, honey?" you nod quickly before your juices flow all down his hand, soaking his wrist. a day or so after, you get flowers sent to your door with a note attached that says, "miss you lots, thank you for allowing me to do that to you. can't wait to feel you again. - love, ken."

Vampire whimpering and moaning while he drinks your blood and he gets all breathless as he tells you how good you taste and also he’s jacking off the whole time. Think about it.