There Once Was A Demon Named King Who Loved To Collect Lots Of Bling His Friendship With Luz Started

Y’all college is making me frantic The stress level’s getting gigantic It’s hard to make friends In chats no one attends Cos they’re all living near the Atlantic  - Mod B

I don't want to sound like a bitch Or end up dead in a ditch It's really not funny That college costs money So please—really, please—eat the rich  - Mod E

Fair Canada's capital's Ott'wa And to visit one day—well I've gotta! Along with Celeste (These two games are the best!) I've been playing a whole lot of BOTW  - Mod E

The game that I think is the best Is about a girl who’s stressed There’s mirrors, dream blocks, A grandma who mocks, And a mountain they all call Celeste  - Mod M

Which company would be preferred best For all of this website's absurdness? Change on the horizon? Pfft, nah, that's Verizon And gone before we're off to WordPress  - Mod B

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I think, in the interest of fairness, Since the cis overestimate rareness Of nonbinary folks (Though we aren’t a hoax) We should all try to help raise awareness  - Mod M

If one put together, say, three flocks And wanted a taxonomy box, The word ostentation Is one designation For a ludicrous number of peacocks  - Mod B

The limerick ghost chose to haunt me Now near-perfect rhymes and lines daunt me I hoped rhyme dispersal Would spark curse reversal But freedom continues to taunt me  - Mod M

I just wrote a couplet but knew not The number of syllables you caught: They equalled fourteen And, as such, set the scene For your glorious entrance — haiku-bot!  - Mod B

My apprentice is no longer sound I’m so sad that the brother I’ve found Is as lost as he is Since he was such a whiz But I tell him “I have the high ground”  - Mod M

He’s always on guard patrol duty He’s lots of things but never snooty He’s ever so good And just misunderstood He’s the wonderful house demon Hooty  - Mod B