A/n wrote this at 5am so I apologize for any errors! <3 also it's poorly written but I hope you guys still like it.
Yk what fucking drives me crazy the most?
Sweet innocent looking men that treats you so well, I'm talking like he writes you cute poems, follows you around everywhere like a lost puppy and gets all flustered and shy when you want to go to Victoria secret to get new bras and panties but he still goes in with you anyways with his hand clinging onto your arm instead of just leaving because anything for you!!. The way his face melts into your hand whenever you'd cup his cheeks, looking at you with those innocent puppy dog eyes then he places a gentle kiss on your hand. Like he's just such a cutie you know? He'd let you do his makeup and let you baby him and feed him. Literally just anything you want he'd do it and lets you do. Whatever makes you happy.
And that same sweet innocent guy would have you against the wall, his strong arms holding you up, fingers digging into the soft flesh of your thighs as he slams his hips against you, each thrust pushing you higher and higher against the wall as he let you drop back down on his fat cock after, and he's even noisier than you are, loud whimpers and groans escaping his lips as he stares at your face, feeling satisfied and happy that his thick cock is the reason for your cute fucked out expression and sweet moans that are like music to his ears. Your nails leaving long red marks on his shoulders and back that he's sooo proud of having, he loves it when you do that, it's like a reward to him for making you feel good. His big strong arms pressing your legs back even further up so your knees raised up by your shoulders, giving him a deeper angle as his cock brushed against the right spots inside you that made you see stars to the point where you can't even think straight.
"O-oh fuck! baby, need you to cum ple-ase, fuck! please, wanna see you make a mess on my cock please I'm begging you princess", his voice cracks as he whimpers it out to you. The sweet and innocent needy tone in his voice compared to his rough pounding like he fucking hates you and had to prove it was all it took for you to cream around him, nails digging deeply into his back as he's practically making out with your neck, kissing and sucking on the tender flesh, leaving a bunch of purple and red marks that's definitely going to make him all fluttered and shy when he sees them in a few hours, remembering about what happened earlier. His eyes rolling back when he feels you coating his cock with your cream and dripping all over him.
"Ngh! Oh fuck, Tha-nk you! Thank you so much, gon-na cum!". He cries out. Your toes curling as he sped up his pace, hammering his cock in a reckless pace into your poor cunt, his thick cock head kissing your cervix with each one of his deep thrusts as he greedily chases his orgasm. He made sure to have his cock so deep inside of you to the hilt so he can fill you up full of his cum as he painted your tight walls white, thick ropes of cum spurting out of his cock, stuffing your hungry cunt full as he lets out a shaky groan while planting his face in your neck. He starts breathing heavily, panting against your neck as you felt his cock twitching inside of you. And you know what? He slowly pulls it out of you, being sooo careful that he doesn't spill any cum as he grips on your thighs even tighter before getting on his knees and eating all of his cum out of your filthy stuffed cunt like the good boy he is, after all its his mess and well, yours also but he doesn't mind! he just wants to make it easier for you to clean you know? :(
Choso, Izuku, Armin,Yuuta, Zentisu, Kirishima, Yuuji, Kaneki, Toge.
I sat in shock and awe at this I love it
gonna turn that sweet and respectful man into a pussy addicted pervert
I needed this
HELLO FRIENDS IM SORRY I HAVEN’T WRITTEN FOR LIKE THREE WEEKS BUT HOPEFULLY THIS 3,000 WORD MONSTER WILL HELP YOU FORGIVE ME ~ Mod Beckett
‘found your number again at the back of a box and decided to call it on a whim and you actually picked up holy crap how are you’ au
“Almost got it…”
Imagine that you’re teetering dangerously on a chair, fingers only just brushing the box stacked atop your wardrobe. You stretch further, and a cardboard flap slips into your grasp.
“Aha…!”
With a triumphant grin, you tug it towards you, but overestimated the strength required to do so and end up pulling it straight off the edge and shit. You scramble to catch it, but forget that you’re on a chair and what a bad idea that is until your stomach dips unpleasantly and you’re very suddenly not on the chair anymore.
“HRK!”
There’s a single, terrifying moment in which you fall rather ungracefully through the air before landing safely (but not comfortably) on the stripped mattress laid out on the floor, which happens to be the only other thing in the room. The box lands with a soft thump next to you. You groan into the fabric.
Moving sucks.
You push yourself into a sitting position, and glance inside the stupid box. Everything is coated with a thick layer of dust, which doesn’t surprise you; you’re pretty sure it’s been up there for years.
You poke around inside it cautiously, a small smile pulling at your features and nostalgia tugging at your chest. An old yoyo, a few photographs, even some faded notebooks (you end up spending a good half hour thumbing through those, grinning at your childish doodles).
And at the very back: a scrap of paper.
Curiosity peaked; you fish it out and smooth it out across your thigh so you can make out the words written in your own youthful scrawl.
☆ Leon!! ^u^ 0-8-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x! :D
“Huh,” you mumble, eyebrows rising into your hairline. “No way.”
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Good news everyone I have accidentally discovered the stupidest fucking conceivable way to make myself to do chores
It goes like this…..
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My car: *low gas light on*
Me: I mean, I COULD stop at the gas station on the way home… OR! I could just NOT do that and deal with it tomorrow
Me: but what if I get stuck in a time loop starting tomorrow and every day I wake up and my car is on empty that would be so annoying
Me: uggghhh FINE I will stop at the gas station.
****LATER THIS EVENING:****
My sink: *has all my bowls and tea mugs in it*
Me: okay I don't actually care about this problem for tonight I am not planning on eating soup or tea
Me: …yeah but if i do end up being stuck in a time loop starting tomorrow it is going to SUCK to have only dirty tea cups in the morning forever
Me: uuuuughhhh okay clean sink it is
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I hate this. My brain must have an extremely low opinion of me to even try it, and it worked.
But hey, I don't have to try to remember to leave 5 min early tomorrow for a gas run?
Cutie-pie of the sea (x)
what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?
my favorite drawings from 2021!
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my shop
oh i would suck his dick till he fucking CRIED pls help me i’m so unwell rn
“stop talking about vampires eating period blood” what next. you’re going to ask fish not to swim? birds not to fly? why would you deprive a being of its purpose like this. You’re sick.
I’m in love with them your honor
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