Latest Posts by parkeryourefired - Page 4

It really sucks missing some people.

Happy, little chew toys

#Dog Ross

How does one get a membership to this gym?

Knight at the Gym. The dude in the jousting armor cracks me up every time. LOLOL

Work is hindering my ability to expand my Pokemon portfolio.

Today, I thought I was going to have a moment with a couple girls taking a walk all thanks to Pokemon Go. Unfortunately, they were just walking. Guess meeting people that way is only for fairy tales.

I will never allow anyone I care about to own a minivan.

They say people who can't sleep tend toward depression. It makes me wonder... Or, maybe I just don't go out enough.

Everything I touch breaks. Can't even put together a computer without screwing up. Which is bad because if my other computer goes before this new one works, everything goes the way of the dinosaur. Yes, I'm going to crash a meteor into it all because that's what it deserves.

Everything Is Terrible

A friend of mine and I hatched an idea to create a grocery store for single people. It'd sell food in amounts that cater to being single. There'd also be cooking classes for single people. We feel packaging and portion sizes cater only to families and groups, while single people are forced to either over-eat or waste food. Though, the best part of this plan is that kids are not permitted in the store. We didn't nail down an age, but the goal is to exclude shrieking children. And their parents. A quiet place for those of us who hate kids to get single-size stuff.

Is anyone else disturbed by the direction it looks like the political, social, and economic world is heading toward?

I made my first attempt at a smoothie today. It had too much ice and wouldn't flow. The only solution was to add vodka to thaw it. Trust me, I'm an engineer.

Astronomists report the sun no longer wishes to identify as a star and plans to cease all nuclear activity as it transitions into a ball of ice named Comet.

When the ending to one of the "great novels of the 20th century" sucks.

Fun fact: The more you know, the less you know.

Don't be a racist

When a friend of yours fiancée gets sexually assaulted and all you want to do is go on a rampage through England destroying dirtbags.

Brutal Easter goodies. -z

That Was Such A Bad Move

Don't fear The Reaper.

He's bad at board games.

Consider It A Strong Warning

Gettin deep with Horace and Hagrid.

Going to make a CD called "The Sounds of Waking Up" which will showcase the wondrous groans, creaking, and stumbling around after long nights and naps. It could also go by the other name "The Sounds of Being an Ent".

Uhg... Why am I awake?

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