While I May Never Be An Airbender And I Don't Know A Tire From A Fender This Is The Week For This—

I just wrote a couplet but knew not The number of syllables you caught: They equalled fourteen And, as such, set the scene For your glorious entrance — haiku-bot!  - Mod B

I’m creating a blog with two fools Who don’t always play by the rules Though they may think I’m funny And I beat them at rummy I really do think that they’re jewels - Mod E

Well, now that this blog has begun I’d like to say “hi everyone” The deadline, though stressful Helps me be successful And makes each new queueing more fun - Mod M

Seems to me like we’re at the induction To some longstanding limerick construction It’s buckwild how fast We can make a joke last Past a simple enough introduction - Mod B

Which company would be preferred best For all of this website's absurdness? Change on the horizon? Pfft, nah, that's Verizon And gone before we're off to WordPress  - Mod B

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We thought they'd make Lilith a schemer But "young blood, old souls" would redeem 'er Mod M had a verse writ Expecting some worse shit But hey, that's the life of a memer  - Mod B

Well, we’re in an unfortunate sitch Since our senate is headed by Mitch He helps bougies seem queens So let’s build guillotines And, as Karl Marx said, “Eat the rich”  - Mods E, M, and B

We hoped there'd be nothing amiss to see When said we, "We're living through history!" It was supposed to be space! Not a total disgrace Like the U.S. is shaping up this to be  - Mod B

If one put together, say, three flocks And wanted a taxonomy box, The word ostentation Is one designation For a ludicrous number of peacocks  - Mod B

I keep checking news sites and hopin For plans from my school to reopen Or at least recognition That to pay full tuition Is a plan we should just put a "nope" in  - Mod B

When internet pages you're scrollin' And meme forums you are a'trollin' A meme most delectable's Really expectable Someone out there is Rick Rollin'  - Mod E

This limerick, I'd like to acknowledge That all of my thoughts are on college We only discuss (As we think and we fuss) 'Bout how to obtain some new knowledge  - Mod E