Latest Posts by omega--webster - Page 12

Speirs: *dodging grenades, limboing under bayonets, swerving bullets, rolling across tanks, and running through enemy lines*

Speirs: Parkour.

Speirs: What did you do?

Luz: Alright, but you can’t get mad at me...

Speirs: What. Did. You. Do?

Luz: Okay, first, I was minding my own business—

Speirs: [slams his hand on table] BULLSHIT!

Luz: I WAS!

Roe, guiding Skinny to the Jeep after giving him morphine: Ok be careful. Don’t step in that foxhole.

Skinny: *staggering around*

Roe, pointing to the hole: To the left!

Skinny, mumbling in a daze: Take it back now y’all.

Roe, swerving him around it: Criss cross.

Skinny, about to pass out: Cha cha real smooth.

Roe, almost at the Jeep: Need to rest? Deep breaths. Hands on your knees, hands on your knees.

Skinny, literally unconscious: ...Get funky with it.

Doc Roe really be sliding into other peoples’ foxholes without knocking like : “what’s good, y’all lookin busted af, what we cookin, yo feet whack, gimme morphine, vibes are off, where’s the sizzuhs, what’s the WiFi password?”

“I will corrupt you” squad: Luz, Liebgott, Speirs, Nixon, Heffron, Toye, Guarnere

“No, protect the innocent!” gang: Martin, Lipton, Compton, Randleman, Powers, Winters, Welsh, Malarkey

“The innocent” nest: Webster and Doc Roe

[E Company huddled around a table]

Guarnere: Hey! Cap’n Winters, Cap’n Nixon, c’mere for a second!

Luz: We have something for ya!

Nixon & Winters: *jogging over*

Nixon: Whatcha got there?

E Company: *smiling*

Liebgott: *gives them both hand-made Father’s Day cards signed by all of them*

Winters, a mess: Oh...my...God

Nixon: *crying*

Babe: *hands Speirs a card* We made one for you, too, Lieutenant Speirs.

Malarkey: Do you like it?

Speirs, choking up: It’s fine.

Speirs: My moral alignment is chaotic lawful.

Nixon: ...

Nixon: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Lipton: He has a strict moral code but nobody can figure out what the hell it is.

Nix: i'm a communist now Harry

Welsh: does that mean you're going to redistribute your wealth (to me)

Nix: i literally keep forgetting i'm rich

Easy Officers Meeting

Speirs: sorry i'm late, i didn't want to be here

Nix: wait was skipping this an option

Dick: sit down, Lew

Can we just talk about this for a sec?

Do you remember when Ron “Killer” Speirs held Grant’s hand as he lay dying from a gunshot wound to the head?

Do you remember when Ron was like -fuck this he’s not gonna die like this- and went out and kidnapped a German brain surgeon in the middle of the night?

Do you remember when they caught the shooter and Ron looked Talbert dead in the eye and screamed “Where is he?”

Do you remember when Ron pistol whipped that ‘piece of shit’ and growled “When you talk to an officer, you say sir…”

Do you remember when Ron pointed his pistol at said ‘piece of shit’ and everybody just fuckin’ knew that said ‘piece of shit’ was a dead man?

Do you remember when Ron fucking struggled with his instinct to execute that motherfucker-god his hand was shaking-but ultimately he was done with all the senseless bloodshed and he reined in that overwhelming rage with such excruciating mercy…

You remember that?

Yeah, I am 100% down for ALL of that…

for some reason I come up with the worst shitposts everytime I spend a weekend at my parents house. 

I present to you: Band of Brothers vs. iconic Vines

{part 2}

Lipton: you need to be careful, you nearly died

Speirs: you call it a near-death experience

Speirs: I call it a vibe-check from god

Welsh: Oh no. Are you okay? That's a lot of blood.

Speirs: I'm fine. This isn't my blood.

Babe: I just realized that I have two ears.

Guarnere: You just realized that you have two ears?

Nixon: Going to meetings, writing stuff down. You love that nerd stuff.

Winters: Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do?

Nixon: I just forget stuff like a cool person.

Webster: I did something and I need advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment or criticism.

Liebgott: And you came to me?

Winters: And what do we say when we feel like this?

Nixon: More espresso less depresso.

Winters: No–

Roe: Okay, that's enough! No more talking about George Luz!

Babe: But you told me to get it out of my system.

Roe: I had no idea how much you had in your system!

Speirs: They are my service bees.

Lipton: But they are not trained. They attack everyone who gets close to you.

Speirs: They are trained.

Luz: Lipton, it's time to stop treating me like a child. And it's also time to stop feeding us dinosaur-shaped chicken.

Lipton: But you love your dinosaur chicken!

Luz: Yeah...when I was eight.

Perconte: We are men now, Lip.

Babe, playing with his chicken: Rawr!

Speirs: How did you find me?

Winters: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered, "Now, who could that be?".

Roe: How long are you going to be mad at me?

Babe: Ten minutes.

Luz: What makes you think I'm flirting with you?

Toye: Why are you naked on my bed?

Luz: Don't try to change the subject.

Babe: Don't worry, if you ever need me, I’m available 24/6.

Doc Roe: You mean 24/7?

Babe: No, I'm afraid Saturday is Hang Out With Bill Day.

Things you probably didn’t know about David Webster

TSince you guys liked my Liebgott one I’ve turned it into a series 

-None of his work got published until after his death. 

-He wasn’t really friendly with Easy Company and was always treated as a replacement.

-He had like 4? full conversations with Joe Liebgott.

-He was organilly part of HQ company and didn’t join up with Easy till after Normandy.

-His best friends were Robert Van Klinken and Don Hoobler who both died. 

-He was wounded with in 40 minutes of landing on D-Day and never saw brecourt manor or Carenten. 

-Donald Malarkey did NOT like him. Like we joke about Martin hating Webster but Malarkey had a hatred for him.

-He was scared of Liebgott after hearing about what he did in Crossroads. 

-He saw the end of the battle of the Bulge. 

-His family wanted to pay him out of the army

-He went to prep school in CN.

-He grew up in the Same town as me (lol)

Currahee Web 🦅♠️

Winters/Nixon Moments When Their Eyes Are Saying Everything

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I honestly?? Don’t get why people hate Webster?? Like they just genuinely don’t like him??

There’s no reason to hate him??

Babe: I lost my boots on the jump, do you think Captain Winters would let me wear my crocs?

Guarnere: Into battle????!

Babe: Theyre camo print

it was called band of brothers for a reason

@david-sharkthot-webster oh u mean something like this?