You Know The Rules Carlos, If You Can’t Show Me 100 Pieces Of Gold, You Don’t Have It In Your Bag.

demon: youre a bitch

me: *starts closing the summoning circle*

demon: wait i gotta tell you some important ancient knowledge

me: *keeps it open*

demon: bitch

something u need to understand about me is that me and my brain are NOT friends and she is NOT helpful to me. bitch gives me all these thoughts and feelings and is like "deal with these for me will u?" GIRL YOU'RE LITERALLY THE GUY IN CHARGE

I was only at the Devil’s sacrament for the gossip I swear!

You’ve heard of Manic Pixie Dream Girl, now introducing:

Non-binary Neurodivergent Nightmare 

Musical chairs? I thought you said Magical chairs

Well, there’s no un-summoning the demon now so we might as well play

My sincerest apologies to everyone I told that my allergies got worse after taking testosterone, turns out I just needed to buy a nose hair trimmer, my bad lol

hey so being autistic is a defining part of my personality and identity. most of the good and interesting things in my life stem from that. and most of my friends are autistic or neurodivergent, and are my friends because we’re neurodivergent and have cool things in common. I like myself, and my life, and the people in it, and i’m getting damned tired of seeing our mental divergences portrayed as innately negative and scary. being autistic means we face unique challenges and deserve respectful accommodations, full stop. Our lives are full and very much worth living, thanks

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

You have no idea how hard my dumb ass would slam into this sign

This. This is the level of sarcastic arrogance I strive to achieve; where even my weapons are snarky, contemptuous bitches