an adultcasual artist, competitive yappernot a furryproshippers will be fed to my pet homunculus Throckmorton
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I LOEV THEM
Wat animals should i try to make furries of and im trying to mostly make them look like vague shapeys and not so much like the animals
spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle
sometimes i wonder what the trajectory of the pokemon franchise would’ve been like if pokemon go never existed…
shoutout to that one time where a pinterest folder just titled “creepy dude” with only exactly one image saved on it suddenly spawned into existence among my personal heavily curated collection of pin folders for some godforsaken reason
was my pinterest account haunted
on another note, this legendary moment in a pinterest comment section
the worst part is that nobody in the replies knows what the fuck kind of ship the name “pearl harbor” is actually tied to. horrifying
cursed ship names are so fucking funny y’all. like just now i found out a couple of people have been calling this specific character pairing “furry inflation” and it’s making me lose my shit
like imagine walking in on ship discussions and instead of saying some normal shit like “i like sonadow” you say “i like furry inflation”. watch as everyone in the room becomes wildly confused vaguely concerned and possibly terrified on what the hell that means
cursed ship names are so fucking funny y’all. like just now i found out a couple of people have been calling this specific character pairing “furry inflation” and it’s making me lose my shit
like imagine walking in on ship discussions and instead of saying some normal shit like “i like sonadow” you say “i like furry inflation”. watch as everyone in the room becomes wildly confused vaguely concerned and possibly terrified on what the hell that means
enshittification 🤝 metroidbrainia
(being two very specific ideas that desperately needed names to be communicated about, yet when they did get names they ended up being some of the most god-awful cringe-sounding words i’ve ever heard in my life)
considering that the "pawpaw" is an actual fruit that exists in north america, you could hypothetically create a warrior cats oc with the entirely valid canon-compliant name of "Pawpawpaw"
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these incoherent goblin garglings are starting to get on my nerves. im kicking u out of the castle. by evil queen's orders
Wait no teacher no no no no there's no but it's most idiotic thing that possibly possibly could have slipped this way either teenager at all go back to me bother already deliver and danger and consistently constantly go back and he bothered to read it all over again can you drink until you get a right teenager completed someone to call you since that changer you're smart and intelligent I will consistently costly expect you to be smart and intelligence no excuses and spots or procrastinating reasons I'll give you instead of water again and keep on studying all over again until you get a right teenager completed someone to poison his dad
these are like the types of deeply incoherent thoughts i start having when im like merely 30 seconds away from falling asleep
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favorite word?
monotonous, homunculus, visceral, ephemeral, daemon, ichor, artificer, fugue, stupor… there’s a lot of peak and kino words out there in the english language, too many to count…
the original post the reply was on had replies restricted so i couldn't reply to it but know that this is what i'm trying to reply to
but god that's so real, you know those "don't like don't read" people probably also claim to be "anti censorship" and "pro freedom of fiction" because they don't like being "censored" for being into cp and incest
thank you for also talking about this cuz god i have like an instant reaction of hate and disgust when i see blogs like that. sucks that replies were restricted on the post though
also god the thing about long bios. they're always like a ton of stupid titles or whatever that they made up for themselves/friends made up for them. like who cares. you're not some knight or whatever the hell you think you are. nobody's gonna read your wall of text
especially when all the text is like 1 shade off from the #000000 background it's on, i hate when people do that and i have to squint really hard and get really close to the screen and it's just not worth it
YEAAAAAAAH that shit’s been bothering me for da longest time… only carin about “anti-censorship” when it comes to their shitty dark shock slop fics horrifically misrepresenting and glorifying incestuous and pedophilic abuse, and not any other more important issues like censorship of free speech or wrongfully-controversial books in libraries… “freedom of fiction” my ass hhhhrhrudhdgsghshhh. very correct about everything else u said too,,,,,
also istg that after i posted this comment it ended up causing like… a BUNCH of weird hate anons to spawn in my inbox calling me jobless and cringe over that comment i made…
like srsly, quick question, do YOU have a job???? do YOU have anything more important to do in your life than call people cringe through anon asks over a single random comment they made??? and even if you do have a job why did you think this was necessary??? says a lot more about yourself than myself, ngl. calling me a grown-ass adult as a way to mock my immaturity even tho you’re being the immature ones here. and even as i post on this stupid website i still know there’s more important shit in da world to do than being here. all of you are pathetic pathetic pathetic. if “hater” was a job you’re not getting paid SHIT
my first hate anon 🥰 💖✨✨✨
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it's funny seeing twitter being so heavily engaged in something that feels so utterly and strangely tumblr. this kinda shit would've been like, normal tumblr shenanigans like five years ago lol
those horse race tests i keep seeing popping off on twitter are basically just a new flavor of those algodoo marble races/stickman ragdoll survival competitions i kept seeing like 12 years ago. good times
those horse race tests i keep seeing popping off on twitter are basically just a new flavor of those algodoo marble races/stickman ragdoll survival competitions i kept seeing like 12 years ago. good times
probably the greatest (and perhaps only good) example of a 4kids-esque anime dub name change i’ve seen was when in the english Doraemon dub they changed this guy Suneo’s name to “Sneech”.
like yeah you see this mf and you just KNOW “yyeeeep. that guy looks like a Sneech”
most funniest sudden deviation from a youtuber’s typical video lineup i’ve seen in recent memory
like bro imagine being SO pissed at the direction a show had taken that you have to momentarily quit spongeposting in order to talk about it for two whole hours. king shit
whatever shit happened overtime to the blonde guy in those old animation memes was like the opposite of twink death.
twink ascension
bypassing tumblr's cruel and twisted Circular Avatar Curse by making my pfp a small enough transparent image so that it won't be cropped by the edges of the Circle, preserving an illusion of normalcy
i always felt like that if this mf never decided to post a single goddamn video onto his youtube channel then Pokemon Sword and Shield Dexit discourse would've been 1000% more civil
the chicken jockey meme doesn’t feel real. it feels like one of those made-up memes they’d put into a mid-2010’s cartoon for a dedicated “meme” episode which cartoon reviewers at the time would call severely unfunny dated and cringe. but instead it’s a real meme in the 2020’s and people are going buck-wild over it and it makes me feel so weird about everything