Scurvy Has Got To Have One Of The Biggest Disease/treatment Coolness Gaps Of All Time. Like Yeah Too

Vampire whimpering and moaning while he drinks your blood and he gets all breathless as he tells you how good you taste and also he’s jacking off the whole time. Think about it.

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

long time no seeee. gonna drop in and upload something I finally finished last month. I drew this based on an old wongfu short film. Every fall I think of this word!! :) A little proud of this one, since I've been drawing dorky comics, I wanted to draw a comic with more detail and practice my screentone skills!!!

u can watch it here~ x

“stop talking about vampires eating period blood” what next. you’re going to ask fish not to swim? birds not to fly? why would you deprive a being of its purpose like this. You’re sick.

post nut clarity is so embarrassing I just came to men being humiliated and now I’m gonna go make risotto. what the fuck

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

nanami who tries his hardest to act like a gentleman when he finds out you’re a virgin. he respects that you wanna wait to lose your virginity but when the time comes, he can't control himself anymore. he kisses you with newfound urgency, his hands tangling with your hair as he pulls back your head so he can enrapture your neck with his lips. and god, when he gets to see how wet you are for the first time, his restraint snaps. he spanks your pussy before ramming two fingers into your tight hole. when tears prick at the sockets of your eyes, he whispers sweet nothings; "i know, baby. i know. it's a little intense." you cling to him helplessly, moaning into his shirt. "you gonna cum, honey?" you nod quickly before your juices flow all down his hand, soaking his wrist. a day or so after, you get flowers sent to your door with a note attached that says, "miss you lots, thank you for allowing me to do that to you. can't wait to feel you again. - love, ken."

you get drunk and super touchy with bakugou pre-relationshp once and watch him fumble his way through being a gentleman and taking you home. he's got you on his back trying to bring you inside and when he drops you at your doorstep and tells you to text him when you're inside safe, you pinch his cheek like he's your goddamn grandson.

he goes red in the face, obviously. he's about to get on your ass about it, but then you stand up a little taller and press a kiss to the same spot before smiling. "you're silly. night katsuki,"

you turn and go into your building and he drops to a crouch immdiately, fucking firetruck red up to his ears and cursing you to hell and back. you're going to kill him someday.