an adultcasual artist, competitive yappernot a furryproshippers will be fed to my pet homunculus Throckmorton
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depiction isn't endorsement but not all depictions have the same merit
same energy as that one scene from homestuck where john develops an existential crisis over fruit gushers
tbh The Emoji Movie should’ve came out like several years later in the 2020’s instead of like,,,, 2016 or some shit. because that would mean they would obviously put in the “erm actually 🤓” emoji as a semi-important character to reflect what dumb emoji memes were there at the time, and i think it would actually be a pretty genius choice.
Imagine him being like this incompetent comic-relief right hand man of the main smiley girl villain, she’s all cheerful and confident and shit while he’s all shivering stuttering and nervous, and he tells her “e-ermmm acktually if you deploy the anti-intruder robots against these guyss NOW it’s gonna cause a hyuuge disaster and everyone in Emojitown will, errrmm, die???” and then Smiler’s like “SHHUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUPPP NEEERD DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!! teehee anyways 🥰”
(bonus points if the nerd ends up betraying smiler and joins the heroes and ends up using his super smart nerd skills to kill her off for good lol)
I'm torn on following visual artists because on one hand I do very frequently enjoy their work but pound for pound they're responsible for 90% of the horseshit takes I see on my dash
poly being short for polyamorous and poly being short for polynesian and poly being short for polyurethane must make things so damn confusing for everyone
Didn't pay my dark bill so the power company shut my lights on
If i ever met a person that listened to music i think I would kill them with my bare hands, no hesitation
blue archive has some cute characters i will admit but seeing blue archive fans even just seeing their posts even if they aren't doing anything makes me feels like i have to keep some pepper spray near me
arguably the most pathetic april fool’s event in this site’s history
a bit surprised that Tumblr isn’t doing any of its typical silly cutesy key-jangling shit this April Fools
There’s absolutely nothing. That’s the joke this april fools. You’re not getting any boops, fuck you
wait uhh
a bit surprised that Tumblr isn’t doing any of its typical silly cutesy key-jangling shit this April Fools
There’s absolutely nothing. That’s the joke this april fools. You’re not getting any boops, fuck you
a bit surprised that Tumblr isn’t doing any of its typical silly cutesy key-jangling shit this April Fools
There’s absolutely nothing. That’s the joke this april fools. You’re not getting any boops, fuck you
Everyone's Tumblr icons on March 31 2025:
who da hell turned everyone’s dashboard icons Round
who da hell turned everyone’s dashboard icons Round
>be me
>find that every art youtuber i watch is getting milanote sponsorships
>they all describe it as being “completely, utterly, 100% free to use” and like the coolest goddamn thing ever and don’t say anything else other than that. they all show off their crazy inspirational milanote boards they fully made themselves. my interest is now piqued
>look inside
>requires monthly subscription service for it to actually be functional at what it does
funniest fanfiction moment gotta be when i found a danganronpa fanfic that confidently claimed in its description that it was, for all intents and purposes, “better than the official games”. and then the first chapter had Ibuki calling Byakuya Togami a redditor
that Hundred Line game from Kodaka that’s coming out has GOT to have been a former Danganronpa 4 that was cancelled and later retooled into something entirely different at this point because what do you mean this isn’t the Ultimate Wrestler of Hope’s Peak Academy
artists who whine and cry and get pissed off when someone says “this guy reminds me of (character from other media)!” about their ocs are god’s weakest soldiers. If anyone said that about one of my ocs im gonna be like hell yeah
….why is autism speaks a valid troll name……..
kinda fucked up how Ronald Reagan is a completely valid Homestuck troll name
OMIGOD YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY FREBBVENTURE I LOVE FREBBVENTUREEEEE
SILLIEST GAME EVER. LOVE THE PLATFORMING THE COMBAT THE CHARACTERS THE LEVEL VARIETY THE BOSSES THE STORY THE FUNNY SHIT THE LITERAL EVERYTHING PLAYITPLAYITPLAYITPLAYITPLAYIT—
(oh and foamy isn’t actually playable in the main campaign, only in extra challenge modes. she’s gonna be a main character in the sequel tho!!!!!!!!)
Foamy La Fey, hillbilly bike-riding opossum girl from the VERY obscure indie action-platformer Frebbventure (and its upcoming sequel).
i dont like art tutorials that keep hammering in the idea that “circles are soft cute and friendly squares are sturdy and confident and triangles are MEAN and EVIL and FUCKED UP” because like,,,, it kinda feels like discrimination against triangles man
AHAHAHA THE ARROW WAS A MERE MILLIMETER AWAY FROM TOUCHING PORN HOLY SHIT
spin this wheel of fanfic tags. this will be the theme of your day tomorrow.
i love buff dudes sm but i HAAAAAATE IT when they have really veiny ass arms. Like srsly looking at all those thick ass veins makes my skin crawl, it’s so grisly, i can just feel the horrific papercuts these people are gonna have sometime later, i cant fucking stand it. put a lil bit of fat on those bones ffs, it’s healthy for u trust me
KAMALA HARRIS IS ALSO A VALID TROLL NAME TOO HOLY SHIT
kinda fucked up how Ronald Reagan is a completely valid Homestuck troll name
kinda fucked up how Ronald Reagan is a completely valid Homestuck troll name
sorry you suddenly turned into a homogenous twitter booby artist we have to put you down
unfollowing an artist you followed for a long time cuz you don’t like any of their new shit anymore or there’s suddenly somethin weird about them feels like euthanizing a dog except the dog doesn’t actually die it just gets flung into some nether dimension or some shit