***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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Ronald Speirs: Holy shit, it's a piggy bank!
a family can be a ginger captain america, his snarky boyfriend, a beautiful kleptomaniac, a soft wahlberg brother, a small curly man and their brood of dirty, adopted battle children
malarkey i’m lookin’ at you
contrary to popular belief, the eyes of a shark are full of life, love and serenity
Webster mouth appreciation.
David Webster: [hugs Jones]
Chuck Grant: You’re awfully quiet, Joe.
Joe Liebgott, looking at Jones: Nobody plans a murder out loud.
Alright I’m going to rant
I don’t understand why people don’t like Webster, or feel the need to bash his incredible war memoir in reviews, saying he does not deserve to be called a “veteran”. Bullshit. Not everyone will like war, or be a perfect soldier (Speirs was considered one in that time because he was unafraid to engage the enemy). Web had a right to be bitter. It was war. What could you do? Not every soldier will be the same. Sure, Web might have annoyed his comrades, but he still fought alongside them. He did his duties. He came back to join his buddies after being released from the hospital.
He expressed REALISM. Anger. Disappointment. Exhaustion. Guilt. Confusion. Not everyone has to like the army and its ways. Plenty of guys wanted out just like him. Plenty of them purposely shot themselves to get sent home. Webster was not a perfect soldier, but still a good man.
I respect everyone’s opinions, but I just have a hard time understanding them. Web doesn’t deserve the hate I often see about him.
1. Emi
2. Green
3. Brown
4. I draw a lot
5. Blue
6. My Grandma's garden
7. Yoongi (from BTS)
8. Cats 🐱
9. BITE by Troye Sivan (at the moment)
10. Song of Achilles
Tagging: @webgotts @david-sharkthot-webster @baberoeeee @captainronspeirs
Band Of Brothers Modern AU Headcanons
(No one asked for this, but you know what? I’m still gonna do it.)
The guys all live in the same apartment building.
Dick doesnt understand 99.9% of pop culture. You could probably show him a thirty minute PowerPoint about what “ok boomer” means and he still wouldn’t understand.
Dick listens to old country music and Nix absolutely hates it.
Nix works at the local animal shelter and wants to bring a dog home almost every day, but Dick always tells him that the two dogs they have are enough.
Liebgott listens to Indie music.
He’s also the bass guitarist in a band called The Flashbacks.
The Flashbacks mostly cover songs by The White Stripes, Pixies, Metric, Arctic Monkeys, and occasionally Cavetown, but they do perform a few songs that Liebgott has written, including one dedicated to Webster.
Guarnere plays the drums in The Flashbacks.
Webster writes poetry and everyone claims to hate it. (Spoiler alert: they don’t.)
Webster is Instagram famous. (He mostly posts aesthetic photos he’s taken or little bits of his poetry.)
Luz is a huge fan of all kinds of ghosts, demons, and cryptids, but his favorite would have to be Mothman. He even went to West Virginia to look for him once, but ended up not seeing him.
Luz knows all of the lyrics to Take On Me and Tainted Love and sings them when he gets bored. Sometimes he doesn’t even realize he’s doing it.
Toye has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do and used to go boxing with Guarnere every Saturday before they got in a car crash.
Eugene can sing and play piano. Like... Really well.
Eugene has a banana ball python named Peaches.
Babe used to paint a lot when he was a teenager, so now he’s really good at it. His favorite thing to paint is Eugene’s cat, Magnolia.
Lipton owns a small tea and coffee shop.
Lipton’s shop actually brought him and Ron together. Ron was a regular and always changed up his order to make it more complicated so he could stay longer and talk to Lip.
Ron has a rottweiler puppy named Dally and he carries him around in a puppy backpack. They have matching sunglasses.
Ron is a big Outsiders fan. He’s been to the museum in Tusla five times and read the book at least thirteen times. (And yes, he named his puppy after Dallas Winston.)
Shifty sends everyone a wholesome meme each morning to let them know that they are loved.
Shifty works at Lipton’s tea and coffee shop.
Muck eats tomatoes like apples and everyone’s extremely disgusted by it.
Malarkey, Muck, and Penkala like to hide tiny plastic alligators in front of everyone’s apartments. (They always put sharks in front of Webster’s apartment.)
Luz, Babe, Malarkey, Muck, and Penkala are in a group chat called “RIP Vine 😔😔😔” and each member sends a meme every day. It’s been going on for two years.
Everyone always goes to Buck’s football games, even though most of them don’t care for the sport, because they enjoy screaming at the other team.
