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JENSEN ACKLES as JASON TEAGUE SMALLVILLE 4.01

Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.

We also want Hugh jackman as wolverine and we got that sooooo

Deadpool 3 announcement. Deadpool 3 release date: September 6th 2024

fuck yeah it’s about damn time

“There are too many moments when you feel like Pugh, doing her usual stellar, steely-meets-vulnerable protagonist act, isn’t trying to escape a waking nightmare so much as a movie that’s been forcibly relocated to Harry’s House.” (x)

"But how do I get popular on tumblr if there's no algorithm??"

1: Being internet popular is not a good goal to have. Having your skill recognised is. But those two things are not the same.

2: You have to actually interact with the other human beings on this site. There is no shortcut.

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

I find it funny how Baymax! ends with an exclamation point but yet the thing that everyone keeps talking about is the period.

…I’ll see myself out…

Mother knows

Conrad fisher x reader 

Warnings: mentions of cancer 

A/N: italics is a flashback

Every fall I would come to cousins for a week, to fix anything around the house that needed it, and every fall, just for a week the Beck house was mine. The house itself was summer, even in the fall, every room every hallway screamed summer, I loved it, loved the warmth and the memories that erupted from every crevice of the house. 

This fall was no different, I had packed up my car and driven from Philly to Cousins alone as usual, singing along to every song on the long playlist Conrad and I had created for the road trip we have never taken. Every summer with him was the same: Bonfires, dancing, shared glances and lingering touches that never amounted to anything. Every year I justified it the same way, Belly was my younger sister and she was in love with him, who was I to take that from her, to steal the light of my sister's life even if I have loved him for longer, and even if I was convinced that he loved me too. But then this summer, this summer Belly kissed Jeremiah, took him to the deb ball, became his girlfriend and left me with the horrifying realisation that I couldn’t use her feelings as an excuse to bury my own. 

I shuddered walking into the Beck house, flicking on the lights and immediately cranking the heat up. Unlocking the family room doors I stopped for a second and took in the sight, of 5 new portraits painted by Susannah hung up I couldn’t help but admire each one, bask in the memories I knew would always linger in the careful brushstrokes on the canvas: the first dreadful painting of Jeremiah created under the influence of some very strong edibles covered by Susannah's masterpiece; my baby sister in the decadent dress she could hardly stand, surrounded by flowers looking perfect; Steven with the biggest grin on his face, probably pulled from the thought of Shayla; me, standing on the beach, wind in my hair, that dress- somehow Suzannah had managed the impossible of making a chaotic evening look perfect in painted form; and finally, Conrad, my blue-eyed boy, sitting in the gazebo where we had nearly kissed, hair falling perfectly and the wide smile only his mother could conjure. I traced his smile with the pad of my fingertips, Conrad used to wear that smile all the time, but this summer he was burdened with the knowledge of Suzzanah’s cancer and that dampened his mood. We all struggled through summer and promised to be there for each other, but I hadn’t spoken to Conrad in months. I did know about Susannah before the others, I couldn't help but think back to the moment he told me. 

“Thank you for coming” Cleveland’s smile was half-hearted and forced, I nodded and glanced over his shoulder to my best friend, his form scrunched up, hand in his hair. Cleveland sighed and led me over to him. 

“Con?” It was cautious, Conrad wasn't good at showing emotions, so to be like this, he must be overwhelmed. He looked up at me through glassy eyes and my heart broke, I extended a hand which he took hesitating for a second before pulling me in and burying his head in my shoulder. I wrapped my arms around him tightly and kissed his head giving him the time to come up with the words, 

“Mum’s, it’s… the cancer is back” 

The words were almost inaudible, he didn’t look up, he just loosened his grip on me for a moment, letting the words sink in. 

“Oh bug I'm so sorry”

That was all he needed, he pulled me into a crushing hug again but I held him just as tightly, Suzannah was dying and my best friend was suffering. All I could do was hug him on the dock. 

Blinking back a fresh wave of tears I drummed against the painting for a moment, composing myself, no one else was here but this was a sanctuary and I didn’t want to disturb the silence. Susannah had made me promise to always return to cousins, for this week of the year no matter what happened, and I promised her that, but at the same time, I had vowed to myself to always let his house be a place of love and light even when I was alone. Susannah was trusting me to keep her magic alive, and I wouldn't let her down. 

As the house warmed up I began my routine, dusting off the cabinets and grabbing some wood from the shed in the garden, later on as the sun set I would light a fire and flick on a film settling into the warm worn house, my home not just for the week but for always. 

After briefly surveying the cupboards I went to buy groceries, taking in the serenity of cousins. In summer it was bustling there was always something happening somewhere and everyone filled the streets. But in the fall, Cousins was mine, very few people remained, and the cold air kept them indoors, though I would walk on the beach still, exist still, and others would hide away from the cold. Cousins was still magic, just a different kind. Standing in the store I filled my basket with the essentials and a few extras to hide in people's rooms for the summer, Jere’s favourite chocolate, red vines for steven, a pack of Cheetos for belly and of course sour patch kids for Conrad. Eventually, I paid for all the groceries and loaded them back in my car heading back to the house. 

