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Off to college, the deadline to fly is nigh And I don't want to be left here high and dry But they just won't tell me Oh god can you help me I guess I'll stay here and cry and cry  - Mod E

In looking for rhyme inspirations, I turned to quadratic equations. But there's more than quadratics In recreational mathematics -- You get rhymes like "concatenations"!  - Mod B

There once was a film about dreaming And mazes and corporate scheming The way they go under Will lead you to wonder If everything’s quite what it’s seeming  - Mod M

At four in the morning's when we arise (You'll need a clear morning to see the skies) There'll be a surprise in The eastern horizon The smudge of the bright comet Neowise  - Mod B

“Well, I normally would like to grapple this, But I’d rather just visit the chapel, miss” I’ll give you a heads up Those lines were the set up To force the rhyme “Indianapolis”  - Mod M

A friend of mine took up the yoke Of humour, and never revoked They said oh so boldly "Oh, you know me, "I would go any far for a joke!"  - Mod E

I keep checking news sites and hopin For plans from my school to reopen Or at least recognition That to pay full tuition Is a plan we should just put a "nope" in  - Mod B

I’d like to compose off the cuff But limericks are sadly too tough Perfecting the timing And planning good rhyming Is already tricky enough - Mod M

I’m creating a blog with two fools Who don’t always play by the rules Though they may think I’m funny And I beat them at rummy I really do think that they’re jewels - Mod E

Well, now that this blog has begun I’d like to say “hi everyone” The deadline, though stressful Helps me be successful And makes each new queueing more fun - Mod M

Seems to me like we’re at the induction To some longstanding limerick construction It’s buckwild how fast We can make a joke last Past a simple enough introduction - Mod B