Luz, Babe, And Talbert are Tik Tok famous.
Concider this
band of brothers, where everything is the same except between the scenes they go to confesion camera
scene:
Nix: its a can of peaches, sir
Confesion cam, Sobel: and he has the decency to say its a can of peaches? *dramatic sounds* guess whos weekend pass is revoked, bitch
im here for hc that harry - bless his sweet irish soul - is completely blind that his two best friends are very much in love. And i mean like OBLIVIOUS. And everyone else knows that they are a couple and its not even a secret but harry just doesnt see it. Here are examples of what i mean:
- nix and dick are sitting on the sofa, nix attentivly listening to dick, one hand playing with dick’s hair. Harry dismisses it as ‘look, dick works late, he probably has a headache and nix is massaging his head’
- nix and dick are holding hands. Harry says dick often holds nix by the hand probably because the latter would just wonder off god knows where without supervision
- nix and dick are sleeping in the same bed. “Lip you are kidding me, right, sharing a bed doesnt mean anything. I mean the other day i caught you and Ron sleeping on the couch, next thing i know you will be telling me that the two of you are a thing”
Lip:
I just found this picture and I LOVE IT.
First off, I’m not sure when this was taken but it has VE-Day vibes so I’m just gonna assume... 🤷🏻♀️
Ok look at Nix. This man is RELAXED ok? he’s got a bottle of something good and he’s just vibin’.
It also looks like he may or may not be going on a drunken rant? Judging by the way Dick is looking at him... he probably is.
but wAIT. Look at Dick. He sat himself down on the arm of Nix’s chair and has no intent of finding his own.
aND DICK’S FACE!!! He’s like “look at my idiot best friend. I love my idiot best friend. Haha what a nerd.”
Ron spends small fortune on his hair and it's always perfect, that's how everyone knows not to touch it. The real reason why Ron doesn't want anyone to touch his hair is because his scalp is very sensitive and one small tug or even caress can make him melt and turn into purring fluffy kitten.
Important Safety Warning: There is a very real and distinct limit to the amount of head scratches Speirs will allow before he stabs you. It is best to assume that he operates at the two preferred rubs on the tummy like a cat. Any more and death is waiting for you.
our vain boi ron does the 10-step korean skincare routine in the moring and in the evening religiously. his bathroom is very spartan and modern in cool colours but if you were to open (which would never happen, there are traps) the mirror cabinet there, you would see rows upon rows of colorful cutesy korean products with smiling pandas. no one is allowed to enter that room. speirs's skin is glorious and no one knows HOW!?
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ASK AND IT HAS SAT HERE FOR MONTHS!
Yes. 1000%. Speirs spends more on his skin and hair than some people make in 3 months. He imports directly. He can read Korean.
No one knows.
No one will ever know.
Just like no one knows about his sneaker collection or the sheer price tag on his watches.
Winters: We’re a perfectly normal family
Luz: *playing 7 nation army with forks hitting the piano*
Liebgott: *setting David’s clothes on fire*
Roe: *praying in the corner while Babe tries to “cut” his hair*
Winters: Yep! Perfectly Norma-! LEWIS NIXON PUT DOWN THE VODKA ITS 11 IN THE MORNING
Band of Brothers + Generation Kill (WE HAVE REACHED PEAK SATURATION!)
“Captain Nixon, Sir?”
“What?”
no reason i just lov the dramatic blanket
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Band of Brothers Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Carwood Lipton/Ronald Speirs Characters: Carwood Lipton, Ronald Speirs Additional Tags: Fluff, My First Fanfic, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Carwood Lipton, Omega Ronald Speirs, Cuddling & Snuggling, Ficlet Collection, Omega!Speirs, Alpha!Lipton Series: Part 1 of Band of Brothers Omegaverse
This photo is fantastic because without context it just looks like everyone is marvelling at Eions beauty and honestly: same
Liebgott: “Is Water Wet?” Dumb question, argued out, tired.
Liebgott: “Is Lava Wet?” Hot new debate topic, fresh, exciting.
Webster: Im not discussing this
more incorrect quotes
bonus:
band of brothers ships rated by you ↳ #4 ♕ George Luz & Joe Toye
“Yeah, I’ll get you a drink.”
Luz: Ah yes baguettes, the snakes of bread. We'll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.
Store baker: What?
Toye: Ignore him.
Winters: What are you drinking Nix?
Nixon: Tea?
Winters: [spraying water at him] What are you drinking?
Nixon: Tea-quila…