It didn’t take long to unpack everything, it was ingrained in me at this point. I built up the fire and then went around the house watering the succulents for the first time in a month. I was watering the biggest Cactus that had existed in this house since I was born, when I looked up and saw them, those blue eyes reflected back at me in the window. I put the jug down and turned for a second, half expecting the room to be empty and my mind to be playing cruel tricks on me. But there he was, my best friend, more dishevelled than usual, but a strange smile playing on his lips. 

“Con…” I didn’t move

“I needed a break from the house for a minute, mum said I would find the answers I need at the summer house.” 

Susannah had sent him? To me? I hesitated for a moment, unsure of what I should say or do but he smiled, a genuine smile, and tears rolled down his face. The offer to leave was caught in my throat and before I could force it out he finished his thought,

“I guess she has always known exactly what I need.”

I had crossed the room in a second, he pulled me off the ground and our lips met, for the first time, we were caught in the silence, united in the magic, alone together. There were no words exchanged as we broke apart, but as our foreheads met and his eyes met mine, I knew, 

We were home. 

100% something lorna would say

#lornaandherdaddyissues

Eric Lehnsherr, or as I like to call him magnetic and pathetic

To my fellow fanfiction readers,

When you're feeling alone, when you're sad, scared, lost, when you feel broken please try and remember this.

Your comfort character? Would absolutely adore you. They would think you were amazing, flaws and all. They would sit with you when you cried, they'd help you through every hardship.

They're here sweetheart, they're waiting for you, waiting for you to find the new story of your love, to revisit how you first met. They're so ready to fall in love with you all over again, and they will. Because they adore you. So please take care or yourself sweet one, they'd be so lost without you.

So what will it be tonight, friends to lovers? A/B/O? The one bed trope? Found family? Will you find eachother again after a time apart? Will it be smut or fluff? Love at first sight? Enemies to lovers? It's always exciting to start again isn't it? To rediscover how much you adore them.

I hope tomorrow is easier to live through than today, that you find that fic you're looking for, that safe place to land.

Remember your comfort character believes in you and so do I, the random girl on Tumblr, scrolling along with you, trying to make sure no one feels as alone as when they started. You are loved, matter, you are worth everything.

~💛❤True

*jason just left alone for a vacation in canada*

*dick is worried*

Tim: hey, jason is gonna be just fine

Dick: then why do you look worried about him?

Tim: i'm not worried about jason

Tim: i'm worried about canada

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

you ever get pissed off by somebody’s mindset? like damn.. you really think like that?

~ hi witches, practitioners, fellow ~

spiritual pals!

i would really like to have some mutuals to chat with about witchy topics bc none of my irl friends are into this kind of stuff and i’m the one who’s just doin it by myself. my friends are okay with it but they’re not apart of it, ya know.

SO! pls reach out if you want a witch buddy, friend, etc i would love to chat!

disclaimer: i’m a full time student with a part time job so if i don’t respond right away, im not ignoring you, i just haven’t gotten to it yet :) (i do check my phone a lot tbh)

xoxo katie!

to all the writers on here who do reader insert fics, if you are giving the reader a physical description, it is NOT a reader insert fic, it’s an oc. do not tag your fics with reader inserts if you give them a skin tone, eye color, hair color, etc. IT’S AN OC NOT A READER INSERT. doing things like this makes the reader feel uncomfortable while moving forward in your work. there are plenty of, and easy, ways you can avoid these mistakes. let your reader feel included by not giving them any physical description. this is really easy to do and i’ve been doing it ever since i started writing reader insert fics. the beauty of reader inserts are based on the fact that anyone can feel included and comfortable while reading. if you feel like adding physical features, completely change the piece and write it with an original character. i cannot stress this enough.

as a writer on this platform, my job is to make my audience feel included, comfortable and safe. let that be your priority if you are doing any reader insert fics or drabbles. thank you for reading. i love you all very much. thank you for your support. be safe and treat people with kindness. — angelina.

and just like that, i’ll be right back on my bullshit

You woke up with a number on your hand. It’s the date of your death. Everyone has it. But this isn’t dystopic. It’s just a personal info in your birth certificate. Society treats it casually. Short lives get social privileges. Death is accepted as a part of life. And funerals are celebrations.

Not just beautiful but gorgeous, stunning, a gift, never think anything less of yourselves!! ❤❤❤

I really had to make this post because I wanted to see something 😕

Reblog this if you think black intersex and transwomen are beautiful. I'm really interested in seeing who supports my kind.

so how is it going so far?

So guys. I think we have all been betrayed by Netflix.

The office is being removed from Netflix.

Imagine...

Loki using his powers to try and trick you after returning to Asgard.

It was difficult to keep track of anything that Loki was doing. Sometimes he’d warn you before he left, other times he’d disappear without notice. Every once in a while he’d be brought back in chains; under arrest for some crime or another. At first it was worrying but after a time you grew used to it.

He’d been gone for a little under a week. You assumed he was up to no good - that’s usually why he wouldn’t tell you he was leaving. You’d learned not to wait around for him and went about your business as usual.

You were reading when one of the servants from the royal palace approached.

“y/n, the King has requested an audience with you.”

“Is that right?”

There was a certain twinkle in the servant’s eye that gave the game away. Loki couldn’t conceal himself from you very well.

“Yes. Please, follow me.”

You wanted to play along, however your grin alerted Loki that his ploy had been compromised.

“May I ask what you find so amusing, y/n?”

“I think you know the answer to that.”

“Did you miss me terribly?” Loki removed his disguise, greeting you with a smirk.

Near and far are relative terms.