***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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Speirs: I'm very focused.
Lipton: You're not even looking at me right now.
Speirs: I though I saw something shiny
Speirs, at a bar, very drunk: I don’t know why people make such a big deal out of lying. It’s super easy. You just say stuff. My mom thought I was straight until I was 17. You still think my name is Speirs.
Lipton: WAIT WHAT
Comrades, Henry Scott Tuke 1924.
Webster: Don't speak to me until bedtime!
Liebgott: If you think we're going to have a bedtime chat, you're out of your mind!
Webster: We'll lay in bed, we'll just go over the day like we usually do and that'll be it.
Liebgott: Fine! We'll do that for a little bit and that's it.
Webster: [accidentally brushes Liebgott’s hand with his own]
Liebgott: [aggressively holds Webster’s hand] Fucking COMMIT to it
Some Eugene Roe Headcanons That No One Asked For
Whenever they run across a well stocked aid station or field hospital he always pockets a couple of extra syrettes and bandages.
When he gets his hands on supplies he splits them evenly between himself and Spina but if there is an odd number and it can’t be split evenly, he gives the most to Spina without making it obvious. (Spina is terrible at both scrounging and stealing and Roe knows it)
If he had been part of that Hershey bar scene, he would have just taken one and no one would have protested because it’s Doc and he saves their asses. (Of course he wouldn’t have had to take one because Luz would have offered him one because again it’s Doc)
Some of the doctors at aid stations are stuck up sons of bitches who look down on medics as lesser versions of nurses in combat boots. Roe steals their cigarettes while cursing them out under his breath in Cajun.
Roe is one of the few not intimidated by Speirs. Really he isn’t intimidated by any COs. He’s here to do a job, take care of his company, and if anyone, no matter the rank or reputation, gets in the way, he will put them in their place.
He teaches Spina Cajun words. Or at least tries to. Once, just to be a little shit, he taught Spina some made up words that sounded absolutely ridiculous. But Roe couldn’t keep a straight face and Spina caught on.
He has everyone’s past and present wounds and illnesses memorized. Everyone’s. He knows their wartime medical histories better than he knows some of their names.
No other medics do rounds like Roe does. Spina was surprised when he joined Easy and found out that Roe insists on at least two rounds every day, one in the morning and one at night. It helps him keep track of how everyone is doing and sometimes brings to light things that the men wouldn’t normally complain about. Spina quickly gets used to doing rounds too.
Roe loves sweets. Spina swears every tooth in Roe’s entire mouth is a sweet tooth.
Luz, staring at Toye: LOOK AT HIM WITH HIS THREE DAY SUPPLY OF K-RATIONS, CHOCOLATE BARS, CHARMS CANDY, POWDERED COFFEE, SUGAR, MATCHES, COMPASS, BAYONET, ENTRENCHING TOOL, AMMUNITION, GAS MASK, MUSETTE BAG WITH AMMO, HIS WEBBING, HIS .45, CANTEEN, TWO CARTONS OF SMOKES, HAWKINS MINE, TWO GRENADES, SMOKE GRENADE, GAMMA GRENADE, TNT, THAT BULLSHIT, AND A PAIR OF NASTY SKIVVIES.
Luz: I HAVE TO HAVE HIM
Luz: time to get serious. Toye, put on your game face
Toye:
Luz:
Luz: not your gay face, your game face
Toye: they're the same fucking face!
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Some Eugene Roe Headcanons That No One Asked For
Whenever they run across a well stocked aid station or field hospital he always pockets a couple of extra syrettes and bandages.
When he gets his hands on supplies he splits them evenly between himself and Spina but if there is an odd number and it can’t be split evenly, he gives the most to Spina without making it obvious. (Spina is terrible at both scrounging and stealing and Roe knows it)
If he had been part of that Hershey bar scene, he would have just taken one and no one would have protested because it’s Doc and he saves their asses. (Of course he wouldn’t have had to take one because Luz would have offered him one because again it’s Doc)
Some of the doctors at aid stations are stuck up sons of bitches who look down on medics as lesser versions of nurses in combat boots. Roe steals their cigarettes while cursing them out under his breath in Cajun.
Roe is one of the few not intimidated by Speirs. Really he isn’t intimidated by any COs. He’s here to do a job, take care of his company, and if anyone, no matter the rank or reputation, gets in the way, he will put them in their place.
He teaches Spina Cajun words. Or at least tries to. Once, just to be a little shit, he taught Spina some made up words that sounded absolutely ridiculous. But Roe couldn’t keep a straight face and Spina caught on.
He has everyone’s past and present wounds and illnesses memorized. Everyone’s. He knows their wartime medical histories better than he knows some of their names.
No other medics do rounds like Roe does. Spina was surprised when he joined Easy and found out that Roe insists on at least two rounds every day, one in the morning and one at night. It helps him keep track of how everyone is doing and sometimes brings to light things that the men wouldn’t normally complain about. Spina quickly gets used to doing rounds too.
Roe loves sweets. Spina swears every tooth in Roe’s entire mouth is a sweet tooth.
Liebgott: I sleep with a bat by my pillow
Luz: weak, I sleep with my rifle
Lipton: you’re both pathetic
Nixon: [not paying attention, taking a sip of coffee] tell ‘em, Lip
Liebgott: what do you sleep with?
Lipton: Speirs
Nixon: [spits out coffee]
Babe: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.
Roe: I got a solid eight minutes.
Roe: Not consecutively, but it's fine. You're not even that blurry
Nixon, at Starbucks: can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots
Speirs, next in line: Jesus Christ just do cocaine
winters, showing nixon the eagle's nest wine cellar: nix can have a little vat 69, as a treat
Sobel: Winters, they will find you guilty, the sentence is death. You’ll be hung at dawn.
Nixon: HE’S ALREADY HUNG
Winters: Excuse me while I punch my boyfriend
because i love this show (so much omg), i tried to make this video inspired by this post
@onedirecton
Joe Toye: you fuckers don’t know about my KNIFESTICK. It’s a knife, taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon
Luz: spear
Toye: BLOCKED
Can forget about my smol boi Perconte
Randleman: Anybody under 5’9” can’t talk about fighting someone. Like, what are you gonna do? Head-butt someone in the nipples?
Perconte: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.
Liebgott: God, you have beautiful eyes
Webster: aw thats sweet. But everyone tells me that
Liebgott: I’m the only one that’s told you that
Webster: No, I don’t mean in like a flirty way, people are just like “you’ve got great eyes”
Webster: It’s like, i’m just a guy you know?
Liebgott: you know what I take it back your eyes suck
Webster about dating Liebgott: It’s crazy to have someone who’s always standing next to you to point out what’s happening. We will be in a restaurant and Joe will say, “You ordered your food an hour ago! You should have it by now!” And I’ll go, “Yeah! I should!”
Webster: It’s like having a lawyer for everyday life.
Speirs and Lipton are That Couple™ and Nixon is developing diabetes.
Incorrect quote by @david-sharkthot-webster
BoB Text Posts: Liebgott and Webster edition
Liebgott: I’m gonna drag you through hell
Webster: does that mean we get to hold hands??