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paradoxf0x

4 years ago

Group projects be like

I asked you to “sign me the fuck up”, not “assign me the fuck-up,”

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funny memes funny memes school humor group project doing all the work

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paradoxf0x

11 months ago

My brain, having a meltdown like a toddler: everything is bad and awful and I absolutely refuse to function in these working conditions *dumps a shitload of adrenaline into the nervous system*

Me, sighing heavily and holding up lorazepam: would ya do it for a Scooby snack?

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autism funny memes humor panic attack anxietymemes

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paradoxf0x

4 years ago

America is a theme park and Florida is the zoo

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

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funny memes humor tell me i’m wrong florida is just a people zoo amarica being extra

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paradoxf0x

2 months ago

I was not expecting quite so many people to reblog this with a shout out to their own personal brand of anti-anxiety medication, but I guess its nice to know a lot of us are just out here tricking our brains into doing basic tasks, cartoon character high-jink style

My brain, having a meltdown like a toddler: everything is bad and awful and I absolutely refuse to function in these working conditions *dumps a shitload of adrenaline into the nervous system*

Me, sighing heavily and holding up lorazepam: would ya do it for a Scooby snack?

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autism funny memes anxiety humor anxietymemes adhd meme

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paradoxf0x

4 years ago

I was only at the Devil’s sacrament for the gossip I swear!

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funny memes humor salem witch trials go for the gossip stay for the blood rituals

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paradoxf0x

3 years ago

#Catch me at the stegosaurus concert

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paradoxf0x

4 years ago

I love this more than I should

So a couple weeks back @theshitpostcalligrapher had this card that was perfect. It was something i say all the time, so i ordered one from her shop.

It arrived today.

Now i just need something to display it in.

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funny memes funny memes humor merch me irl

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paradoxf0x

3 years ago

How come your kid can be whoever they want when they grow up, but when I try it it’s “identity theft” and “illegal”

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funny memes funny memes humor everything I want to do is illegal

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paradoxf0x

4 years ago

A bunch of kids messing with a ouija board: we call upon the spirits!

The ghost of a teenager who died in 2002: *snikering* Bro, I’m gonna tell them I’m a Victorian royal murdered by my husband.

His buddy, laughing: Yo, tell them you never got revenge so now you’re gonna murder them instead.

The ghost: Oh, hell yeah! Classic man!

the issue w/ ouija boards is that ghosts are LIARS and RELISH in your sorrows

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funny memes funny memes ghosts humor ghosts being assholes if you've been dead for decades and then the phone rings you're just gonna spout whatever nonsense keeps people on the line and also ghosts don't know shit they don't have a damn clue what's going on they just wanna gossip ghost and spirits

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paradoxf0x

4 years ago

Dramatically opens the door to the classroom on the first day of school wearing this.

“Sorry I’m late. Please, continue.”